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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:10pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Okija_juju: So what I is thoughting u should saw ur doctor |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 12:43pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
And why should I a competent, experienced, seasoned alternative medicine consultant & practitioner consult another fellow physician!! That is tantamountly synonymous with therapuetic medicinal malpractice & negligence which is punishable by either emacipation or ejection from the league of medical practioners and or a penitentiary condemnation of 5 to 10 eons, with arduos labour!! I am incredulous that you would even suggest such a thing to my person. Please refrain from profering such debauched counsel in the imminent. Kai!! Even me sef fear is fearing me. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:45pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Okija_juju: Is you boasting or wetin be is your point |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 12:59pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Are you resolute, that you have not yet fathomed my locus?! I categorically cant opinion that I am flabbergasted that you do not apprehend my point. Univ. of Toronto alumni get that alot!! Dont perturb yourself too much, my vocabulary is international in paradigm. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cnatorseun: 1:13pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
englis her the most sinplest gramma, why tooking it so had? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 1:44pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Okija, you is going offtopic! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:51pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Yeah Ben - tellings him o! 'an e ingrish is wery-wery 'orrible mes and jokingmary has confusion!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:57pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben-10: Don'ted minded him He is shoulded beening suspends from the crass loom See him gwamantical horrors |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolabbey: 3:44pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
hmmm ,na wa ooo,plentiful gramarians are plenty here oooo |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:47pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Lola Me is missed you o Join our class, paying your fee to googles. . .and meeting me for office for further admission processing. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolabbey: 3:52pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
do u really missing me? me is not avin money 4 admissioning oooo, so what can i does? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:54pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
You don't needed to ask. . .come and seeing me in my office first thing tomorrow morning. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by alorax2(f): 4:01pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
My Older brother love to toast babes. there happens to be a beauty who just moved to our street and my bro. was hell bent on getting her but anything she passes our house my brother will call her but she will ignore him. then on a cloudy day i was with my brother on our veranda and this lady passed, he did not call her the first time, then she passed again but still he did not call her so she came to him on her own and said " anytime i went pass you will call me, even now that i yam hear now fleas told me what you wanted to told me, inshort the rain is wanting to fall and i am to rich home quick time" i and my brother were flabbergasted. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 4:04pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
bros i no understood ur story |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
^^ neither do I Ben-10: Ben!! yous a wery, wery, wery brad mans!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 4:27pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben-10: Wetin is he caming to ya office do? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Iykegerald(m): 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
cheii i have dead were this how to spoke nglish |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:44pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
^^ Ya!! 'an wees spreeking d wanguage goodest!! wees tish u if u hask us krindly. . . |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:50pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
jokingmary: Efe knowings. She were my partner in crime. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:54pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
All-in-gay-shone Denies!! Me knowing nuffin - only to cowect hadmission monies!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
When I was employed you, I didn't see LIE as your hobby, Efe. Wipe your lips very quicking. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:06pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben-10: hehehe Ben, so now yous hadmit: Efe was yous Editor? Efe helping yous shek your larters 4 gwamatical horrors?? Efe goodest erm-ploy-yee of d month |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:11pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
The letters you edition was always rejected whenever I posted it to the Nigerian government. you is the reason my dream of became a Minister isn't come true. Olodo editor. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:19pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
hahaha!! I is die-ing of laff hia!! Ben don't worry - we's make u special missing-star of ingwish wanguage!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 9:09pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Let me dissect my vocabulary to a horizon you all can phatom. I no fit brought myself to speak this kind of english!! & Ben-10, How would you said "Okija you is going offtopic" the correct sentence is "Okija you are exodusing the subject matter". There is too much unschooled human beans in this assembly. I am out!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:19pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
^^ and so spoketh the pwo-fessor! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 9:24pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Pwo-fezzor of ingrisses |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:27pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben-10: WETIN You is meanting it? Okija_juju: You is learning ingrish small small Gud boi |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:28am On Aug 20, 2010 |
i can saw plenty persons spoken the english wells good jobses ben |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:25am On Aug 20, 2010 |
Was this howing the tread is go end |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:30am On Aug 20, 2010 |
hehe. . .googles, I promoting you as the Vice principal this morning. Reported to my office asap. |
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