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A South African lady whose name is Marobz Wa Afrika, has caused a lot of commotion on Facebook as she shares a photo with her monkey saying she will rather date a monkey than a man, because monkey will never cheat on her, no broken heart, and it will also satisfy her in bed.

She wrote:

"I will rather date a monkey than a man, because monkey will never cheat on me,no broken heart,it also satisfy me in bed"

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Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/i-will-rather-date-monkey-than-man-no.html

Cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

I wonder if she's tried the satisfaction part. After all, some people do weird things with their pets.

OP, FAKE NEWS. It's a guy that uploaded the picture as HIS profile picture on Facebook. Look well and see what I mean

vickayo:
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A South African lady whose name is Marobz Wa Afrika, has caused a lot of commotion on Facebook as she shares a photo with her monkey saying she will rather date a monkey than a man, because monkey will never cheat on her, no broken heart, and it will also satisfy her in bed.

She wrote:


See More Below:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/i-will-rather-date-monkey-than-man-no.html

Cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

Gossiplover:
OP, FAKE NEWS. It's a guy that uploaded the picture as HIS profile picture on Facebook. Look well and see what I mean

What about the caption though?

Maybe the monkey is richer than her father.

She forgot that men evolve from monkeys....

People, let's not jump into conclusions yet...

Yes she might be willing to date mokeys but —
We don't know if any monkey will agree to date her.

She probably doesnt know how dangerous chimps are

Ebola loading

This is how HIV/AIDS happened

Wonder what these whôrés will bring us this time

Women have always been depraved sons of bitches.

First it was snakes in a garden....

ubunja:
This is how HIV/AIDS happened

Wonder what these whôrés will bring us this time

Don't lie. A man in the Congo ate a monkey in the form of "bush meat", that's how the story goes.

XhosaNostra:


Don't lie. A man in the Congo ate a monkey in the form of "bush meat", that's how the story goes.

did that man leave you a note?

ubunja:
did that man leave you a note?

You don't read much do you?

Isn't it mostly females that break the males heart?

XhosaNostra:


You don't read much do you?

i go online I end up on xvideos.com

ubunja:
i go online I end up on xvideos.com

Mnxm.

Is it just me or is there really some facial semblance between the homosapiens?

so she's fving a monkey already? good for her

Ehn go date am na who e concern

No broken heart until the monkey meets another monkey, then we start hearing "men are scum" by that time we go know say na monkey break your heart.:!!:.

Speechless!!!

Thejustw14:
No broken heart until the monkey meets another monkey, then we start hearing "men are scum" by that time we go know say na monkey break your heart.:!!:.

Arrrggghhhhhh!!!

Xaos:
People, let's not jump into conclusions yet...
Yes she might be willing to date mokeys but — We don't know if any monkey will agree to date her.

You are too harsh na

This one don dey mental ?

IamD18:
Maybe the monkey is richer than her father.

The wise one is back

Mrbolt555:
Isn't it mostly females that break the males heart?

No is you dicky species

Gossiplover:
OP, FAKE NEWS. It's a guy that uploaded the picture as HIS profile picture on Facebook. Look well and see what I mean

Eww hmmm ewww

So u mean d lady is actually a man ?
Myopic brain ,u think say na nairaland wie u call any lady who refuses to form men ?
Wen u form u became a female ,when u free urself after clubbing wt drinks u ar a man,

Myopic brains has infiltrated nairaland
Shame on it