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Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by ameheo(m): 8:51pm On Jan 16, 2019
Malibu, CA | A California yoga teacher who performed a MouthAction on himself was rushed into the Malibu Urgent Care Center this week after doctors had to surgically remove his own penis from his throat.
Marvin Lewinski, 39, who was practicing a Tibetan form of Tantric yoga at the time of the incident, managed to contact 9-1-1 before eventually losing consciousness moments later.
Lewinski, a Malibu yoga instructor who specializes in teaching Karmamudrā, a Vajrayana Buddhist technique of sexual practice with a physical or visualized consort, said he should have been more prudent in his practice.
“Had I used lubricant, none of this would’ve happened. It usually doesn’t get stuck in the back of my throat like this,” he told reporters.

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by ameheo(m): 8:52pm On Jan 16, 2019
Dr. Peter Irving at the Malibu Urgent Care Center said that his patient would have suffered brain damage or organ failure if the procedure hadn’t been carried out in time.
Lewinski admits that even though he has 12 years of experience as a teacher of Karmamudrā techniques, he should have never attempted the risky maneuvers by himself.
“These are extremely advanced techniques of Tantrism and should not be practiced alone at any time. Always have a friend nearby,” he warns.
Although Tantric sex is usually practiced with a partner, Lewinski claims his superior techniques involve “highly evolved spiritual beings” with whom “sex becomes an expression of divine union” and a “conduit for consciousness.”
Marvin Lewinski, who currently has no medical insurance, is set to launch a GoFundMe campaign this week where he will offer free online yoga classes to help him reimburse his medical fees that amount up to $236,000.
https://www.zeroclan.tk/2019/01/yoga-teacher-hospitalized-after.html?m=0

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Christty(f): 9:19pm On Jan 16, 2019
That's serious.

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Olalan(m): 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2019
When you think you have heard it all........

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Jamariwolff(f): 9:25pm On Jan 16, 2019
How man go dey suck him OWN prick. Uwa mmebi!
God save us from homos.

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by virago(f): 9:59pm On Jan 16, 2019
Olalan:
When you think you have heard it all........


It's actually quite common , it's called autofellatio
Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by RipMorosini: 10:04pm On Jan 16, 2019
virago:



It's actually quite common , it's called autofellatio
autofelaanikulapo

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by SilentVboy: 10:37pm On Jan 16, 2019
RipMorosini:
autofelaanikulapo
Hehehehehehe, hahahahahah chai!!!! See as u make me throway water from mouth because of laughter.....

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Divay22(f): 10:40pm On Jan 16, 2019
This one risky o

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by eagleeye2: 10:44pm On Jan 16, 2019
wetin person no go read for this world.
Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Offpoint: 10:57pm On Jan 16, 2019
That's what happens when someone tells you to go "Fück yourself" grin

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by H2Ossss(m): 11:36pm On Jan 16, 2019
virago:


It's actually quite common , it's called autofellatio
Common common how na?? where biko?

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Yudee8(m): 11:58pm On Jan 16, 2019
RipMorosini:
autofelaanikulapo
lol

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Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Nobody: 12:08am On Jan 17, 2019
Nsogbu uwa

Re: Yoga Teacher Hospitalized After Performing Mouth Gig On Himself by Brokeboy111(m): 12:31am On Jan 17, 2019
Auto felocio kor tenor felacio ni awon mad yoga teachers

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