Love making can be extremely, fun, exiting,and rewarding while it can also go completely wrong.Whether you enjoy your session entirely depends on both of you. To ensure that you both enjoy that exclusive moment with your loved one, you must keep off some things.

Here is a list of things you should never do when having sex:

1. Farting

Oops! This is so annoying. While it can be accidental, you must try as hard as possible not to let out that pungent gas while making love. Otherwise, it will spoil the moment and may also affect your self-esteem.

2. Missing the target

This is for men who can hardly differentiate between the two holes. Wait, who even does that? Anyway, be keen not to miss it as it can offend your woman or send the wrong message.

3. Fall asleep

This is a grave sin when it comes to sex matters. It just shows how disinterested you are and you should not start it if you are already feeling sleepy.

4. Calling another person’s name

If you want to lose someone for good, dare call another person’s name during sex. If you are not sure of what will come out of your mouth, keep it shut.

5. Your phone

You will have all the time to chat with friends and answer those phone calls. But in the meantime, you had better concentrate on making love and giving your partner their out of this world sexual encounter.


6. Reciprocate the favor

If they gave you an oral job, be ready to pay back. Otherwise, it will be so mean of you. Also, if you happen to cum earlier, do not leave your partner unattended. Ensure they also climax through other ways besides penetration.

7. Dry penetration

Ouch! This really hurts and every guy ought to get this clearly in their minds. The fact that you are hard enough does not necessarily mean that it’s time to slide into her honey pot yet. Ensure she is wet enough or make use of the lube.

8. Crying

Hahaha! Funny, right? At times women get so hysterical during love making that they even cry. Please hold back those tears and preserve them for some other sad occasion.
Crying will only put him off since he may be worried that he hurt you.

What do you think about this ? Drop a comment below.
still also add what you think is missing.

Hislordship12:

1. Farting

Oops! This is so annoying. While it can be accidental, you must try as hard as possible not to let out that pungent gas while making love. Otherwise, it will spoil the moment and may also affect your self-esteem.

who on earth does this while sexing.... but I might not be surprise that most Boiz here on nairaland does it... they will make so looouuud err

This sex you're talking about, I must try it someday

Sirmuel1:
This sex you're talking about, I must try it someday

if you're not up to the age of 18 please don't try it.. because you might eventually die as a result of orgasm

On sunday

[quote author=Hislordship12 post=74723743]

who on earth does this while sexing.... but I might not be surprise that most Boiz here on nairaland does it... they will make so looouuud err
try fat girls

mikejj:
On sunday

am sorry if it offends you but you must learn this thing in other to excel in it

mikejj:
On sunday

you're even talking as if you went to church self

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haywayboi, olaideoyedeji9 ,
yarimo , jekks( m),
morningstar55 ( m ),
preciousoguns ( m)
was your say on this?

Hislordship12:
haywayboi, olaideoyedeji9 ,
yarimo , jekks( m),
morningstar55 ( m ),
preciousoguns ( m)
was your say on this?

that your No. 6 is hmmmmm....
if ur lips and throat go swell the following morning.... O..Y..O

haywayboi:


that your No. 6 is hmmmmm.... if ur lips and throat go swell the following morning.... O..Y..O

you go ensure say she wash the place well with detergent and hypo; D

Hislordship12:


who on earth does this while sexing.... but I might not be surprise that most Boiz here on nairaland does it... they will make so looouuud err

Farting don't mean anything unless both of u are shyshagging one another .... If fart catch me while pemeing , I fart vice versa .....

I concur with the rest of the points especially phone and returning favour !

DonroxyII:
Farting don't mean anything unless both of u are shyshagging one another .... If fart catch me while pemeing , I fart vice versa .....

I concur with the rest of the points especially phone and returning favour !

I said it,
I just knew it..
Donroxyll so you join ba.

But is not nice, if you fart while pemeing, you will just kill all the desire

Hislordship12:


am sorry if it offends you but you must learn this thing in other to excel in it

excel in sex..oshe i hail o...champion no 1

Donroxyll
and if she was to orgasm that moment everything will just go back inside and nothing will be the same again cople with fact say everywhere go smell..

Hislordship12:

I said it,
I just knew it..
Donroxyll so you join ba.

But is not nice, if you fart while pemeing, you will just kill all the desire

its depends on the konji level..silent farts wil be better..are u with me

Hislordship12:

you're even talking as if you went to church self

ah me man of God...bring ur head le me prophecy

mikejj:
excel in sex..oshe i hail o...champion no 1

omo if not sabi nack nowadays, just ready not to get married oo... because women of nowadays nor dey take that aspect of lifestyle play ooo

mikejj:
its depends on the konji level..silent farts wil be better..are u with me

silent mess too dey smell..
so e better say you nor just mess at all
hold the mess
tell the mess to hold him peace

mikejj:
ah me man of God...bring ur head le me prophecy

Hislordship12:


silent mess too dey smell..
so e better say you nor just mess at all
hold the mess
tell the mess to hold him peace

guy konji no know mess..when u dey ontop babe with high music dey play for background,and d mama they enjoy d nacking..mess go dey legal...

mikejj:
guy konji no know mess..when u dey ontop babe with high music dey play for background,and d mama they enjoy d nacking..mess go dey legal...

Nawa ooooo
I think say you bee man of God..
Chaii

Hislordship12:


omo if not sabi nack nowadays, just ready not to get married oo... because women of nowadays nor dey take that aspect of lifestyle play ooo

make i hear ..u sabi nak and money no dey, baba,,ur carot go turn chineese rope..no use at all..

mikejj:
make i hear ..u sabi nak and money no dey, baba,,ur carot go turn chineese rope..no use at all..

if you sabi nack and money nor dey, you just gats put God inside everything and one day everywhere go good.

Hislordship12:


Nawa ooooo
I think say you bee man of God..
Chaii

c diswan how men of God take born children..sha all na ministry work..amen

nkirueze ( f ), prettyem ( f ) say something na why are you only just reading

Hislordship12:



if you sabi nack and money nor dey, you just gats put God inside everything and one day everywhere go good.

put God inside where?? inside nack?? after him bless you now na from one woman to another..

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Hislordship12:


if you're not up to the age of 18 please don't try it.. because you might eventually die as a result of orgasm