She was bleeding so much from her vagina, when she ran to my house. I screamed and called out for my daughter, who drove us to the hospital.
After surgery, the doctor told me that a spoon was forcefully, driven in there.
I called her people, and asked them if they want to bury their sister, cos of marriage.
My friend left from the hospital, to her father's house. Her father get house ooo, comfortable house oo. According to her, her room is still intact. Mmmm
Saw her this morning, going to church from her husband's house.
I stopped my car. She saw me, and could not dodge it.
Me: NNE keekwanu?
She: I am fine ma. Was planning to pay you a visit.
Me: that's not necessary. When did you come back?
She: two weeks ago.
Me: so, you came back, two weeks after the retrieval of spoon, from your vagina?
She: mmmm yes ma. I am sorry, its just that....
Me: I am late. Take care of yourself.
All hail marriage!!!!!!!!
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What you read above ���was posted on 27th January 2019. What's today's date ?
Below ��� is the result :
I have been sitting in my car, thinking whether to type or not.
Our sister, who had spoon, driven into her vagina, last time, have been 48hrs old in the morgue.
I still do not know what the hubby is telling the police, that caused her death...
How can you not know where your wife landed, when you pushed her at the balcony, how can you not?
Blessing Mccolumbus.
McColumbus'Jotter©
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He pushed her off the balcony and said he didn't know where she landed.
Another soul lost to domestic violence, very soon, I will stop this preaching, I think anyone who has ears and can hear will hear word.

Source:
Adindu Oluchi facebook user

Tales by moonlight

Chuknovski:
Tales by moonlight

Its not everything you joke with

Chuknovski:
Tales by moonlight

why won't it be tales, sebi na ur colleague kill hin wife so.. nonsense boy

phintohlar:
why won't it be tales, sebi na ur colleague kill hin wife so.. nonsense boy

God punish you there,like seriously you soo stupid,
Nairaland has given juveniles opportunity to spew idiotic words to thier seniors, can you see me face to face and call me boy, ? Dem no born you well

Chuknovski:



God punish you there,like seriously you soo stupid,
Nairaland has given juveniles opportunity to spew idiotic words to thier seniors, can you see me face to face and call me boy, ? Dem no born you well

see as u dey bark like dog, e pain u go nack ur head for wall. The fact that u even quote me makes a pikin not even boy.

Small pikin story, no be only spoon in the vagina na pestle and mortar in the vagina.

phintohlar:
see as u dey bark like dog, e pain u go nack ur head for wall. The fact that u even quote me makes a pikin not even boy.

You are just looking for attention, so someone cannot criticize a write up that's not well rendered,a write up that I couldn't decipher and I gave my synopsis of it, then you came along with your incoherent blabbing calling me names, well I can perceive you have a serious relationship problem,you lack social intelligence, please next time listen to what is said not how it's said, if you perhaps take this personal, you are highly welcome

Chuknovski:


You are just looking for attention, so someone cannot criticize a write up that's not well rendered,a write up that I couldn't decipher and I gave my synopsis of it, then you came along with your incoherent blabbing calling me names, well I can perceive you have a serious relationship problem,you lack social intelligence, please next time listen to what is said not how it's said, if you perhaps take this personal, you are highly welcome

tongue out for you

phintohlar:
tongue out for you

Thanks to you my lady, pleased to meet your acquaintance