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Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 12:09am On Aug 02, 2010
No difference -
Coconut head
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 12:11am On Aug 02, 2010
who u dey call coconut head??
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 12:13am On Aug 02, 2010
Student
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 12:17am On Aug 02, 2010
Paw-Paw head

**Go lick pi.s.s**
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 12:19am On Aug 02, 2010
Go drink piss- chicken lol
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 12:20am On Aug 02, 2010
Try not to p.is.s 4 body sha cool
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 12:23am On Aug 02, 2010
If i piss, u go lick am
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 12:28am On Aug 02, 2010
Wrong!

na today u start?? - u don already p.i.ss 4 body na tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by oboidanre(f): 12:28am On Aug 02, 2010
There r benefits to drinking piss

What happens when you drink your own urine asked Max
01:00 on Mon 26/Feb/01 The AnswerBank

By Meril Haseen



Any negative effects from drinking your own urine
, asked Max. Apparently, you shouldn't drink your own wee unless you are a vegetarian or vegan who abstains from drugs (meat-eaters produce urine with high levels of potentially harmful urea, which allegedly tastes disgusting).



Isn't urine just a waste product
Not entirely. Urine, which consists almost entirely of water, is completely sterile when it leaves the body. Its chief waste product is urea, a substance formed from the breakdown of proteins. It also contains minute quantities of various chemicals, such as amino acids, vitamins, enzymes and minerals.



Are there any health benefits
Well, auto-urine therapy, as it's known, is said to boost the immune system, cure migraines and other chronic conditions, stave off a cold and work wonders on eyesight problems. It's claimed that it can work wonders on skin conditions, such as eczema or psoriasis. You can apply it directly for athlete's foot, bee stings and jellyfish stings. And you can[b] gargle it for toothache and gum disease[/b]. However, drinking wee is particularly recommended for its anti-ageing properties.



How does that work
One simply drinks the mid-stream part of the first wee of the morning to retain one's youthful looks.

LOCL!!!!
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 6:40am On Aug 02, 2010
U get time oh - walahi
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 7:38am On Aug 02, 2010
studio! studio!! studio!!!

If u make me call u again,

na ur body dey go carry out and u no go sabi! angry angry
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by Okijajuju1(m): 7:48am On Aug 02, 2010
Oboidanre

Bussy body!! As you know advantage of piss, write 5 advantages of shi.t join o!! angry
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:09am On Aug 02, 2010
Cynthony cum again please-your voice dey break
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 9:12am On Aug 02, 2010
Studio CFR:

Cynthony come again please-your voice dey break
u no well. grin
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:14am On Aug 02, 2010
Quack doc in the building
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 9:14am On Aug 02, 2010
Na u break d voice, abi network no dey where u dey? angry
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:16am On Aug 02, 2010
Network dey fear dat yo voice wey dey sound like Person wey swallow
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by makajibbz(m): 9:16am On Aug 02, 2010
na cellular he dey use na. tongue
cynthoney:

Na u break d voice, abi network no dey where u dey? angry
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:19am On Aug 02, 2010
Cellular no be for everybody-
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 9:24am On Aug 02, 2010
shey u kw say i dey pity u no be small embarassed

i still better pass u wey ur voice dey sound like where Clem dey go toilet wink
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:28am On Aug 02, 2010
*Dial clem's number*

Babe hurry come oh, cynth don finish u.


Cynth, u go wish i be yo bf. Lol
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 9:32am On Aug 02, 2010
Tufiakwa!!! God no go gree make i make that kind wish!

u wan kill me? angry
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:36am On Aug 02, 2010
Comot!
Na today we don dey hear all dat story?
Form form
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 9:40am On Aug 02, 2010
me form, i no fit oh smiley

walahi,not wen im not related to u wink
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:43am On Aug 02, 2010
Who wan relate with u before?

U wey do hand like octopus paul own. Mtchew
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 9:49am On Aug 02, 2010
lol grin

atleast it is long enof for me to beat d hell out of u! cool
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:55am On Aug 02, 2010
I just hope dat hand no go find hin way into my pocket.

I don begin dey fear u
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 9:59am On Aug 02, 2010
U don dey fear me tey-tey,no be today tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 10:05am On Aug 02, 2010
Na lie!
I just wan stay outter trouble
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 10:13am On Aug 02, 2010
wich kind trouble u wan stay out of?

abeg,sit down jeje make i hear better pple talk

u don talk am,i big pass u

and from now on,i go dey wound u everyday,

she-o-gbo,u hear?
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 10:15am On Aug 02, 2010
Elenu gbeske.
U only big pass fly- u fragile, if u near me i go break u
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 10:27am On Aug 02, 2010
if u near me,u near death

i no tell u again oh!!!

no try me!!! angry angry

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