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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:10pm On Aug 19, 2010
Okija_juju:



I am an aluminus of the University of  Toronto, in the USA, from where I convocated with a  1st class degree in International Fundamental Linguistic. What you inhabitants call English language.



So what undecided

I is thoughting u should saw ur doctor angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 12:43pm On Aug 19, 2010
And why should I a competent, experienced, seasoned alternative medicine consultant & practitioner consult another fellow physician!! That is tantamountly synonymous with therapuetic medicinal malpractice & negligence which is punishable by either emacipation or ejection from the league of medical practioners and or a penitentiary condemnation of 5 to 10 eons, with arduos labour!!

I am incredulous that you would even suggest such a thing to my person. Please refrain from profering such debauched counsel in the imminent. cool


Kai!! Even me sef fear is fearing me.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:45pm On Aug 19, 2010
Okija_juju:

And why should I a competent, experienced, seasoned alternative medicine consultant & practitioner consult another fellow physician!! That is tantamountly synonymous with therapuetic medicinal malpractice & negligence which is punishable by either emacipation or ejection from the league of medical practioners and or a penitentiary condemnation of 5 to 10 eons, with arduos labour!!

I am incredulous that you would even suggest such a thing to my person. Please refrain from profering such debauched counsel in the imminent. cool


Kai!! Even me sef fear is fearing me.


Is you boasting or wetin be is your point
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 12:59pm On Aug 19, 2010
Are you resolute, that you have not yet fathomed my locus?! shocked

I categorically cant opinion that I am flabbergasted that you do not apprehend my point. Univ. of Toronto alumni get that alot!! Dont perturb yourself too much, my vocabulary is international in paradigm.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cnatorseun: 1:13pm On Aug 19, 2010
englis her the most sinplest gramma, why tooking it so had? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 1:44pm On Aug 19, 2010
Okija, you is going offtopic! angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:51pm On Aug 19, 2010
Yeah Ben - tellings him o!

'an e ingrish is wery-wery 'orrible

mes and jokingmary has confusion!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:57pm On Aug 19, 2010
Ben-10:

Okija, you is going offtopic! angry

Don'ted minded him angry

He is shoulded beening suspends from the crass loom  angry

See him gwamantical horrors shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Aug 19, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolabbey: 3:44pm On Aug 19, 2010
hmmm ,na wa ooo,plentiful gramarians are plenty here oooo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:47pm On Aug 19, 2010
Lola shocked grin Me is missed you o
Join our class, paying your fee to googles. . .and meeting me for office for further admission processing.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolabbey: 3:52pm On Aug 19, 2010
do u really missing me? me is not avin money 4 admissioning oooo, so what can i does?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:54pm On Aug 19, 2010
You don't needed to ask. . .come and seeing me in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by alorax2(f): 4:01pm On Aug 19, 2010
My Older brother love to toast babes.

there happens to be a beauty who just moved to our street and my bro. was hell bent on getting her but anything she passes our house my brother will call her but she will ignore him. then on a cloudy day i was with my brother on our veranda and this lady passed, he did not call her the first time, then she passed again but still he did not call her so she came to him on her own and said

" anytime i went pass you will call me, even now that i yam hear now fleas told me what you wanted to told me, inshort the rain is wanting to fall and i am to rich home quick time"

i and my brother were flabbergasted.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 4:04pm On Aug 19, 2010
bros i no understood ur story
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2010
^^ neither do I

Ben-10:

You don't needed to ask. . .come and seeing me in my office first thing tomorrow morning.

Ben!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

yous a wery, wery, wery brad mans!!

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 4:27pm On Aug 19, 2010
Ben-10:

You don't needed to ask. . .come and seeing me in my office first thing tomorrow morning.

Wetin is he caming to ya office do?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Iykegerald(m): 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2010
cheii i have dead were this how to spoke nglish cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:44pm On Aug 19, 2010
^^ Ya!!

'an wees spreeking d wanguage goodest!!

wees tish u if u hask us krindly. . . cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:50pm On Aug 19, 2010
jokingmary:

Wetin is he caming to ya office do?

Efe knowings. She were my partner in crime. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:54pm On Aug 19, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

All-in-gay-shone Denies!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Me knowing nuffin - only to cowect hadmission monies!! tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2010
When I was employed you, I didn't see LIE as your hobby, Efe.
Wipe your lips very quicking.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:06pm On Aug 19, 2010
Ben-10:

When I was employed you, I didn't see LIE as your hobby, Efe.
Wipe your lips very quicking.


hehehe grin grin grin

Ben, so now yous hadmit:

Efe was yous Editor? cool

Efe helping yous shek your larters 4 gwamatical horrors?? tongue

Efe goodest erm-ploy-yee of d month tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:11pm On Aug 19, 2010
The letters you edition was always rejected whenever I posted it to the Nigerian government.
you is the reason my dream of became a Minister isn't come true. Olodo editor. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:19pm On Aug 19, 2010
hahaha!!

I is die-ing of laff hia!!

Ben don't worry - we's make u special missing-star of ingwish wanguage!! tongue tongue

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 9:09pm On Aug 19, 2010
Let me dissect my vocabulary to a horizon you all can phatom.

I no fit brought myself to speak this kind of english!!

& Ben-10, How would you said "Okija you is going offtopic" the correct sentence is "Okija you are exodusing the subject matter". grin

There is too much unschooled human beans in this assembly.

I am out!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:19pm On Aug 19, 2010
^^ and so spoketh the pwo-fessor!

grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 9:24pm On Aug 19, 2010
Pwo-fezzor of ingrisses grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:27pm On Aug 19, 2010
Ben-10:

Efe knowings. She were my partner in crime. grin

WETIN shocked
You is meanting it?

Okija_juju:

Let me dissect my vocabulary to a horizon you all can phatom.

I no fit brought myself to speak this kind of english!!

& Ben-10, How would you said "Okija you is going offtopic" the correct sentence is "Okija you are exodusing the subject matter". grin

There is too much unschooled human beans in this assembly.

I am out!!


You is learning ingrish small small

Gud boi
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:28am On Aug 20, 2010
i can saw plenty persons spoken the english wells

good jobses ben wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:25am On Aug 20, 2010
Was this howing the tread is go end sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:30am On Aug 20, 2010
hehe. . .googles, I promoting you as the Vice principal this morning. Reported to my office asap. cheesy

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