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Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by Nobody: 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2018
Its been a while l ve been here. So good to be back.

l ll be short. blunt. and precise with the point.



you meet a lady u like, u exchanged numbers, u called her up 1 million times every week, u suggested that u take her for shopping spree @ any mall of ur choice.

***

u call ur friend who owns a car and pleaded with him to spare u some hours with the car and he gave u the option of returning the car safely with its tank filled with petrol.

u called the babe and tell her to wait for u @ the side-walk close to her house that u are coming to pick her up ( mr uber driver).

u went to the side walk close to her house and she was there standing staring @ her wrist- watch, " what took u so long"? she asked... " sorry... twas' traffic you said" ...and she jumped unto the right corner of the back sit.


u got to the mall... spent 50% of ur life savings, having her pick anything of her fancy.

now u both are on ur way back and u cajoled her into having some romantic moment with u... she agreed.


now u re in the hotel room... she stripped . u stripped and she was twerking on ur shaft and withing the space of 2min you spilled ur seed all over the hotel room... in other not to allow her go with the impression u are half a man... u went into the bathroom took 2 500mg of man power and in no time you re in the mood to fire on.


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now she was lying down waiting on u and playing Street chaser with the android phone u just bought for her @ the mall with dissapointment written all over her face.

u grabbed her butt with passionate anger and gave her some 2 hrs doggy banging and then she cums after squirting and then say "THANK YOU"... there u are breathing fast and sweating through ur eyes and anĂ¹s... and then u suddenly blanked.


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when u woke up u were at the hospital and sitting next to you was ur mum and your dad waiting on u to regain consciousness.

MY BROTHER, WETIN YOU GAIN


lol

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Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by DanDeeBoss(m): 5:33pm On Dec 22, 2018
gringringrin

Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by Lonestar124: 6:29pm On Dec 22, 2018
grin grin nothing my brother.
Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by Snowfancy(m): 7:51pm On Dec 22, 2018
haha u gain lost(50% of ur life savings gone)
Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by shegzy0514(m): 10:47pm On Dec 22, 2018
true talk bro
Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 02, 2019
shegzy0514:
true talk bro
lol
Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by Jacqueline22(f): 7:22pm On Feb 02, 2019
Lol grin
Re: Its No Longer A Mans World (wetin You Gain) by Nobody: 7:27pm On Feb 02, 2019
Jacqueline22:
Lol grin
no be lie na.... lol

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