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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lysaa(f): 1:29pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efemena_xy:

So yous special stew-dent??!! shocked shocked shocked
tank you. . its my tarent.

Efemena_xy:


dis is gerring berra & berra - I's in sharge of 'ome tuition - special off-her pwice ish £200p/hr. . . tongue tongue
tiffy tiffy jakoriko, ow r u? shayyyyyyy! U want to hopen oppice on my ead.  shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 1:33pm On Aug 20, 2010
jokingmary:

Miralculouses?

I is musts comes  correct ma own

Flease abeg . . no milla-kuls 4 any mans in my oppice. angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2010
Pharoh:

Mrs vish frinshipal.

Flease and flease i begs of u . . . this new stew-dent belongs to moi.

I am the heading thin-sha in this schoolings. angry

No. angry angry

me's not shearing my fish wiff u - looking 4 urs man!! tongue tongue

googles:

kai nots me and youse

i will told ben wats yuh are doings oh ehn ehn

Now use is talking too mach!!

here, I knows you is liking kpo-kpo garri and fish - me is gave-ing u N10 to buy 'em and be harp-ie!!  tongue

lysaa:

tank you. . its my tarent.
tiffy tiffy jakoriko, ow r u? shayyyyyyy! U want to hopen oppice on my ead.  shocked

Woman mush saw-vive: country harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd o!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:39pm On Aug 20, 2010
is jokes marys a mans ?  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lysaa(f): 1:40pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efe,
hon me? i don't think so.   grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:41pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efe. . . . . . why has you doing these to yur fwends ehn ??  cry

oya gimme #50 mores please  kiss
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:41pm On Aug 20, 2010
Pharoh:

Flease abeg . . no milla-kuls 4 any mans in my oppice.  angry



Ya yanch angry

Ya mate is being maninizer, whiling ya  be womanizer  angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sylve11: 1:43pm On Aug 20, 2010
nyssa, nittle thin dey plovoke me o angry cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 1:44pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efemena_xy:



Woman mush saw-vive: country harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd o!



Yahoo yahoo is belongest to men so lets moi gives u cab fare to dropping u

where womens does their trades and marketing  standing on them footings.  tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:45pm On Aug 20, 2010
lysaa:

Efe,
hon me? i don't think so.   grin

Y north??  angry angry

hmm? use xging ur mind??  grin grin

googles:

Efe. . . . . . why has you doing these to yur fwends ehn ??  cry

oya gimme #50 mores please  kiss

I's give u extra N20 if use catching  the kpo-kpo gawwi seller now  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 1:46pm On Aug 20, 2010
jokingmary:

Ya yanch angry

Ya mate is being maninizer, whiling ya  be womanizer  angry

I be ya mate?   grin i is upgraded now to womanizing.   cheesy

If u cant beats them u berra joining the but . . . . .  cheesy  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lysaa(f): 1:47pm On Aug 20, 2010
sylve11:

nyssa, nittle thin dey plovoke me o angry cool
ow did hi incurs ya wrath?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:48pm On Aug 20, 2010
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

i wants breads jor garri will blocks my noses

fayrous oya lets horse go and bought garri for efe
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:49pm On Aug 20, 2010
Pharoh:

Yahoo yahoo is belongest to men so lets moi gives u cab fare to dropping u

where womens does their trades and marketing  standing on them footings.  tongue

Come, I's tishing u d rope of d business if you liking  tongue

but 1st 'cos I's liking u very march, yous paying Efe £350p/hr to learning the business

but you gotta be quickie - nor wanting Ben's to cashing me making monies in his ab-sent  grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2010
Pharoh:

Yahoo yahoo

Wetin of google google

Womens good for that one wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 1:56pm On Aug 20, 2010
jokingmary:

Wetin of google google

Womens good for that one wink

yels why is you call my name plus with my sonname cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sylve11: 1:57pm On Aug 20, 2010
efeturi, i nuv with wen u say ahn! ahn!! kiss cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 2:03pm On Aug 20, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Come, I's tishing u d rope of d business if you liking  tongue

but 1st 'cos I's liking u very march, yous paying Efe £350p/hr to learning the business

but you gotta be quickie - nor wanting Ben's to cashing me making monies in his ab-sent  grin grin grin

** singing thin-sha no tish me nonsance **
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:06pm On Aug 20, 2010
sylve11:

efeturi, i nuv with wen u say ahn! ahn!! kiss cool

shocked shocked shocked

huh?

excusing moi??

wetin is u talked habout now? - and stop kissing use confusing me!! angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 2:08pm On Aug 20, 2010
hello crass - hoping the engrish crass is speeding smoothlingy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:13pm On Aug 20, 2010
googles:

yels why is you call my name plus with my sonname cheesy

Chaiya sad
Sholly na

I is no go going do it again
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 2:15pm On Aug 20, 2010
Jokingmary, don't you thinking the M is for male and the F is for female? Are you think vice versa? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 2:17pm On Aug 20, 2010
i is not know dat joking marys is a man ?

i thots she are a girl o
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 2:19pm On Aug 20, 2010
googles, in my absence. . .telling me everything that happen.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:21pm On Aug 20, 2010
googles:

i is not know dat joking marys is a man ?

i thots she are a girl o

See the kind thing small pikin girl like u is dey finking

You is thoughting a hole proff  of kings ingrish like moi is a girl
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2010
Ben-10:

googles, in my absence. . .telling me everything that happen.

why u choosed yahoozing googles
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2010
Ben-10:

googles, in my absence. . .telling me everything that happen.

Googles, if u telling Ben about Efe,

I telling him about the £750 you takings from the skool safe lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:28pm On Aug 20, 2010
blacksta:

yahoozing googles
shocked

those is ma student grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2010
Ben-10:

googles, in my absence. . .telling me everything that happen.

ha plenty talks o

- Efe is just mistreats me anyhoo

-fayrous is takes all the womens to his office

-joking may is begs me for shekpe  cheesy

-lysaa is spokes incollect ingrish

- i wrotten the names of noises speakerses
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2010
jokingmary:

shocked

those is ma student grin

impossiblcant - she is expelling cause she not doesing the tisha - in forestazation.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:34pm On Aug 20, 2010
googles:

ha plenty talks o

-

-joking may is begs me for shekpe  cheesy



REALLY shocked

Brother tincher Ben is is a all lieings

I innocent
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 2:35pm On Aug 20, 2010
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

you calls me gongles a liars angry angry

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