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FannySwindler1:
I am looking to adopt two ladies as my biological children. You will be living in my house and be well catered for.
You should be over 18 but not more than 38.
You should be someone who is facing hardship.
You should be someone who have been deprived of parental love at one point or the other.
You should be willing to acquire tertiary education.
You should have no criminal history and without any problems with the law or law enforcement agencies.

Indicate your interest by sending email and reasons why I should adopt you. Good luck.

N. B
Strictly No Feminist or Ladies with Feminist Tendencies or Ideologies.
Male version coming soon.

what happened to the baby mama ish?

UjuJoan2. Why ask? Are you interested?. Application was discontinued. Majority of the women who contacted me were married women and ladies who were into interpersonal relationships.

Wouldn't be engaging with women belonging to other men.

FannySwindler1:
UjuJoan2. Why ask? Are you interested?. Application was discontinued. Majority of the women who contacted me were married women and ladies who were into interpersonal relationships.

Wouldn't be engaging with women belonging to other men.

Very funny thread.

Why were married women contacting you; your selection criteria was very simple. Nawa o

Destined2win. Guess they wanted me to swindle their fannies, reason why they were messaging me, but little did they know, that I am highly selective when it comes to that.
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FannySwindler1:
UjuJoan2. Why ask? Are you interested?. Application was discontinued. Majority of the women who contacted me were married women and ladies who were into interpersonal relationships.

Wouldn't be engaging with women belonging to other men.

A gentleman's way of referring to ladies of easy virtue without sounding offensive. Lol

Let it be known that of all those who initiated messaging me. Despite responding to their emails, No one has come up with any tangible follow up response on how they meet the criteria and why they should be considered.

In light of the above, I shall be ending the offer on the 21st June at 12.00 noon. The offer for men shall be communicated here the following week.

Thanks.

hello sir I just sent you a mail.

FannySwindler1:
Let it be known that of all those who initiated messaging me. Despite responding to their emails, No one has come up with any tangible follow up response on how they meet the criteria and why they should be considered.

In light of the above, I shall be ending the offer on the 21st June at 12.00 noon. The offer for men shall be communicated here the following week.

Thanks.

hello sir

I just sent you a mail.

FannySwindler1:
Let it be known that of all those who initiated messaging me. Despite responding to their emails, No one has come up with any tangible follow up response on how they meet the criteria and why they should be considered.

In light of the above, I shall be ending the offer on the 21st June at 12.00 noon. The offer for men shall be communicated here the following week.

Thanks.

Good evening sir, please consider first for the men own o...I came before all of them, remember? Tanks.

By the way, may I suggest that you remain resolute to achieve your purpose in the men selection. This is because it has become a pattern for you to abandon quest half way: baby mama, double Player, transgender, women adoption...may your dreams come through with the men fa. Cheers

Sisisioge. It's best to ask questions or clarify things before concluding haphazardly. You know nothing about what goes on behind the post. And you wouldn't expect me to divulge information to you even if I am swindling your fanny. Everything here is about confidentiality. I have to respect that.

Saying I abandon my quest half-way is a reckless statement. You don't expect me to give in to married women posing as single ladies or women in relationship posing as single ladies. Just so I can satisfy yours or anyone's intuition.

You are not a man, so worry less about the men. I have not seen any email from you stating how you meet the criteria and why I should consider you. Everything is strictly confidential.

You seem to be interested. Good luck with your application.

Baddchristy. I have responded to your email. Looking forward to reading from you on how you meet the criteria and why you should be considered. Regards.

FannySwindler1:
Baddchristy. I have responded to your email. Looking forward to reading from you on how you meet the criteria and why you should be considered. Regards.

Thanks
I'm looking forward to hearing from you sir

FannySwindler1:
Sisisioge. It's best to ask questions or clarify things before concluding haphazardly. You know nothing about what goes on behind the post. And you wouldn't expect me to divulge information to you even if I am swindling your fanny. Everything here is about confidentiality. I have to respect that.

Saying I abandon my quest half-way is a reckless statement. You don't expect me to give in to married women posing as single ladies or women in relationship posing as single ladies. Just so I can satisfy yours or anyone's intuition.

You are not a man, so worry less about the men. I have not seen any email from you stating how you meet the criteria and why I should consider you. Everything is strictly confidential.

You seem to be interested. Good luck with your application.

Arindin!

Sisisioge.

Here she goes. Name calling. Not surprised. I got plenty names to call you, but won't condescend to your level. Typical.

Are you doing this just for the fun or you are a journalist doing some kinda research? Your 5 topics are somewhat "bizarre".
Anyways i hope no lady gets hurt.

CTGVenturesFCT.

Thanks for your concern. No one is getting hurt and it has nothing to do with research,neither is it for fun.

FannySwindler1:
Uju.Joan2. Why ask? Are you interested?. Application was discontinued. Majority of the women who contacted me were married women and ladies who were into interpersonal relationships.

Wouldn't be engaging with women belonging to other men.

I should be surprised, but I'm not.
This NL is a funny place.

Offer ending today at noon. Already reached out to those who met the criteria. Male offer will be updated soon. Thanks.

People actually believe that anyone is sending you messages and applying to your ish?

FannySwindler1:
Destined2win. Guess they wanted me to swindle their fannies, reason why they were messaging me, but little did they know, that I am highly selective when it comes to that.
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Cococandy. Well believe it or not. To clear your doubt, I receive messages everyday. Due to confidentiality, I won't be able to say much. Nothing wrong if the women wholeheartedly, with alacrity give me their Fannies to Swindle.

The good thing about it... is that the beneficiaries won't be mentioning it here either . Reason I am not surprised at the doubting Thomas's.

Because it is not for showmanship or self glorification. It's my service to humanity. Putting smiles on the face of those who are needy.

Mmm hmm

FannySwindler1:
Cococandy. Well believe it or not. To clear your doubt, I receive messages everyday. Due to confidentiality, I won't be able to say much. Nothing wrong if the women wholeheartedly, with alacrity give me their Fannies to Swindle.

The good thing about it... is that the beneficiaries won't be mentioning it here either . Reason I am not surprised at the doubting Thomas's.

Because it is not for showmanship or self glorification. It's my service to humanity. Putting smiles on the face of those who are needy.

FannySwindler1:
Cococandy. Well believe it or not. To clear your doubt, I receive messages everyday. Due to confidentiality, I won't be able to say much. Nothing wrong if the women wholeheartedly, with alacrity give me their Fannies to Swindle.

The good thing about it... is that the beneficiaries won't be mentioning it here either . Reason I am not surprised at the doubting Thomas's.

Because it is not for showmanship or self glorification. It's my service to humanity. Putting smiles on the face of those who are needy.

So, if your so-called "daughters" offer you their fannies, you'll swindle? Isn't that incest?


End time daddy


I like your honesty sha....

Czarina. Must the relationship between us always have to be about swindling fannies. They don't have to offer me and if offered it is not considered fanny swindling. It's a show of appreciation.

Incest? Why are you talking like someone who is sexually malnourished?

And yes I have to be honest. Or have you read any post from anyone of them saying they don't like the idea. It's voluntary.

All the women who come here to make stylish enquiries. Sorry you didn't apply on time. Indecision at times is bad.

FannySwindler1:
Czarina. Must the relationship between us always have to be about swindling fannies. They don't have to offer me and if offered it is not considered fanny swindling. It's a show of appreciation.

Incest? Why are you talking like someone who is sexually malnourished?

And yes I have to be honest. Or have you read any post from anyone of them saying they don't like the idea. It's voluntary.

All the women who come here to make stylish enquiries. Sorry you didn't apply on time. Indecision at times is bad.

You're one strange human. Again, I like that part about you.

Check your title, you said you're adopting them to become your biological daughters. Maybe the term has a new meaning now....


Enjoy your "daughters" jare.

Czarina. You offer massage to men with Happy Ending.
Relieving their stress level. In return you receive money.

Me I offer comfort to the ladies, putting smile on their faces. I don't receive money.

Enjoy your massage with "Happy Ending" jare

By the way.. I need you to give ifyalways, ujujoan2, sisisioge massage with happy ending. Relieve them of their stress.

FannySwindler1:
Czarina. You offer massage to men with Happy Ending.
Relieving their stress level. In return you receive money.

Me I offer comfort to the ladies, putting smile on their faces. I don't receive money.

Enjoy your massage with "Happy Ending" jare

By the way.. I need massage.

For the records, we offer only professional massage therapies.

Happy ending isn't included (you don't have to believe me though), and yes we get paid for our very good service because they're happy at the end


I don't see how it's anything like yours, we never promised we'll be doing it for free, neither is it something we'll have to show them some appreciation for, when we are the ones doing the hard work.



And call us if you need any of our services, again there's no happy ending....but you'll be happy at the end.

Czarina. Haha.. See your swift convincing response. We know how it is anyway.

"No happy ending" But you will be happy at the end "... This sounds contradictory.


I have recommended 3 clients to you. All ladies. Atypical clients.. Different from your regular kind of clients. Pls do them well and make them" happy at the end".

Until then I will wait for their feedback to decide if it will be appropriate to use your service.

To the lady who messaged me.. You know who you are The offer is closed. But I may hear you out and consider if you meet the criteria. Pls be patient.
Thanks.

FannySwindler1:
Czarina. Haha.. See your swift convincing response. We know how it is anyway.

"No happy ending" But you will be happy at the end "... This sounds contradictory.


I have recommended 3 clients to you. All ladies. Atypical clients.. Different from your regular kind of clients. Pls do them well and make them" happy at the end".

Until then I will wait for their feedback to decide if it will be appropriate to use your service.

Na you sabi. I've told you what it is.



Thanks for the referrals. We await their calls.

FannySwindler1:
I am looking to adopt two ladies as my biological children. You will be living in my house and be well catered for.
You should be over 18 but not more than 38.
You should be someone who is facing hardship.
You should be someone who have been deprived of parental love at one point or the other.
You should be willing to acquire tertiary education.
You should have no criminal history and without any problems with the law or law enforcement agencies.

Indicate your interest by sending email and reasons why I should adopt you. Good luck.

N. B
Strictly No Feminist or Ladies with Feminist Tendencies or Ideologies.
Male version coming soon.

Why will a lady want to leave her abode to live under the roof of a stranger? And why will a "good Samaritan" make such offer where it isn't solicited by the beneficiary? If you want to help the homeless ladies, nairaland is definitely not the medium.

I just hope your not what I'm thinking, your offers are always one kain sha....

I hope any lady considering this offer can appreciate we live in a world where there are rarely free gifts, particularly when it comes with strange conditions attached to it and specifically targeted at a section of society that can easily be exploited.

Can I apply?
I met the age criteria. I’m not from a poor background but not so rich either.
I’m not a feminist.
But truth is that I can’t live with you.
But I did some extra cash for school and school related stuff.