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A Flight To Kano Airport by deyour(f): 1:09pm On May 04, 2007 |
Hausa flight discussion A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport. "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi" British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" Kano tower;- "kai haba!" British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that" Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?" British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead" Kano tower;- "Walahi?" British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy" Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?" British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond" Kano tower;- "kai!" British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower" Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri" British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear" Kano tower;- 'wayyo!' British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007" Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me" British Airways;- "okay what?" Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI |
Re: A Flight To Kano Airport by Pamperme: 5:22pm On May 04, 2007 |
last minute prayer i guess? very funny |
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