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Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 2:15pm On May 18, 2007
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
 
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are, 
   
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
   
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??, 
   
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
   
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
   
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
 
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
 
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink, 
 
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
 
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
 
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by somze(f): 2:46pm On May 18, 2007
I think the fact that you're a lady already creates some sort of divergence with the topic, esp - NO LADIES PLSS grin
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 2:54pm On May 18, 2007
:d
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by bluenubian(f): 10:26pm On May 18, 2007
ohh sssooo wrong grin grin grin
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by omogenaija(f): 10:29pm On May 18, 2007
LMAO cheesy
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by beavers007(m): 12:30pm On May 19, 2007
How come all the comments are from ladies?
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 4:34pm On May 19, 2007
i just wonder
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by Maleeq(m): 1:03pm On May 21, 2007
@Poster

Na wa o! Sounds like you've just been "exchanged" in a relationship.
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 1:48pm On May 21, 2007
how do u mean?
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by Maleeq(m): 4:01pm On May 21, 2007
Only reason I could come up with to justify your post. (Why wont I mind my own business?)
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 3:48pm On May 23, 2007
olunifemi:

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are,

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??,

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink,

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.


all these things r true.
Maleeq:

Only reason I could come up with to justify your post. (Why wont I mind my own business?)



whtever
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by iice(f): 3:53pm On May 23, 2007
ouch! grin
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by tseye(m): 4:04pm On May 23, 2007
:Pi guess u hv jus been dump, baby, get life nd stay strong grin
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 5:49pm On May 24, 2007
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Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 3:27pm On Mar 22, 2008
;d
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by olunifemi(f): 12:41pm On Jul 09, 2008
thread reopened.
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by AnthonyKil(m): 1:30pm On Jul 09, 2008
Haha! grin Sometimes I pity the guys. . . They even mention this like all the time

1) The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys
2) The definition of men - A life support system of a Penis
3) Have you ever notice that all women's problem starts with men?
Men-opause
Men-strual pain
Men-tal illness
Guy-necologist
His-terectomy
4) If a woman slaps a man's face in public, everyone assumes he's in the wrong
5) If you want a commited man, look in a Mental Hospital
6) All men are the same. They just have different faces so that you could tel them apart.

But ladies, no matter what, youstill want to have us and love us and besides, you also have your flaws so its a win win situation.  wink

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Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by Gabry(f): 1:32pm On Jul 09, 2008
AnthonyKil:

Haha! grin Sometimes I pity the guys. . . They even mention this like all the time

1) The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys
2) The definition of men - A life support system of a Penis
3) Have you ever notice that all women's problem starts with men?
Men-opause
Men-strual pain
Men-tal illness
Guy-necologist
His-terectomy
4) If a woman slaps a man's face in public, everyone assumes he's in the wrong
5) If you want a commited man, look in a Mental Hospital
6) All men are the same. They just have different faces so that you could tel them apart.

But ladies, no matter what, youstill want to have us and love us and besides, you also have your flaws so its a win win situation. wink

wink Thats my Boy. Good one. Have taught you well. cool
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by moHot(f): 5:58pm On Jul 09, 2008
@ Topic

you are right
Re: Can You Real Men See What The Women Are Saying About U? by Raymond88(m): 6:46pm On Jul 09, 2008
Depends on the kind of men you've been seeing! tongue

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