ayobaminewss:
Most people have, at some point, seen a classical sculpture of a naked man. He was probably gigantic, with perfectly shaped abs, pecs, and glutes – and he probably had way more definition than the average gym-goer.

Nobody says it out loud, but I bet everyone who’s seen a classic art sculpture has asked themselves the same question:

Why do all these perfectly shaped men always have such small dicks?

Here Are The Reasons Statues Always Have Small joysticks: https://ayobami.co.ke/2019/07/14/why-do-statues-always-have-small-joysticks/

dingbang:
I just wonder why a grown person will be asking such a stupid question

TheFacelessMan:
@ OP.... you were saying ?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-joysticks/amp

iLegendd:


Most importantly, the designers of the statues don't want women to kill themselves with masturbation. Imagine a statue of a handsome man with a huge dîck.

Lots of women will go back home and fantasize about him. So, it's better to make it small than big and lure hòrny women into excess masturbation.

TheFacelessMan:
@ OP.... you were saying ?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-joysticks/amp

Justiceleague1:
Viewing this thread for the past 2hrs,tiffanyfan and franasoan

Justiceleague1:
Viewing this thread for the past 2hrs,tiffanyfan,jacqueline22 and franasoan

Jacqueline22:


Saw your mention
What about you

Justiceleague1:

Justiceleague1:
Viewing this thread for the past 2hrs,tiffanyfan,jacqueline22 and franasoan

delugajackson:
Most muscular guys out there have smaller testicles due to their excessive usage of steroids. It causes the preeq to shrink.

So its not out of place to see a statue of a muscular man with totally disadvantaged eggplants. This is reality.

delugajackson:
Most muscular guys out there have smaller testicles due to their excessive usage of steroids. It causes the preeq to shrink.

So its not out of place to see a statue of a muscular man with totally disadvantaged eggplants. This is reality.

iLegendd:
Because most náked statues are white men or Asians. And also, in dîckology, we have showers and growers. Statues use growers, not showers.

Most importantly, the designers of the statues don't want women to kill themselves with masturbation. Imagine a statue of a handsome man with a huge dîck.

Lots of women will go back home and fantasize about him. So, it's better to make it small than big and lure hòrny women into excess masturbation.

tiffanyfan:





Do you have it nla abi kekere

Justiceleague1:



Oya come closer and closer and see

czarina:
Fat people, maybe, but not muscular guys.

So I was told.

Fountainofyouth:



Believe me, some muscular guys are a disappointment in that aspect while some fat guys are quite impressive.