vicks bro, i'd advice u to beg ooo

kaygenx123:

How come no one wants to answer my question? U guys dey vex oh,

^^feed your right arm to the lion(ess)

that'll tame it/him/her

now carry your own comot jor

Ido give me chilled champange jor. Element lets pop sometin MEHN

are u crazy vicks

anyway its ur life ooo

Element G:

well not dat, but girl am a guy for crying out loud!!!

seems u dont knw how it feels to be dumped

You take things too seriously. . . Live life jare.

^^vicks  

berra go back to the sex.ual.ity section - na dat place your head dey most days sha

I'm off to greener pastures

**takes off her wedding ring, and throws it back at him**

ok taz, i guess ur right since d malu we are siding is even proving strong head, abeg sweetheart off bra make i suck jor
(huh was kinda talking to ID ok? )

@efe. Abeg no try break up with vick oh, d guy is a real dude men. One of d cool dudes on nl. If u try am ehn, well i go just cry, Concerning the lion stuff. I dey serious oh,

**catches the ring in mid-flight** hey! Efe u don't throw money around that way. This cost me a fortune.

Element, hehe. . . Fear wan catch me before.

No mind am jare, the guy to get strong head.

Efe darling, abeg go find greener pastures, I am solidly behind you.

I greet everyone  

But by the authority given to me as the sole and only[b] Resident Moderator[/b] i hereby grant every wishes and heart desires declared today on this thread.

This thread is hereby closed and time for everyone to cool down and think how we can make this section a worthwhile place to be.
 

Signed By

Pharoh

Resident Moderator

Pharoh!! How you dey? Abeg, open another thread jare. No need for long essay.

yep pharoah, open a new one, but can u really do dat since u aint mod

ok ya dats true, do it and then ben will stick it later

kaygenx123:

How come no one wants to answer my question? U guys dey vex oh,

Idowuogbo:

hey guest its your fault next time u 4 don teach d lion how to eat boiled meat , advise strt from now okay

do u use glasses, i answered u na
@vicks
i no u , abeg dress commot

@element
runs ur hands tru me to undo it ur sef , it spices up tins u no
am in mood i wan rock some body sings one of dbanj tunes

@faaaaara
eyan mi wagwan ]
on shele oo , grab sit make i gist my main bobo

Vic2k3:

**catches the ring in mid-flight** hey! Efe u don't throw money around that way. This cost me a fortune.

I never begin start wiff u sef!

**stomps back into the house. . .grabs his Armani suits from the wardrobe. . .his designer shoes. . .his rolex watch. . .**

**fills the bath tub with water**

**throws the items in there!!**

**puts them all in a bin liner and throws them outta d window, onto the garden**

here, take them!!  

**Whistles for the dog**

Bingo!! Catch!!

enjoys watching the dog shred his clothes to pieces!!

oh boys dis one na love war oooo

Efe what?!! I guess u want to cry. Go rub pepper for eye jor.

**takes his designer shoes and throws them at him**

**tries to aim his coconut head but misses**

**throws another shoe at him!! - this is for flirting with Omolola**

**throws another shoe at him!! - and this is for flirting with Queeneve**

**throws a couple more shoes at him!!- and this is for polluting $rock!!**

OH WHY DO I KEEP MISSING??!

WHY CAN'T I AIM DAT HIS MANGO HEAD SEF??!!  

Element G:

yep pharoah, open a new one, but can u really do dat since u aint mod

You no wear ya glasses today abi ID done use nudity blind ya eyes . . . lol    I am the[b] Resident Mod[/b].  

tanimz:

Pharoh!! How you dey? Abeg, open another thread jare. No need for long essay.

Lol me cool jare and you?  . . But you know say anyone can open the off-topic chat thread but it will not be good to carry this our e-love fight here.

So the thread is not closed anymore . . .make we continue here and resolve all our differences.

Pharoh, wetin you dey yarn like this? You sef dey disappoint person.

Pharoh:

You no wear ya glasses today abi ID done use nudity blind ya eyes . . . lol I am the[b] Resident Mod[/b].

Lol me cool jare and you? . . But you know say anyone can open the off-topic chat thread but it will not be good to carry this our e-love fight here.

So the thread is not closed anymore . . .make we continue here and resolve all our differences.

Comot for road jor!!

I wave white flag for you u dey bone for me

shakara man

o ga ooo, anyway should i open a new one then ben should stick it later?

was only asking ooo

Oya, open am. But make sure you introduce me very well.

Efe are u tru? Am jxt laughing ma azz off lol. U've got a fiery temper. Smh bad bad wife sorry ex

Idowuogbo:

@faaaaara
eyan mi wagwan ]
on shele oo , grab sit make i gist my main bobo

I miss you die no be small . . hope oga element no go vex sha  
Wetin dey happen . . he like say the roof is on faya . . oya i done grab my sit.
I am all hear my one and only numba one omo iya.  
Hope ya weekend was nice sha?

Efemena_xy:

Comot for road jor!!

I wave white flag for you u dey bone for me

shakara man 

Sorry make i shift my chair car-moth 4ya side he be like say ya bodi dey hot.

White Flag?    I no see anything because at a point my computer switched off after heating up and i no reach this side again until today.

Abeg no vex . . . like i tell you before i no get problem with you . . . . just keeping out of your radar due to some very private reasons.

Why i go do shakara for you. . . we have come a long way remember but all in all i no get problem with you efe. 

Vic2k3:

Efe are u tru? Am jxt laughing ma azz off lol. U've got a fiery temper. Smh bad bad wife sorry ex

**calls up the bank - transfers the entire 6-digit figure from their joint account into hers**

Baby, I'm keeping the house, the cars, the dog and the PSquare records!!

now whose laughing??

*yawns* well guys av done it, well element gotta go now

@ID
i hope food never cold cos i dey run come house now

hunger don dey wire my head

Efe u're calling the bank back this instant and say u made a mistake or heads are going to roll now. . U've got 5secs

^^make me

Pharoh:

Sorry make i shift my chair car-moth 4ya side he be like say ya bodi dey hot.

White Flag? I no see anything because at a point my computer switched off after heating up and i no reach this side again until today.

Abeg no vex . . . like i tell you before i no get problem with you . . . . just keeping out of your radar due to some very private reasons.

Why i go do shakara for you. . . we have come a lone way remember but all in all i no get problem with you efe.

Yes, I know - I remember

okay then!


er. . .what private reasons? If they concern me then surely I have a right to know??