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Bungee Jumping In Mexico by femionasan(m): 1:24pm On Apr 10, 2007
Al and Joe are bungee jumping one day. Al says to Joe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."

Joe agrees, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin setting up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work. When they finally finish, there is such a crowd that they think it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Al jumps.

He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces again and comes back up again. This time he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up. He's got a couple of broken bones and he's almost unconscious.

Luckily Joe catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd what the heck is a piata?"

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Re: Bungee Jumping In Mexico by pampam123(m): 1:27pm On Apr 10, 2007
plz did u know anybody from futminna who has school calendar plz help me to find out and post it to my mail box apampam123@yahoo.com
Re: Bungee Jumping In Mexico by yahoo2(m): 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2007
He apparently missed his way sad
Re: Bungee Jumping In Mexico by femionasan(m): 3:38pm On Apr 10, 2007
So sad. sad
Re: Bungee Jumping In Mexico by iice(f): 1:50pm On Apr 11, 2007
laughin ma friggin butt off Pinata ahahahahaha

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