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Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 10:42pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Dutty love |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 11:17pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
na today?? e don tey - an na u tish me |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 11:24pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Gangsta love |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 11:27pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
:-x :-x :-x :-x |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 11:33pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Rough sex and love |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 11:41pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
na dat one u & your bobo dey do?? |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 11:57pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Me and her |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 12:07am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Lesbian |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 12:15am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Are you against them |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 1:11am On Oct 03, 2010 |
how e take concern you?? you need to make up your mind na which side u dey swing for?? girls? abi na boys?? either way, your own don kolo!! (shebi kolo mean finish?? lol!) |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Pharoh: 1:21am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Kunbee: |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 1:33am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: God still loves me Pharoh: |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 1:35am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Kunbee: okay - so wetin dey make u squeeze dat ur face now?? |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 1:41am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Cos you judge alot |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by sledge406: 1:42am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Now many of you will agree with me that KUNBEE is worse than a BEE infact IT is a maggot!!! |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by KDK(m): 1:43am On Oct 03, 2010 |
I concur. |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Vic2k3(m): 1:45am On Oct 03, 2010 |
I concor |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 1:45am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Kunbee: Lol! Allegation denied!! er. . . I do?? |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by mykali(m): 5:34am On Oct 03, 2010 |
I have come to the right place. Oya, who dey cause trouble here? Where is she?. . .sorry, he. . .oops, i meant IT. Yes where is it? |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by KDK(m): 10:45am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Studio escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns but finds a young couple (kunbee and Odunnu) in bed. Studio orders Kunbee out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Odunnu to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband (Kunbee) tells his wife (Odunnu): "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which Odunnu responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too p.s, @ Kunbee , dis is assuming u are male which i strongly doubt. and i know dis is stale 2 . |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by KDK(m): 10:46am On Oct 03, 2010 |
mykali: @ Mykali, Kunbee, I am sorry, I meant IT is coming. |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Odunnu: 11:00am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Stale joke again! For the records,I dont phuck women,I love long and hard diikcs. |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 11:13am On Oct 03, 2010 |
^^u don vex be dat o sledge406: Meowwwwww Efemena_xy: Being bisexual isnt bad na, i didnt kill anyone mykali: I am endowed KDK: I am whatever you say i am |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 11:26am On Oct 03, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! Seriously - u get issues o! Oya come 4 a hug!! e no marra to me whether you be he, she or even IT (I go fit manage dat 1) |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by KDK(m): 11:34am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Una no go kill me for this Joke section, @ Odunnu, kunbee may be ur exception. |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 11:40am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: I dont like discussing my sex, so i wonder why everyone makes it an issue KDK: I dont want babe wey her bobbie don dey sag o, i want fresh bosom* licks lips* |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by KDK(m): 11:42am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Kunbee: Becos u are Kunbee. |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 11:44am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Kunbee: Baby 'cos you're one of a kind! |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 11:53am On Oct 03, 2010 |
KDK: That name turns me on Efemena_xy: I know |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by KDK(m): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2010 |
@ Kunbee, I am impressed with your profile pix just the way i am inpressed with Odunnu's pix too and for the record, I think her NU-NU is very cute n is making me wet. |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by Kunbee: 12:01pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
The profile pic is my cousin o, and just for the sake of it i love acting like a guy i dunno why. if u asked me politely i will tell you Odunnus bobbie sucks |
Re: Pope And Queen (no Offence To Catholics Intended) by EfemenaXY: 12:08pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
^^ ah confession time e be like say u dey fear to do d thing now abi?? abi na self servicing (IT) u sabi? |
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