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Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 9:56am On May 27, 2019
fun!!!

pls lets have fun, what lie ur parents told you, when growing up?


mine was if i leak orange and swallow the seed, orange tree go grow for my stomach

also once u drink coconut water, you no go no book

once u look mirror for night u go see spirit

once boy touch gel na belle be that



lets keep it roling, drop the lie when ur mama lie give u when ur little .



happy Children's day!!!



seun
lalasticlala
myd44
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by phelonrays: 10:08am On May 27, 2019
"Stunted growth await you if you don't stop this your habits of always sitting on the [kernel crushing] stone" -Mama...


"You are older than how you are"- Papa [till today am still struggling to get the meaning of this lie ]cheesy

AND THE GREATEST ONES........

"if you don't read/practice your mathematics with "show working " you won't pass my exams"-- Maths teacher..

Jesus was killed on April; that's why we always have easter period on April's==My CRK teacher

Allah was a messenger of God.. = Our Street Muslim prayer leader .....

God doesn't exist = An always confused Atheist

School na scam == Unemployed and "Lazy" Nigerian yooot.....

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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by MJBOLT: 10:15am On May 27, 2019
jesus is coming

heaven and hell is real

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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Easybela(f): 10:16am On May 27, 2019
If u go close to any man,u will be pregnant.
So am always on d run cool

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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 10:17am On May 27, 2019
grin
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Holamic: 10:17am On May 27, 2019
Lolz... She always tell me that long iron under your leg is debt when you grow up... Which is true. I knw spin chick finish make you wan yansh ham make no give her money.
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 10:18am On May 27, 2019
Easybela:
If u go close to any man,u will be pregnant.
So am always on d run cool


hope ur not still running


lol grin
Easybela:
If u go close to any man,u will be pregnant.
So am always on d run cool


hope ur not still running


lol
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Easybela(f): 10:29am On May 27, 2019
cheesy cheesy,for where cool,hubby has finally possessed what's his cheesy cheesy cheesy
Surebank1:



hope ur not still running


lol grin


hope ur not still running


lol
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by IamPlato(m): 10:31am On May 27, 2019
MJBOLT:
jesus is coming


heaven and hell is real
You Are Healed In Jesus Name!
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by MJBOLT: 10:33am On May 27, 2019
go and tell that to the millions of christian who are sick,they need it.

IamPlato:
You Are Healed In Jesus Name!

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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 10:49am On May 27, 2019
grin cheesy
Easybela:
cheesy cheesy,for where cool,hubby has finally possessed what's his cheesy cheesy cheesy

Easybela:
cheesy cheesy,for where cool,hubby has finally possessed what's his cheesy cheesy cheesy




funny
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Nobody: 10:53am On May 27, 2019
hmm I came here to read lies

Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Baddiezz(f): 12:06pm On May 27, 2019
If you sit beside a boy you'll get pregnant
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Small080(m): 12:17pm On May 27, 2019
Never allow anybody to see your dick, they might cut it off for too shot
Lol
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by PrimadonnaO(f): 5:25pm On May 27, 2019
We had a wall frame of a very cute cupid baby. My mum said that baby was her first child...but that the child died. cheesy cheesy

I honestly believed it for so long. Choi. No sense then.
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by luvyaself95(m): 6:12pm On May 27, 2019
Easybela:
If u go close to any man,u will be pregnant.
So am always on d run cool
Come to me you should not be worry about that...
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Ayoleeboy007: 9:17pm On May 27, 2019
told my sis ,girls that don't know maths end up with unwanted pregnancy due to inability to calculate her menstral cycle

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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:53pm On May 27, 2019
My pop told me after we won Atlanta 96 that we would win France 98
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:54pm On May 27, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
We had a wall frame of a very cute cupid baby. My mum said that baby was her first child...but that the child died. cheesy cheesy

I honestly believed it for so long. Choi. No sense then.

Lol
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Emaax77(m): 12:18am On May 28, 2019
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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 1:58pm On May 28, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
We had a wall frame of a very cute cupid baby. My mum said that baby was her first child...but that the child died. cheesy cheesy

I honestly believed it for so long. Choi. No sense then.



i can't stop laffing



ur mum na carry the trophy
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Nickcheez(m): 2:54pm On May 28, 2019
Omo yoruba LOL...
Holamic:
Lolz... She always tell me that long iron under your leg is debt when you grow up... Which is true. I knw spin chick finish make you wan yansh ham make no give her money.
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by PrimadonnaO(f): 2:58pm On May 28, 2019
Surebank1:




i can't stop laffing



ur mum na carry the trophy


Lol.
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by jbblues24(m): 11:22pm On May 28, 2019
This boldness blew my mind.

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