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Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 4:24pm On Sep 22, 2019
PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

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Re: Types Of Pvssies by kestine(m): 4:32pm On Sep 22, 2019
lukui:

PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

Re: Types Of Pvssies by PabloAndreas(m): 4:35pm On Sep 22, 2019
I've marked your moniker... when ever you decide to have sense then i'll start opening your threads
Re: Types Of Pvssies by Aboks(m): 4:45pm On Sep 22, 2019
what is this na buy sense small na

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Re: Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 4:49pm On Sep 22, 2019
They all know what they have done to my moniker, that is what is continuing to taunt them, the more they hate, the more my moniker keeps hitting the hammer on the head on this section of Nairaland,

I just dey laugh, the railway that has already passed, you are now waving at it!!! grin
Re: Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 4:52pm On Sep 22, 2019
Talent: amateurs call it genius while masters call it practise,
God's given is not the same with copy cat,

the op know his game very well and he know how to play, so the question is are you ready to play? grin
Re: Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 4:55pm On Sep 22, 2019
Writing or blogging is just like boxing, you need to learn, rhythm, timing, when to post and when to keep quiet, when to stay mute and when to trend like WiFi, when to reply every motherfvcking goddamn comment, when to throw jabs and punches, when to knockout, when to guide yourself from blows etc
Happy Sunday Nairaland!!!
Re: Types Of Pvssies by mamajj17(f): 5:10pm On Sep 22, 2019
Aboks:
what is this na
buy sense small na

Abeg ask him, which category he Mama be? Lazy Blogger undecided

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Re: Types Of Pvssies by slimay(m): 7:03pm On Sep 22, 2019
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Re: Types Of Pvssies by jayextra(m): 7:23pm On Sep 22, 2019
mamajj17:

Abeg ask him, which category he Mama be? Lazy Blogger undecided

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Re: Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 7:26pm On Sep 22, 2019
the op posted his shit without name calling and insulting any nomenclature, learn to comment on public opinion without dragging out abusive languages!!!

#peace grin

you dey vex?

enter aso rock bus, when you reach there hit your head on it!!! grin
Re: Types Of Pvssies by Gabson001(m): 7:42pm On Sep 22, 2019
Op you be werey ahswr �
Re: Types Of Pvssies by snitchbitch: 7:46pm On Sep 22, 2019
i think this forum is for matured people only!!! you need to check yourself!!
Re: Types Of Pvssies by marlow1962(m): 10:30pm On Sep 22, 2019
Person pikin sad

Re: Types Of Pvssies by comradewanle(m): 10:57pm On Sep 22, 2019
lukui:

PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

Re: Types Of Pvssies by emmysolo2001(f): 11:19pm On Sep 22, 2019
lukui:

PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?
grin angry grin grin grin grin grin jesus why would someone with his normal senses write this.what is flap flap flap and klap klap klap.jesus grin grin grin

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Re: Types Of Pvssies by EmmySparky(m): 11:40pm On Sep 22, 2019
emmysolo2001:
grin angry grin grin grin grin grin jesus why would someone with his normal senses write this.what is flap flap flap and klap klap klap.jesus grin grin grin
those are d sounds of d pussy

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Re: Types Of Pvssies by Baller93(m): 11:40pm On Sep 22, 2019
ROTFL, grin
lukui:

PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

Re: Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 5:52am On Sep 23, 2019
emmysolo2001:
grin angry grin grin grin grin grin jesus why would someone with his normal senses write this.what is flap flap flap and klap klap klap.jesus grin grin grin

may be the op wasn't the one that wrote it, may be he just recycled it!!! grin
Re: Types Of Pvssies by lukui: 1:17pm On Oct 01, 2019
when the weather is very hot and the temperature is becoming hot, couples need to

grin
Re: Types Of Pvssies by Nobody: 1:46pm On Oct 01, 2019
grin lukui i give up on life.

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