A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried, the captain calls Aminu Kano International Airport.
British Airways: 'Aminu Kano Airport this is Captain Smith reporting flight 007' 'Do you copy?'
Kano tower:-, 'Yes Malan Smith we kofi'
British Airways: 'Flight 007 Reporting technical faults'
Kano tower:- 'Kai haba!'
British Airways: - 'Sorry tower couldn't get that'
Kano tower: - 'Okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?'
British Airways:- 'Negative, power in engines dead'
Kano tower:- 'Wai-wai-wai?'
British Airways:- 'Negative didn't copy'
Kano Tower:- 'Kan you kom down to altitude twentey souzand pit?'
British Airways:- 'Negative tower, wings won't respond'
Kano tower:- 'Kai!'
British Airways:- 'Negative didn't copy that tower'
Kano Tower:- 'Okay za flane will kom down in some time due to low injin fawa, ofun your taya at altitude sis souzand pit, due 1st sebenty digri'
British Airways:- 'Negative, can't activate the landing gear'
Kano tower:- 'Kan-uba'
British Airways:- 'Awaiting order, flight 007'
Kano Towers:- 'Okay tell the (Muslim) fassengers to refit apfta me'
British Airways:- 'Okay what?'
Kano Tower:- 'ASH-HADU AN-LA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAH.

Ah! Headache!

mikuz:

Ah! Headache!

Thunder fire you. The only thing you do is to go from post to post dissin other people's jokes. Where's yours? If u don't get it just SHUT UP and calmly move on.

@OP, very funny. Really.

Roflmao!!!

@Tinyemeka your medical check up is long over due!