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Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:45pm On Aug 24, 2010
vicks


i say kaka don blow
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 10:45pm On Aug 24, 2010
My efe don't ever tink of doing that cos i can't live wif dat i can bear u sleeping outside but can't bear that plsssssssssss 4 LOVE'S sake don't do it i implore u.
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 10:47pm On Aug 24, 2010
Blacksta pls can u simply dat pls cos i don't understand
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:49pm On Aug 24, 2010
Vic2k3:

Blacksta pls can u simply dat pls cos i don't understand

You don catch your woman red handed
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 10:52pm On Aug 24, 2010
Blacksta i was partially @fault anyway by travelling without d door locked lol
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Aug 24, 2010
Vic2k3:

My efe don't ever tink of doing that cos i can't live wif dat i can bear u sleeping outside but can't bear that plsssssssssss 4 LOVE'S sake don't do it i implore u.

What??!! I haven't done anything - but yes, the thought did cross my mind (to be honestly truthful to you)

**oh, what's the point? I can't live with the shame no more**

**slowly walks to the bathroom. . .locks the door behind her**

**swallows a bottle of sleeping pills. . .**

**sobs quietly to herself: I've lost my darling baby, my true love, my one and only, my. . .**

**drowsily: I hope. . .hope. . .this makes the pain go away. . .this emptiness. . .**
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:57pm On Aug 24, 2010
my dear

sleeping no go help u
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2010
^^ Slow poke!!

I dey commit sucide!!
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:02pm On Aug 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ Slow poke!!

I dey commit sucide!!

bye bye see u in the after life
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:03pm On Aug 24, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:05pm On Aug 24, 2010
**banging on the door** efe y d torture now isn't d 1 u did enough, alright i see u really want 2 break me.
Finking **@least there is still a bullet remaining in the gun chamber
** shrugs** **that will b sufficient 4 me 2 go ask God some ques
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:07pm On Aug 24, 2010
Vic2k3:

**banging on the door** efe y d torture now isn't d 1 u did enough, alright i see u really want 2 break me.
Finking **@least there is still a bullet remaining in the gun chamber
** shrugs** **that will b sufficient 4 me 2 go ask God some ques

mumu u too wan commit suicide when better girls dey
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:12pm On Aug 24, 2010
Look blacksta don't try 2 stop me pls. I know there are other girls but love is somefin dat is different. Don't u understand?
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:13pm On Aug 24, 2010
blacksta:

mumu u too wan commit suicide when better girls dey

^^ Gosh you're such a hater aren't you??

Vic2k3:

**banging on the door** efe y d torture now isn't d 1 u did enough, alright i see u really want 2 break me.
Finking **@least there is still a bullet remaining in the gun chamber
** shrugs** **that will b sufficient 4 me 2 go ask God some ques

Baby it's for the best - pls let me go

I don't deserve you at all - you've been too good to me. . .and how do I repay your goodness??

**sobs even more loudly. . .baby I'm sorry! I'm sooo sorry!! pls find it in your heart somewhere, someday to forgive me. . .pls!**
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:15pm On Aug 24, 2010
My lollipop Np. Jxt bear in mind i am right behind u as always
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:17pm On Aug 24, 2010
vicks na cheat
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:19pm On Aug 24, 2010
blacksta:

vicks na cheat

Oh just shut up will ya?

Vic2k3:

My lollipop Np. Jxt bear in mind i am right behind u as always

Baby for real?

d'you mean it?

Pls if nothing else, say you forgive me!
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:21pm On Aug 24, 2010
I can't believe it
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:22pm On Aug 24, 2010
Forgive u 4 what? It was entirely ma fault. was i 2 b around this wont have occured so pls u 4giv me 4 not been there always plsssssssssssssssssss
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:30pm On Aug 24, 2010
blacksta:

I can't believe it

you berra believe it man!

Vic2k3:

Forgive u 4 what? It was entirely ma fault. was i 2 b around this wont have occured so pls u 4giv me 4 not been there always plsssssssssssssssssss

<sighs>

Okay, I hear you baby

but as I kneel here on my knees - at your feet. . .I won't move till you pull me up to my feet. . .

help me rise to my feet and take the shame off my head. . .please, pls, pls. . .
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:39pm On Aug 24, 2010
**pulls efe up, envelops her in near choking hug wif tears in ma eyes and gives her a slow increasing in tempo kiss **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses**
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:46pm On Aug 24, 2010
**wraps her arms around her darling's neck**

**whispers softly into his ears: oh my darling baby! **

**kisses him over and over and over and over and over and over again!**
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:56pm On Aug 24, 2010
So how was ur day my darling princess?
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:59pm On Aug 24, 2010
terribly hectic - didn't get the chance to come online till much later in the day. . .

come to the off-topic chat thread (or the other 1 - you know what I mean). . .pls. . .
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 2:52am On Aug 25, 2010
Ben-10. . .Make ur PC catch faya if you nor lock this thread or mop am with acid water. lipsrsealed
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 6:30pm On Aug 25, 2010
See as vein full yo neck as u dey shout. . . Lol

Stop derailling guys
Re: Impossible To Please by larayat(f): 8:38pm On Aug 25, 2010
u knw i kinda enjoy dis homevideo.thumbs up guys.
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 8:41pm On Aug 25, 2010
Smh which home vid?
Re: Impossible To Please by larayat(f): 9:10pm On Aug 25, 2010
one u'v bin playin since nw.
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2010
larayat:

u knw i kinda enjoy dis homevideo.thumbs up guys.

Lol!!

thanks girl cheesy cheesy

entertaining wasn't it?? tongue tongue
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2010
omo lara
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2010
Blacksta translate pls. . . embarassed

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