Chronicles of ASHAWOPAPA
Episode 1 verse 1

I am ASHAWOPAPA son of ezemuo1 the great West African Dibia, S a to the president on sexual & reproductive health. Special envoy to India on Ebola and voodoo related spiritism.

I'm here to ask guys and ladies about their sexual frustration.
Guys that moment that hot chick you've been waiting to bed comes visiting, how do you feel? Pay rapt attention as I rant!

Years back before I got called in to work, I met with nkiru the hottest chick in the faculty. I played my tricks on her, such a hot beautiful damsel succumbed so easily.
I was the hero to my departmental guys that failed to hook up with the faculty's hottest Chic.

Getting her home was not the problem, it all started when I was giving her head...
Gave her head for 10mins straight while my precum was soaking my pants, had to adjust & take off my pants, I then turned to position 69 while resuming my headgiving. I felt her breathe in my balls, she started licking everywhere lickable and got to my dick and that's where the embarrassment started.


She just licked my peehole I cummed in shame.
She spat it on the floor then worked my 9inch dick back to life and asked to be Bleep.
I knelt between her thighs and position my big black 9inches in her clitoris, caressed and slap the clitoris with my dick she moaned and begged to be assaulted. I pushed it in without delayance, what a wet and creamy pussy.

Then came the mother of all embarrassment.
2Secs, 3 strokes I've cummed again.
I pretended to forget i was naked, I stylishly got my skin to skin condom on a soft frustrated 9inch dick. Trying to insert a deflated dick in her pussy, she asked what are you trying to do with that big for nothing dick. I looked at her she was visibly angry and frustrated.

That's when I know I'm dethroned from the departmental hero to the faculty laughing stock. Shame no gree me see her off or attend lecture for two weeks.
Traveled home to meet ezemuo my native doctor dad.
He helped me prepare "DICKnity". Came back to school heard the rumors about my dick failure aka big for nothing.
Lured the chic back to my bed and bleeped the hell out of her pussy.

She said now that's more like it. Your dick aint big for nothing but big for satisfaction. I smiled from ear to ear ever since I used "DICKnity" I've been handed over her mumu button.

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Tranquility2345

Abeg bring your stupidity come here.... I don't blame you, I blame those nurses in yaba left that allowed your stupid family (it runs in your gene) to slip an android into a stupid lunatic like you.