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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by RTSC: 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Museveni is one of the worst presidents in Africa. Most people know that. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by AroOkigbo(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Buhari will soon approve same in Nigeria What does local man have to say? Disgusted or not doing again? 3 Likes |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by dalass(f): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
notoriousbabe:Mummy, were you there at my birth |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by charles0922(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Good for then, they want to tap from international market . exporter of cows |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Imstrong2(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
And and sure plans are on the way to issue death certificate as well like we don't have serious issues facing us in africa 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
dalass:na for village dem burn you that time |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by vheckthor1: 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Many people don't bother reading the story, only the headline comments are been made 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Tonymegabush1(m): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Noted...... Stop blaming him, he might have a reason for such policy |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by sureheaven(m): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Why not also issue them wedding certificate and school certificate. Whatever you issue them, they can never be human being. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by dalass(f): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
notoriousbabe:Am sure you don't have a life. Frustration won't kee you |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Damfostopper(m): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
igbere TV with weird news everytime 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Chinoss2009(m): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Which kind wahala be this ? |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
When most citizen dont have birth certificate. |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by mystic77(m): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Most Nigerians don't read, more why the OP used a controversial topic. I read through page 1 and almost all who commented didn't read the write up. Some will claim to be graduates while some will claim to have there masters or Phd, will claim to be jobless,also blaming village people without knowing they are there own problem. 5 Likes |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by dalass(f): 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
notoriousbabe:OK, I see my village 'Hanty'. You were there when I was 'burn' |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
dalass:Yes now, I follow them chop rice when you were burned |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by geesilver(m): 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
hmmmmmmmmmm .this is serious |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:16pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
dalass:show me your birth certificate. Village people don put am inside bottle throwey am for river |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by dalass(f): 5:16pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
notoriousbabe:Wanda the witch. There you are.. You burned the wrong baby |
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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
dalass:I was not the one that burned you now. I'm yet to burn my own and when I'm ready it is going to be 3 mails and 2 femails |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by jrusky(m): 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Hahahahaha very interesting antics. Pls let them issue same cert to goat, dog, chicken, cat, bat even cockroach. Nonsense. 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by SaintLucia: 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Lol and here in Nigeria the Igbos now see these cows as their latest enemies just because of one innocent man. |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by igwefivestar(m): 5:19pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Abuharib:soon they will build hospital for them nonsense |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by emeijeh(m): 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
They should just change the country name to RUGANDA 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
The end has Finally come. |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by dalass(f): 5:21pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
notoriousbabe:Lobatan |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Kingluqman(m): 5:21pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
I hope Baba jo go adopt this too for 9ja |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by bid4rich(m): 5:21pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
What about death certificate? They should kuku have ministry too Abeg if na joke make you stop am Ooo because it will be too expensive for this 21st century. |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by DimIsaac10(m): 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
This will be a good news to some herdsmen in Nigeria . They wouldn't mind getting birth certificate for cattles but they themselves are not interested 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Are they crazy? |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by bid4rich(m): 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
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