gabrywyl:

I don't steal. I'm holy!

4 ya dreams abi. . see ole like u sef
aww. . it's so difficult to admit abi. . , no be u steal dat my new pata(pant) my boyfriend buy 4 mi 4 halloween . .
aww. . gabby gabbier . . oya confess

clemcykul:

but so do u

And you look like a praying mantis

sima:

4 ya dreams abi. . see ole like u sef
aww. . it's so difficult to admit abi. . , no be u steal that my new pata(pant) my boyfriend buy 4 mi 4 halloween . .
aww. . gabby gabbier . . oya confess

Steal your pants? Na waa! What for? I rather steal your bra than your pants nne but since your boobs they say is like two fried eggs, I have nathin to steal

lolito

Lollipop

popin da lolly

clemcykul:

*pants, and continues runing and shouting*

ole!! ole!!


i beg steal no more, my sandals don cut finish

i will steal your sandals
and
steal the heart of Dbanj too




more stealing jo

pls steal someones pants for me, cuss mine is torn and am tired of stiching it wid thread and needle

but everything is free for stealing na

no worry
i will steal one carton of pants for you in Yaba market
and one carton of Trousers for me in Aswani



more stealing to come

yeehhh

i think i prefer spenchucks pants, pls steal it for me

ok, anything for you


where is that dude when you need him

another life of course

thats a good one

@ikejoe

i know this is a jokes column bbut i am deeply sorry for you if all u can think of is stealing halle berry who is 40yrs old this year and has had enough plastic surgeries expensive enough to feed ur village for the next 100 years. all u see is not gold .
beware.

And who is this person?

i think i will steal his brain too

well what happens if then next day is "arrest all those who stole on world's stealing day" day?
then they will come and cart all of you to jail, ha ha ha

i go steal princese bra

Well I already stole dat

@topic, chaii na CBN passcode i go steal,

*cbase n dani, Una go just steal am, una no go reach there

cbase:

Well I already stole that

oleeeeeeeee na pant yhu steal jorh

by.dot:

*cbase n dani, Una go just steal am, una no go reach there

who tell yhu sef . . me go rich dia. na cbase dey fia

i will steal everybody's brain in this thread n' cook it 4 supper. .  den invite ya'll to come eat ur brain afterwards
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?!?

U're the chef, go on, have a bowl of soup. take 3 portions, i'll PAY.

U're the chef, go on, have a bowl of soup. take 3 portions, i'll PAY.

no oO. . good chefs dont taste dia food
so i dont need to taste it. . ya'll can just give mi feedbacks on how delicious it tastes

who for nland wan chop poison, ray just came back from yaba o, so eat not her poison o

ehmm. .  u no realize something 4 dia sha
first. . e be like say u like that yaba abi u dey live dia?
n' second . .  na ur brain wey i add 2 that soup . . na hin poison am. . .   

I think I'll beta leave Princesa Bra for Dani, I think I'll steal Sima's bra, Panties and hose instead, If garter dey too, i steal am join

i wont steal enithin

@cbase and dani
sorry but my bra are totally personal and owned
so steal something else

cbase:

I think I'll beta leave Princesa Bra for Dani, I think I'll steal Sima's bra, undies and hose instead, If garter dey too, i steal am join

you no dey try guy.

yeah him no dey try
na woman pant he don dey steal now