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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:24pm On Aug 11, 2010
Please, we can't accepting this kind of English on this class. Why not improving.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

caraba boi in the building cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by obinna5000(m): 6:51pm On Aug 11, 2010
"I am overgasted and flabberwhelmed" - Hon. Patrick grin

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 6:57pm On Aug 11, 2010
obinna5000:

"I am overgasted and flabberwhelmed" - Hon. Patrick grin

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Oh me goodnesses shocked

What a ingrish spaker shocked sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Kx: 2:52pm On Aug 12, 2010
I came to look for you but you did nt dey, where did you went to?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:16pm On Aug 12, 2010
Kx:

I came to look for you but you did nt dey, where did you went to?

someone actually tolding me that back then in secondary school. grin guys are wickeding.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-493110.0.html
^^Best so far in the section.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Doctore(m): 4:42pm On Aug 12, 2010
am often surprises as what I am reads, our schools had spoils so more that she can'ts train you peoples well well. You wented to school and you spoke this gramatical havoc?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2010
^^

I thinks you has not tooking the ingrish wanguage seriously grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:45pm On Aug 12, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^

I thinks you has not tooking the ingrish wanguage seriously grin grin grin

Is you seriousness shocked grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mamagee3(f): 9:47pm On Aug 12, 2010
jokingmary:

Is you seriousness shocked grin
This is really overkilling the English language. grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by maurchy: 10:01pm On Aug 12, 2010
Aftawall, inglish not ma mwada twang. I spoked it as i spoketh.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:03pm On Aug 12, 2010
jokingmary:

Is you seriousness shocked grin

Yah. . I is spoking the Qween's ingrish.  

I had graduatings as the goodest ingrish student frum Oxfard Uniwesity in a pH.D  tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by weblessyou: 10:52pm On Aug 12, 2010
seriously spoking let me told you somethings, with all the grammatically error in those thread, i could still understood all you had been said and made sense of it all. or could anybodies told me he/she do not comprehensive all we had been posted.

So let we stop degraded plus demeanished peoples, if somebodies could not spoke goodful inkgrease, that were not translated that he/she were not educateful and were not know what they were does, or could not gave there better at anything. You should understood that inkgrease is just likes any many landguageses. we should not made it elabocrated plus complicatful to those which are not eloquestly. We were just disvalued and demean pepools by an landguageses barear not tooking look to what they get inside of they. Oga gan o. Wettin be gooder delivery when you may understood what i were said the ways i say it?


It is a shameful that mostly nigeriases thought if somebodies could not spoke better english he/she were not educateful

All these mobile phones that you were uses, told me, were it not make in china? . even plus including nokia, motorola, like that like that, Yes, it were maked by the chinese, yet this peoples spake no little inkgrease, and if they does they spake it in their bested.

But you 2X2 you would be looks for cabulators that you could not made.

Just thought of it, Dame goodlucky Jonathan was engbaduing at we aso villa plus him horseband, but some SAN (senior applicator of Nigerias) were challenges her plus him horseband that they were not fluently in inkgrease.
(saw as i dey flowing since tomorrow, becourse i knows no ones would yab me of badly inkgrease, if na normal talku be that i for don run o)

No yab if someones spake we local landguage badfully but when it cames to inkgrease. . . .
What was it about inkgrease selves. What were our problem? Imaginated someones tolded me i dey blow grammar for pidgin selves.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mamagee3(f): 12:01am On Aug 13, 2010
His not worth talking about.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 12:05am On Aug 13, 2010
you may gone and slept, write?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 10:28am On Aug 13, 2010
i canting not spoken good ingrish yet - withhelding time on my hand - I will got better ;Dx
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ElementG(m): 10:51am On Aug 13, 2010
this are soo unbelieved, i will sacked that people that write these letter to my office
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:11am On Aug 13, 2010
have the ingrish vanguage death yet. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 11:40am On Aug 13, 2010
it is death since yesterday.
Where had you being?
Had you does your assignment?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:53am On Aug 13, 2010
wich assigment - i were not classed day before today.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 11:56am On Aug 13, 2010
ohh, you had forgotten the ingris assignment uncle synthe give to we
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:58am On Aug 13, 2010
please refreshed my mind -cause i dont wanting to failured.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by maurchy: 12:28pm On Aug 13, 2010
me fiansi give leta to me.

Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:53pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^OH. . .MY. . .GAWD!! shocked shocked shocked

this larter has tookings the bwiscuit!!

grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 1:08pm On Aug 13, 2010
blacksta:

have the ingrish vanguage death yet. grin

Seem like the letter above was finally killed it. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:10pm On Aug 13, 2010
Ben's killing lurve larter!!

grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by FunmyKemmy(f): 1:42pm On Aug 13, 2010
somemany would going dieying with laughter foundation therein.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 2:08pm On Aug 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Ben's killing lurve larter!!

grin grin grin

hehe. . .not moi! I want to beleive the writer were sleeping when wrote it. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:17pm On Aug 13, 2010
Aye - if you'se saying so wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by maurchy: 2:19pm On Aug 13, 2010
da leta sit on top of the every lafta. in shut it laff me wan faint
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 2:30pm On Aug 13, 2010
maurchy:

da leta sit on top of the every lafta. in shut it laff me wan faint

Speak gooder English, pls. cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by maurchy: 3:25pm On Aug 13, 2010
Ben-10:

Speak gooder English, pls. cheesy
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gooda english i not gree speak. you is not ontopsitting?

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