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The Accident by dm(m): 10:13pm On Jan 08, 2006 |
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." |
Re: The Accident by hotangel2(f): 1:10am On Jan 09, 2006 |
Fxcking sucker! Women are evil. |
Re: The Accident by fancidiva(f): 8:09am On Jan 09, 2006 |
that's really funny ........ so she just wanted to frame the poor guy........ . poor thing.... he even took to her words..... |
Re: The Accident by fancidiva(f): 8:15am On Jan 09, 2006 |
guess the alcohol didn't affect her thinking ability... ..... see how she thought of all that in less than seconds after a car accident..... |
Re: The Accident by hotangel2(f): 8:17am On Jan 09, 2006 |
When i tell u that, women are evil. Best believe that! |
Re: The Accident by micklplus(m): 9:55am On Jan 09, 2006 |
God should have mercy ! thats too much and extremely devilish ! just imagine ! i pity the poor guy. Take care Gbam |
Re: The Accident by tibabey(f): 1:38pm On Jan 09, 2006 |
Gee, the woman's got brains. how ever culd the man explian dat to the police!!! |
Re: The Accident by spikelord(m): 1:45pm On Jan 09, 2006 |
That man is i n big trouble,instead of living with the woman for the rest of his life, he'll end up in the penitentiary! |
Re: The Accident by dm(m): 5:45pm On Jan 09, 2006 |
Guys are SUCKERS.They'll do anything for a ............... |
Re: The Accident by thelastdon(m): 7:05pm On Jan 09, 2006 |
the guy is not as smart as I am, I would smack the bottle on my head immediately, stain her with the bloods and pretend as if I am dead |
Re: The Accident by bagoma(f): 10:57pm On Jan 09, 2006 |
and the police will just assume you're dead they wont even check your pulse or see if you're breathing.... na true.. funny joke. women are sure smarter than men especially in this area. |
Re: The Accident by christyne(f): 3:18pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
I've been coming across this joke before but i seems not to understand until now. Very smart and devilish,dts women for you. |
Re: The Accident by Risto(m): 4:15pm On Oct 23, 2007 |
that one na bottom power |
Re: The Accident by topeteadr(m): 10:24pm On Oct 23, 2007 |
Omo that woman mah that man. But assuming say i be the man the woman must drink first. It might be p***sioned |
Re: The Accident by kronkykay(m): 6:59am On Oct 24, 2007 |
DEEP SHIT! check the guy's id, you'll find out his middle name is *stupid*. there are rules for God's sake. Be the gentleman in this situation. LADIES FIRST |
Re: The Accident by topeteadr(m): 8:19am On Oct 24, 2007 |
Yeah kronkay i love your thinking. |
Re: The Accident by kanmosyl(m): 10:27am On Oct 24, 2007 |
thelastdon:The police will just assumed u are dead and throw u into the lagoon immediately. Now tell me who lose u or the lady. The fact remains power pass power. |
Re: The Accident by clemcykul(f): 10:48am On Oct 24, 2007 |
WELL dats women for you! am just glad i havnt got oranges |
Re: The Accident by Migines(m): 12:52pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
But u've got 2balls, the question is,"where?"(i know) |
Re: The Accident by clemcykul(f): 2:09pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
hahhahahahahahhahah(whispers*i beg no talk*) |
Re: The Accident by JazzyJ(f): 6:35am On Sep 30, 2008 |
she is smart guys r dumb onli knw how to flirt. hehehe |
Re: The Accident by romsky: 10:19am On Sep 30, 2008 |
seconded |
Re: The Accident by MrInfo1(m): 9:28pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
Cool joke |
Re: The Accident by Scopium: 10:47am On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]ok[/size] |
Re: The Accident by clemcykul(f): 12:29pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
who went to da archives |
Re: The Accident by Scopium: 12:38pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Na JazzyJ[/size] |
Re: The Accident by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
jazzy come here! kneel down before i finish scratching my bla la bla |
Re: The Accident by Scopium: 3:44pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Make sure lawma workers are on hand to sweep whatever dirt your bla bla bla scratching is piling there[/size] |
Re: The Accident by clemcykul(f): 4:19pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
they are on stike you will do the sweeping and packing |
Re: The Accident by Gabry(f): 4:20pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
LOL |
Re: The Accident by Scopium: 4:35pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Your mouth will do the packing [/size] |
Re: The Accident by Gabry(f): 4:37pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Pack what? |
Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol / *waec* Joke Of D Day / Pastor And A Mad Man In A Battle Of Supremacy...
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