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What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 6:27am On Jun 16, 2019
A couple times I've had the babe say "oh you have a big one" that's the only response that sticks in my kind

I usually get suprised cuz I never looked at myself as anything beyond normal.
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by youngest85(m): 6:39am On Jun 16, 2019
iamuye:
A couple times I've had the babe say "oh you have a big one" that's the only response that sticks in my kind

I usually get suprised cuz I never looked at myself as anything beyond normal.

They just deh deceive you

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by EmekaBlue(m): 6:52am On Jun 16, 2019
Bring it here lemme chew it.

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 6:55am On Jun 16, 2019
EmekaBlue:
Bring it here lemme chew it.


You be carnivorous animal? cry

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by EmekaBlue(m): 6:56am On Jun 16, 2019
iamuye:


You be carnivorous animal? cry
not me but she..thats why its strange
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 6:56am On Jun 16, 2019
youngest85:

They just deh deceive you

Hw you take know bros
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by FatherBona: 7:13am On Jun 16, 2019
Your Dick is biggggg!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
Its even bigger than my Dads own
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by Nobody: 7:26am On Jun 16, 2019
iamuye:
A couple times I've had the babe say "oh you have a big one" that's the only response that sticks in my kind

I usually get suprised cuz I never looked at myself as anything beyond normal.
Yeah dick is always not so big in the eyes of the beholder..

If measure my own I get almost 8 inches, but staring down on it it looks small..

I know it's big though with the way my girlfriend plays with it..

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 8:03am On Jun 16, 2019
FatherBona:
Your Dick is biggggg!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
Its even bigger than my Dads own

shocked
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by Olorunnim: 8:14am On Jun 16, 2019
FatherBona:
Your Dick is biggggg!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked Its even bigger than my Dads own
Wtf her dad's own!!!
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by Premiumwriter: 8:26am On Jun 16, 2019
youngest85:

They just deh deceive you
stop trying to kill a guy's vibe. If they say it's big its big.

Abi it's only when they say something is small is when it's true

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by Operazeeno(m): 9:10am On Jun 16, 2019
Babe was like, Oh My God! Is that yours??
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by FatherBona: 10:23am On Jun 16, 2019
Olorunnim:
Wtf her dad's own!!!
yea bro
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by nopretense: 11:32am On Jun 16, 2019
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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by Kingkun69(m): 11:33am On Jun 16, 2019
Is that it sad
This is how I was now looking

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by manlawal(m): 11:56am On Jun 16, 2019
iamuye:
A couple times I've had the babe say "oh you have a big one" that's the only response that sticks in my kind

I usually get suprised cuz I never looked at myself as anything beyond normal.
The best thing is for you to snap it and post it here for us to determine

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Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 12:24pm On Jun 16, 2019
Kingkun69:
Is that it sad
This is how I was now looking

But u still use it to plug cool
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 12:28pm On Jun 16, 2019
manlawal:

The best thing is for you to snap it and post it here for us to determine

I can do it but I'm not sure it's allowed on nairaland tongue
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by manlawal(m): 2:06pm On Jun 16, 2019
iamuye:


I can do it but I'm not sure it's allowed on nairaland tongue
Why not abeg let us see this tooth pick
Re: What Is The Strangest Response You've Gotten When You First Unzipped Your Pants by iamuye(m): 2:08pm On Jun 16, 2019
manlawal:

Why not abeg let us see this tooth pick

You are very rude, I will not post it again angry

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