So when we hang out as guys/babes, sexual incidents are an inevitable topic that pops up, like it or not.

Most people in the group are 'mature' enough to keep their description censored, but, but...there's always that one mate in the group who's as unadulterated and graphic as fvck(pun intended)

They're going to describe everything in graphic details using the most 'raw' words. You know how words like fvck, pussy, clitoris etc are so heavy to say in your local dialect right? These guys don't give a damn! They say it like it is and at the top of their voices leaving the rest of us looking for where to hide our faces while trying to control our visceral laughter

These sort of friends are notorious for being so 'raw' from teenage years and you'd expect them to change as they grow up but no! they're not even going to try and all your pleas for them to tone it down a notch are all wasted.

I had a great time last night with one of these SOBs and I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can't stop chuckling silently when i remember his graphic use of words. That SOB!

Lol, I had a friend like that. She was a lot of fun to be around. She'd even lie down on the floor, to give demonstrations

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I had a friend like that. She was a lot of fun to be around. She'd even lie down on the floor, to give demonstrations

Yeah right?

They wouldn't even mind if kids are around or whether it's a public place!

Crazy lots but really fun people.

Grandlord:
Yeah right?

They wouldn't even mind if kids are around or whether it's a public place!

Crazy lots but really fun people.

Haaaaaa. True.

In another dimension, I am one of them......hehehe

XhosaNostra:


Haaaaaa. True.

One time we had two of them around and they went at each other in a kind of competition on who's got the most graphic sexual details.

We were in stitches.

Wealthyonos:
In another dimension, I am one of them......hehehe

i'm one of them sha

Sure I do.

But lots of time the real bad ass forkers don't recount their bizzare sexcqpade openly.

Most wey dey too talk be learners, just look around you.

Watamidoinhere:


i'm one of them sha

I guess you enjoy it a lot?

Especially when people open their mouth in awe at the things you say.

Useku:
Sure I do.

But lots of time the real bad ass forkers don't recount their bizzare sexcqpade openly.

Most wey dey too talk be learners, just look around you.

Yeah the quiet and composed ones dey do mighty things in private. I fall into this group, that's why I'm always cracking up listening to those crazies describe the things I can relate to.

Grandlord:
I guess you enjoy it a lot?

Especially when people open their mouth in awe at the things you say.

as in eh
they listen first, then laugh whenever i'm being very very graphic
the way they pay attention to me whenever i'm about to describe/explain any sex related topic ehn is crazy
you know most of them are inexperienced in sex or too shy to openly talk about sex

Watamidoinhere:


as in eh
they listen first, then laugh whenever i'm being very very graphic
the way they pay attention to me whenever i'm about to describe/explain any sex related topic ehn is crazy
you know most of them are inexperienced in sex or too shy to openly talk about sex

Yeah. Mostly shy. So they wonder how you guys have the boldness to say it so raw. It's a lot of fun. We dey fvck but we no fit talk about am again?

Have a friend like that, she actually made the sounds of moans she makes when having sex with her husband, even when it's very high and low, she crazy like that

No.

Biglittlelois:
Have a friend like that, she actually made the sounds of moans she makes when having sex with her husband, even when it's very high and low, she crazy like that

Damn mate!

They never really change do they? Even when married.

Blackivy27:
No.

Good for you!

Grandlord:
Damn mate!

They never really change do they? Even when married.

No they don't

Reporting live

No!

Lol I do that a lot with my friends around though.

Almost everyone is like that...
Once you find and get really comfortable with people with your kind of crazy.

Grandlord:
Good for you!

I haven't forgotten you and...

Blackivy27:
I haven't forgotten you and...

...and?

Grandlord:
...and?

good girls dont type such.

Blackivy27:
good girls dont type such.

But they talk about it yeah?


You're creepy mate. You don't know me at all!

Stanley .....choooooi I pity that homie...... Just to prove a point sef him no mind invite you while he's on session with his babe ....if I have a best man , it would be him

That would be me

I don't care,I say it how it is...

Grandlord:
So when we hang out as guys/babes, sexual incidents are an inevitable topic that pops up, like it or not.

Most people in the group are 'mature' enough to keep their description censored, but, but...there's always that one mate in the group who's as unadulterated and graphic as fvck(pun intended)

They're going to describe everything in graphic details using the most 'raw' words. You know how words like fvck, pussy, clitoris etc are so heavy to say in your local dialect right? These guys don't give a damn! They say it like it is and at the top of their voices leaving the rest of us looking for where to hide our faces while trying to control our visceral laughter

These sort of friends are notorious for being so 'raw' from teenage years and you'd expect them to change as they grow up but no! they're not even going to try and all your pleas for them to tone it down a notch are all wasted.

I had a great time last night with one of these SOBs and I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can't stop chuckling silently when i remember his graphic use of words. That SOB!

Thank you, we like saying it as it is.

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Grandlord:
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