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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by philip0906(m): 12:22am On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

no i not un'stooded you. . . .spoons use by chineses ?? oh i did not knew o

sorries for the mixtake then  embarassed embarassed embarassed i hate to blew bullets like thats

i am cames oya googleds me
Good u admit your mixtake. . .don't blew bullets no mores, wink I'm feel likes 2 sleep. . .i have bin bwosing on d internet since in d morning
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:26am On Aug 14, 2010
philip0906:

Good u admit your mixtake. . .don't blew bullets no mores, wink I'm feel likes 2 sleep. . .i have bin bwosing on d internet since in d morning

okays good nights my good mans. . . . we shai see later in today
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 12:28am On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

no i not un'stooded you. . . .spoons use by chineses ?? oh i did not knew o


[color=#006600]i am cames oya googleds me

ok where do kept the keyboard or is it hidded in your clothed grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 1:46pm On Aug 14, 2010
^^U remember me of one gal that go for baiday pary without no pant. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2010
were you see his yanhs?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:07pm On Aug 14, 2010
xynerise:

^^U remember me of one gal that go for baiday pary without no pant. grin

Xynerise

Is you spoked about your girl-fwend??

ish that har yous twos going to parry havery weak-end??

grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 4:57pm On Aug 14, 2010
xynerise:

^^U remember me of one gal that go for baiday pary without no pant. grin

WHAT cheesy

U is forget to wear pant go pary grin cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:18pm On Aug 14, 2010
jokingmary:

WHAT cheesy

U is forget to wear pant go pary grin cheesy

That's killing! It is call for direct entry! grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2010
So Xynerise is wore nuffin when go parry??

grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 9:59pm On Aug 14, 2010
All of u not goin schooling atall sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Aug 14, 2010
Chi-baby

not true! Me's gone skool! embarassed embarassed embarassed

googles gaved me a Pee-Ache-Dee for ingrish wanguage

and Ben maked me heditor of im papers tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:16pm On Aug 14, 2010
yels Efe babies tells that my cousin for me told her we is know how to spoke englich language
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:24pm On Aug 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Chi-baby

not true! Me's gone skool!  embarassed embarassed embarassed

googles gaved me a Pee-Ache-Dee for  ingrish wanguage

and Ben maked me heditor of im papers  tongue

  shocked Are u bein seriously?? u has pee hache dee in engrish and are spoke ds bad  sad

googles:

yels Efe babies tells that my cousin for me told her we is know how to spoke englich  language

My cuzzy! u are even follow to be spoke ds kindrof engris??  shocked
Can't both of two of u seein and hearin my kindrof engris and how it is flow out??   cheesy grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:27pm On Aug 14, 2010
aww my beauriful cozzy u are spokes well but we are spake it berra than you and you knows it tongue

we is have masters and mistress in englich ranguage
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:31pm On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

yels Efe babies tells that my cousin for me told her we is know how to spoke englich language

Yes, yes. . .and we's getting berra and most berra heavry day!  cool

chi-baby:

 shocked Are u bein seriously?? u has pee hache dee in engrish and are spoke ds bad  sad

My cuzzy! u are even follow to be spoke ds kindrof engris??  shocked
Can't both of two of u seein and hearin my kindrof engris and how it is flow out??   cheesy grin


Chi-baby: shee-ing is bee-living. . .googles ish the hexpart 4 ingrish wanguage   cheesy

Google cran trish u ingrish if use paid £100 cash e-me-date-ly  cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:37pm On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

aww my beauriful cozzy u are spokes well but we are spake it berra than you and you knows it tongue

we is have masters and mistress in englich ranguage

U wishn u cn spoken berra than me. . .i bn deh speakin engrish long tym before u naa tongue
Efemena_xy:

Yes, yes. . .and we's getting berra and most berra heavry day!  cool

Chi-baby: shee-ing is bee-living. . .googles ish the hexpart 4 ingrish wanguage   cheesy

Google cran trish u ingrish if use paid £100 cash e-me-date-ly  cool

Ah ah! is me dat will teachn her not her being thot me angry
are u try sayin i does not speak well? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:41pm On Aug 14, 2010
cuzzy i will beaten you o. . . how can you discredited my englich likes dat

oya correct the impression and told them i spokes berra english angry angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:43pm On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

cuzzy i will beaten you o. . . how can you discredited my englich likes dat

oya correct the impression and told them i spokes berra english angry angry angry angry

did u say u will beaten me? u wanting all of people 2 seein da way i beaten u in da house??  angry tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:46pm On Aug 14, 2010
Chi-baby!!  undecided undecided

why ish you an-green wiff me??

&

very, very han-green wiff me??

all I knews is that google herp me get pee-ache-dee for ingrish wanguage

then Ben is offerings me job for head-it-tour of im papers

shee? good career prath. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:49pm On Aug 14, 2010
chi-baby:

did u say u will beaten me? u wanting all of people 2 seein da way i beaten u in da house??  angry tongue

wink wink wink wink wink

oya sorry now. . . .didn't tell them please because if you does they will laughs me embarassed embarassed

i agreed you spake berra than me just dont beated me again embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:52pm On Aug 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Chi-baby!!  undecided undecided

why ish you an-green wiff me??

&

very, very han-green wiff me??

all I knews is that google herp me get pee-ache-dee for ingrish wanguage

then Ben is offerings me job for head-it-tour of im papers

shee? good career prath. . .

Please do not disturbingz my ear  angry. . .so because googles givin u pee h dee is meanin she is berra dan me??  angry
darriz really annoyings uno. . . she iz my lirle cuzzy and i teach am engris. .  grin
o my God did u sayin Ben gives u job as heditor of he papers??  shocked wiv dis engrishh??  cheesy
nwayz itz not surprise me. . engris of Ben is a knockout  cheesy cheesy grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 10:54pm On Aug 14, 2010
It was okay. Did u people want da british queen 2 b angered
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Aug 14, 2010
hahaha

Chi-baby! I iz not gwan die of laff 2nite!!

grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:00pm On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

wink wink wink wink wink

oya sorry now. . . .didn't tell them please because if you does they will laughs me  embarassed embarassed

i agreed you spake berra than me just dont beated me again  embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Awwww. . .ok am 2 sorry 4 spoken 2 u dat way
Is waz cause by wat u sed. .  dat u spoken berra than me an makin Efe tink am not a gd engris speaker
It increasin the velocity of my aggravatedness. .  darriz why i waz aggravation  cheesy  grin
I wunt beaten u again owkay  smiley. . u knwingz u ma bestest cuzzy abi??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:03pm On Aug 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

hahaha

Chi-baby! I iz not gwan die of laff 2nite!!

grin grin grin

Why will u wanting to diein naa??. . grin
Pls dnt dieing of lafter it is only engrish dat we is spoke here
or is u usin style style 2 laffin my engrish? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sledge406: 11:15pm On Aug 14, 2010
All of you thought this is a maffing latter, right?

In all seriously, you all are lost it. I'm seriousness!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 6:57pm On Aug 15, 2010
i no fit raf ooooo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 7:01pm On Aug 15, 2010
^^ Raffing, is gwood four the soul
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 7:13pm On Aug 15, 2010
gwes you rice
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:27pm On Aug 15, 2010
i cannot fit shoutin for u guyz sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 7:00pm On Aug 16, 2010
chi-baby:

i cannot fit shoutin for u guyz  sad

Chaiya sad

You is losting your voice

I is helper you looking for him

Ben-10:

That's killing! It is call for direct entry! grin

Tanker you sir

I are appreciating

You is welcome
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 8:16pm On Aug 16, 2010
chi-baby:

i cannot fit shoutin for u guyz sad

I can't fit saw ya voice grin

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