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Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:48pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Dumb tanniny Teacher: Taminz did ur father help u with ur homework? Student:No sir he did it all by himself How element toasted Idowuogbo Element: I could go to the end of the world for u Idowuogbu: Yes, but will you stay there? Element: I offer you maself Idowuogbo: Sorry but i don't accept cheap gifts Element: I want to share everything wif u ma angel Idowuogbo: Now u're talking, lets start 4rm your bank account. Mr. A: Hey, fool! Please call me a taxi smart boy: Yes, sir. You are a taxi sir Studio jnr.: Dad what is an 1diot? Studio: Am 1diot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do u understand me son? Studio jnr.: No dad |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 9:44pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
I'm yet to discover how to delete someone else's thread without an admims right, this thread gives me the motivation to learn it and very soon, you'll be my guest Rubbish'. No oofffeince |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:48pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^^hehehe!! I'm sooooooooooo loving this!! |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 10:05pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Stud ma man how're u doing? |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:06pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Stud don carry vex throway face o!! |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 10:11pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Eyah too bad. But captain derailer e don do |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
me derailer?? smh |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 10:17pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
I didn't say u're a derailer. I said u're Captain Derailer of the jokes' high sea north of NL's country presided by president Suen of her royal majesty troops of the web and in the world of interenet |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:19pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
hmmmmm are we safe?? |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 10:26pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Yes mayb, It depends ie. If u stop touching me maybe will we arrive safely. |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:31pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
**Draws closer to him** really?? but you know, where you're concerned - I can't keep my hands to myself!! |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by blacksta(m): 10:32pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
these ones have hijacked the jokes section |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:34pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^ Black[b]lips[/b] how you dey? you don go farm come?? |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by blacksta(m): 10:40pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
yes i am back from the farm - and i bring u dead fox to eat |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:41pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
u for try Tiko (horse meat) |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 11:11pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Vic2k3: wetin u chop? |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by tanimz(f): 2:10am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3, you well so? |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 7:37am On Sep 24, 2010 |
^^one hundred percent |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 7:41am On Sep 24, 2010 |
no morning oga vicks but i dont tink u are oo , u meant -100% cus it b like sey u first microwave d garri b4 u drink am |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 7:43am On Sep 24, 2010 |
And how come u knew what i'm having 4 breakfast? Abi u dey ma window? Infact make i come check first. |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 7:50am On Sep 24, 2010 |
lol abeg me no b winch oo , but na garri u go lem b4 nko , u sabi anytin else u b correct ndigbo dier food no pass dat 1 |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 7:52am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Ewu! Which one yoruba people dey chop? Red oil and grass |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 7:54am On Sep 24, 2010 |
^u dis isi-were wetin na , u b vicks omo howdy sha , miss u small sha , i don arrange curse for u oo shud we test drive |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 7:55am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Stud tnx 4 dat its quite obvious she high on makeup |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 7:58am On Sep 24, 2010 |
vicks if i konk u eenh , u head like cuboid , i wonder if u not ghanian |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 7:59am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Idowu i no get time to waist with you - go sidon for your husband bedside. |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 8:01am On Sep 24, 2010 |
its not fair oo stud , u dey always drive me commot 4 playing ground , y na me 2 wan follow una 2 ten ten |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:02am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Ghana? @ least i go dey abroad rather than u wey dey underboard. Btw no yarn say ur hubby neva recover 4rm that ur . . . . |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:04am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Bia shoe shoe!! Emeka and ada go play for offtopic sand and leave this place |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 8:09am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Idowu- you don abandon you hussy (lol) cuz of him him, wetin be dat siknex name sef? |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 8:12am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3:u fall me na wah so d visa u collect from ghana dey shark u soo, eyah na pips like dey stand on top escalator wey dey tin sey na plane breaking news ghana na abroad @stud no i dint hes away , 2 secure our daily bread na , u wan make i chop stone |
Re: Impromptu Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:18am On Sep 24, 2010 |
@least i made use of virgin airline |
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