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New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by Preator: 5:40pm On Nov 20, 2019
NEW YORK CITY, New York –

Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”

Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

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Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by Nobody: 5:42pm On Nov 20, 2019
This is another level of crazy.... This is how Walking Dead started.. Zombies apocalypse

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Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by donbachi(m): 5:45pm On Nov 20, 2019
May they never have a heartless and evil Nigerian as business partner...in Jesus name.
Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by paulsibility(m): 5:45pm On Nov 20, 2019
Madness

This is purely satanic...

When some of us can't eat pork, some don't take bee, etc etc,... Someone is talking about eating a fellow man.. Human flesh o...

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Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by dawnomike(m): 5:47pm On Nov 20, 2019
Madness repackaged!!!I

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Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by kelechi50: 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2019
The next port of call will be naija,because we like to copy American grin grin grin
Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by Larryfest(m): 6:10pm On Nov 20, 2019
kelechi50:
The next port of call will be naija,because we like to copy American grin grin grin
Clifford Orji already did this some years right here in Lagos state and am pretty sure he wasn't jailed cos we never heard of him again after his arrest which he demanded to see the president and other big men in the country so it's been here already..
Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by hisgrace090: 6:16pm On Nov 20, 2019
A needless experiment!
Re: New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh by Nobody: 7:39am On Nov 21, 2019
It can only be in the US of A.

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