I'll look at the moon when walking in the night...

I'll tell my friends "See the moon is following us....

If you use beans water to rinse ur face, u will start seeing spirits, Well i am not sure anymore but still i cant try it. Cus i no want wahala

I remembered thinking the hair on my uncle's body is as a result of him using hair cream as body cream.

When a lizard or rat swallows my tooth, it won't grow back again

Twizzy30:
please don't use that broom to beat me or else my kokoro will disappear

lolz me 2 bae dae use broom chase me up n down n i b like dnt make me impotent o

ImaIma1:


I was tormented for months waiting for the tree to finish growing inside and then come out through my head and continue growing. My brother really did a number on me

Those elder siblings can mislead someone ehn.

I remember how my elder sister told me how she will fry mango and garnish it when she grows old. Foolish me was asking if it would be sweet and she affirmed. I waited until one day I asked her about the fried mango, then she only laughed at my gullibility.

She also made me believe that half pea of a bean will make a full spoon when it is cooked all because I was throwing them away.

My Sister did me bad oooo, funny enough I always believed her.

That when you swallow an orange seed, it will germinate through your head! Pathetic.

niceprof:
I thought all the Bible stories happened in Heaven and all the places mentioned were not on earth.I was shocked to find out that Israel was actually a country in this modern world.

Is that not normal fot eveeyone ?

Mine is that i grew up thining football must be the hardest sport on earth cause I thought when ever you score a goal you must try to recreate that particular scene over and over (highlights) stupid me didn't know it was d work of technology.

Paxie55:

I thought I would be a doctor.


Grew up loving physics more.

Pls where do you stay, can you guide me tru physics ?

Mandrake007:
I was told beans made you grow taller

And plantain made you grow stronger

Its still true na

They are as follow:

I totally believed the India 99-0 Nigeria story and that the Indians later used their magic to transform the football into a tiger.

I thought Jesus was muscular

I thought I was impotent

I thought pregnancies occur through romance

I was told that killing of wall geckos would make me infertile

I thought my father was the most powerful

I believed dead people who were buried were still breathing

I thought going to the university is the greatest achievement in life

I thought human beings know the day, month and year they're going to die

I thought Muslims were serving another God different from that of the Christians

I believed Jesus Christ would come back around 3-4 am in the night

I use to think if lizard see your preek while u pee, your preek go small

Jonathan:
I used to believe in karma . What a childish belief

noo,pls,i beg u to believe

I used to believe that the moon follows me around i remember unequivocally when me and my big sis will be walking and looking up to the moon
I'll be like hey, the moon is following me and she will say no, its me that the moon is following
Children minds sha

MariaLavina:
Those elder siblings can mislead someone ehn.

I remember how my elder sister told me how she will fry mango and garnish it when she grows old. Foolish me was asking if it would be sweet and she affirmed. I waited until one day I asked her about the fried mango, then she only laughed at my gullibility.

She also made me believe that half pea of a bean will make a full spoon when it is cooked all because I was throwing them away.

My Sister did me bad oooo, funny enough I always believed her.

Sorry ehn. Hope you didn't try to cook the bean to see if it would fill a spoon

I once thought the people I see on TV actually lived inside the my TV set. I thought that they would sneak out at midnight and sneak in back with appropriate attires for the next day. Those who were not appearing the next day would not bother sneaking in so that they would go and rest.

NB : nobody told me about that or made me believe that, I made it up myself and believed it.

I thought the families doctor installed babies through the belly button and men just had belly buttons to look good on swimsuits.

ayesco202:
They are as follow:

I totally believed the India 99-0 Nigeria story and that the Indians later used their magic to transform the football into a tiger.

I thought Jesus was muscular

I thought I was impotent

I thought pregnancies occur through romance

I was told that killing of wall geckos would make me infertile

I thought my father was the most powerful

I believed dead people who were buried were still breathing

I thought going to the university is the greatest achievement in life

I thought human beings know the day, month and year they're going to die

I thought Muslims were serving another God different from that of the Christians

I believed Jesus Christ would come back around 3-4 am in the night

There's actually nothing wrong with your second to the last believe

ImaIma1:


Sorry ehn. Hope you didn't try to cook the bean to see if it would fill a spoon

Lol, I didn't oooo but whenever I see broken bean. I picked them all until one day, mom and I were picking beans and I saw her throwing them away. I told her what my sis told me, come and see laughter. I was embarrassed, then I was 15 . I almost cried .

OLUWABIG:



There's actually nothing wrong with your second to the last believe

So which God do the Muslims serve?

ayesco202:
So which God do the Muslims serve?

That I sold my big navel to a pregnant woman with the #10 I rubbed with it and that's why it reduced in size.

ayesco202:
So which God do the Muslims serve?

Anyway you chose to believe anyhow

but am not convinced that they are the same entity

I grow up believing that people do not die, that they just go somewhere or travel, that one day they will come back