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| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 12:00am On Aug 19, 2010 |
googles, googlesss, googlelesed googlexzation ,  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 12:05am On Aug 19, 2010 |
googles: Are you talked to me? your Krass mon-heator   |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 12:06am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Whats you meaned bee-loling there?  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:19am On Aug 19, 2010 |
All of u e has don start again, u doesn't know that pharoh isn't know how to spake collect ingrish |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:20am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Pharoh: nuffin  jokingmary: Pharoh had always spanking vewry braaad ingrish!!  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by cynthoney(f): 7:57am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Thread locked due to some reasons known to poster |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 8:05am On Aug 19, 2010 |
cynthoney: You is don be suspended from this skoll for spaking wrong ingrish |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by cynthoney(f): 8:16am On Aug 19, 2010 |
I means it oh this thread was a locked. No postings here!!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 8:42am On Aug 19, 2010 |
cynthoney: Ur padlock is deying fake |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by cynthoney(f): 8:48am On Aug 19, 2010 |
i am soonest bannish u from a posting here u doesnt want be hearing instructing me give u? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:59am On Aug 19, 2010 |
plenty wards is has enter Jokingmary's 1 ear and has came-ing out hof d hodder ear |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:06am On Aug 19, 2010 |
anybody killed English again will being banned from this school. Efe, writing the name of noise makers. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:12am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben, is u makings me the crass loom mourn-in-torn??  but yous gave-ing me job of Editor of your to help yous shek for gwamatical horrors!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:14am On Aug 19, 2010 |
must you killing the English to this level? I can't making a bad speaker like you my editing. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:16am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: I is thinking say you should wroting your own dictionary |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:23am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben-10: Ben!! I is spreek-ing berra ingwish dan all of yous!! dat's y googles has gaved me pH.D for inside ingrish wanguage!! jokingmary: I ish already doing that!! Ben not telling u he othered 100 copies hof my dictionary?? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by cynthoney(f): 9:25am On Aug 19, 2010 |
I can'ting be taking dis nansense y is everybory forgetted hw is to spake engrish pls Ben-10,i is of begging u be closing of this thread before somebory is ruuning mad |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:25am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: God forbidding! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Baxilexi(m): 9:54am On Aug 19, 2010 |
tea nows you people cannot composing good grammars, anyways ham organisation a summer lesson for those who cannot speaks good english . . . hi will put you inside the rudiments of the hinglish language. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 9:56am On Aug 19, 2010 |
I have deligently trailed this thread, perused its gist, tried to decipher its logic, and I have come to one termination; The Nairalanders who suscribe to the train of thought being exhibited on this thread, which I must say is rather defective, should desist from delibrately mutilating, maiming, dismembering, destroying, misconstruing, mangling and defaceing our beautiful English lingua franca. I am shocked, traumatized, & dazed by the attitude of the users of this thread which I must say is rather unbecoming of prospect leaders of our country. I cant comprehend motivation, motivating users of this thread to delightedly tarnish the english dialectlogy. I hereby embolden the creator of this rather reprehensible thread, to redress the damage this thread has caused by concieving a new thread that will edify, coach & educate persons on the apt use of the english linguistics. I am very apologetic and repentant that I cant participate in this faux-pas. please do well to heed my counsel. Thank you!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:59am On Aug 19, 2010 |
GBAM!! <ish kicks OJ hout of dis twead!> |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 10:02am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Okija_juju: Wetin is being your own for now Come here and dey spaking wrong ingrish Efemena_xy: This was seriousness |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:12am On Aug 19, 2010 |
^^ I knowing  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by maurchy: 10:20am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Praise the Lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So, i tell myself to fry it and chop, as i'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so i look, it's a faring place, so i now run, which i reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God, i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true. So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah. But my main testimony today be say, i chop that charcoal and nothing happen to me, church praise the Lort". Okija_juju: This one is fitting blowing my mind o. it is seriousness atomic bomb. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Baxilexi(m): 10:29am On Aug 19, 2010 |
if anyone has a problem with the way "we = i + those in support of my notion" compose our sentences on this thread . . . DO NOt speak and forever hold your peace . . . if you've got a problem with it, just give it time to brew in your head and when you done you can consign it to the trash-can of mental masturbation. aiight . . . |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 10:38am On Aug 19, 2010 |
what is Okija talk? Baxi, be our soliciting solicitor. . . don't collecting bribe o. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Baxilexi(m): 10:42am On Aug 19, 2010 |
is truth now . . . we sef went school |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:46am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Ben-10: OJ talking him needed ingrish crash wessons Ben, yous got space in d skool 4 new member?? you's know Efe ish Bursar - I tooking d monies from OJ: £150per/hour |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Baxilexi(m): 10:55am On Aug 19, 2010 |
i admition, you win, even you blunder is confusing. . . Efemena_xy: |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 10:57am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: You is have is been hireded  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:32am On Aug 19, 2010 |
my eyes cant taking it any more longing |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 12:00pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
This thread and its plaiters are becomingly unbecoming!! I took my time to elucidate everybdy on the deleterious end-product such a thread can have on your individual profieciency to appropiately converse in non-errornous english linguistics, and that fellow Baxlexi whom you all have congregated and bestowed with the designation of your resident solicitor, had the impudence to query me to forever grasp my serenity!! How dare him!! Does he have any inkling of who he is conversing with?!! I am an aluminus of the University of Toronto, in the USA, from where I convocated with a 1st class degree in International Fundamental Linguistic. What you inhabitants call English language. I advocate that this thread should be barred and an embargo placed on it, impedeing other wholesome minded Nairalanders from scrutinzing the drivel that all of you have been promulgating here librally with reckless abandon since the inauguration of this thread till at present. The proprietor of this website, should adopt all nessesitious channel to guarantee that this thread will encounter an untimely demise. |
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