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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bibs(f): 11:47pm On Aug 09, 2010
let i startedly in singing A, B, C__Z?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by 1stknight(m): 12:17am On Aug 10, 2010
grin Sista googles i've replies som biro dat u borrows me 2 our class tisha(ben)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:50am On Aug 10, 2010
1stknight:

grin Sista googles i've replies som biro dat u borrows me 2 our class tisha(ben)

I am not an teacher! I am an principal. tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 9:54am On Aug 10, 2010
principle Ben goo mooreen sir cheesy

1stknight thank for replys the biroses you are a good boys
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 10:09am On Aug 10, 2010
googles, my senioring tutor. lol
how are your night? hope you sleeping well even though there were cold.
tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by 1stknight(m): 10:16am On Aug 10, 2010
Efribodi came out now now for assemblys
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:17am On Aug 10, 2010
yels yels i sleep well tho' the cold catch me small but i surviving

where is pharoh it have be a while i seen him in this citadel
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 10:54am On Aug 10, 2010
The uselesness PTA chairman has run with our money.

1stknight, please conducting the assembly, while I and googles looked for pharoh.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by don4real: 11:08am On Aug 10, 2010
I is dey laffing since,dis thread is dey funny.i is learnt gud englisch here,thankks to peopleses here
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:16am On Aug 10, 2010
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad

am no see fayrouz o. . . . maybe he have followed women go undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by OkaiCorne(m): 11:42am On Aug 10, 2010
Pls what can we do for the guy who doesn't hasn't an employment?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by OkaiCorne(m): 11:46am On Aug 10, 2010
All of you are very disrespectfuls anything your friends used to said you started to repeated it all over again!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sledge406: 4:40am On Aug 11, 2010
What's with the haccent we people are bastarding. I think they saying we should spake correcting language rather than spelled wronging.

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 10:21am On Aug 11, 2010
u guys always making me vomited with this glamers. At ur age u dont know how to spoke good english undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Iykegerald(m): 10:52am On Aug 11, 2010
i am laughin die in the before of my computer you people are spoken plenty plenty grama but i want to advising all of you to sufry sufry 4 broken bottles, grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:05am On Aug 11, 2010
Goo mooreen my fellows pples
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 11:07am On Aug 11, 2010
googles:

Goo mooreen my fellows pples
gle maureen jare. It has tay I has been looking for u.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:19am On Aug 11, 2010
xynerise:

gle maureen jare. It has tay I has been looking for u.

waz happens ? why is you looks for me ?? haf i did anything bads ?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 11:23am On Aug 11, 2010
googles:

waz happens ? why is you looks for me ?? haf i did anything bads ?
No there are nofin u is done just wanting to talked to u.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:25am On Aug 11, 2010
ok talked am listen
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 11:34am On Aug 11, 2010
We,.,.ll(bitting finger) u knows na. I just wished to tells u dat I wi.,.,ll like us to had. In short I wat u to be my Yori-Yori grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:00pm On Aug 11, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

yori-yori ehn ?? you gots nyansh ??

can you cooks and cleans {no offence }

copyright Mr. cork grin

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 12:43pm On Aug 11, 2010
my medulla oblongata and trentonomous sicogliceneral (eyes) has been suffering from all these grammatical assaults happening here.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by segzicres(m): 3:25pm On Aug 11, 2010
blacksta:

my medulla oblongata and trentonomous sicogliceneral (eyes) has been suffering from all these grammatical assaults happening here.
guy why is u spoking english na, the english sef wronging in all areas. try gone back to primary school to lernt again
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2010
Lol grin

Did I just typing "LOL" that is correct English o. . .somebody pls helping! grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2010
Ben-10:

Lol grin

Did I just typing "LOL" that is correct English o. . .somebody pls helping! grin


You is neededing polishment angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:46pm On Aug 11, 2010
jokingmary:

You is neededing polishment angry

I am an principal on this school. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by thanz(m): 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2010
am i not qualification to spake gorekt ninglis for dis places?

dis here na a 4room wia diferen ppl are spoken watefa dem liking to speaking. infak, ayam ourrra hia.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 5:54pm On Aug 11, 2010
Ben-10:

I am an principal on this school. grin

Ermm can youses employing this very good tisha mr blincipal

t_hanz:

am i not qualification to spake gorekt ninglis for dis places?

dis here na a 4room wia diferen ppl are spoken watefa dem liking to speaking. infak, ayam ourrra hia.


Isn't he not qualificated
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:59pm On Aug 11, 2010
t_hanz:

am i not qualification to spake gorekt ninglis for dis places?

d[b]is here na a 4room wia diferen ppl are spoken watefa dem liking to speaking. infak, ayam ourrra hia.
[/b]

you must be spoking in calabar accent. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:02pm On Aug 11, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

am telling u. . . that guy is spokes some other languages wat was dose he wrote

am not even un'stand one bit of it
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by thanz(m): 6:17pm On Aug 11, 2010
@Ben-10. gorekt
@googles. if u r undastanding nuttin ayam wroting, den standunda if u wan to c creary.

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