princeking2:
Okay....

I'm waiting for this day. Meanwhile, let me keep my hustle strong.

I stand with you guy

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

---

If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

E be like you don dey the questioning panel before. Very accurate!

That number #2 is a sure question that my mama will ask. That woman like church pass anything.

pocohantas:


Abia

Glad I took you home. Never knew you are Nigerian sef.

Una own Igbo self be as e get.
Wetin be igbaliala?

No lie, onye isi-alangwa north

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I wonder why the thread is about people's personal issues and grudges.

nlers sha.

pocohantas:


.... Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri....

Me

nlPoster:
I wonder why the thread is about people's personal issues and grudges.

nlers sha.

this man are you OK?

No 3 is the most important

fineboynl:
. . .

I wish you had not posted your comment right after mine.

nlPoster:


I wish you had not posted your comment right after mine.

what are you a police officer?

Nice one... It's scary but necessary with all the subjective assessment. And if you are the shy type, you may be perceived as dishonest or withholding information. Africa!

fineboynl:
. .

and again, you posted immediately after I made a comment.

OfeAchi:
Mother in-law asked me if I could perform well in the oza room. I was so embarrassed.

My fiance later explained that her lineage doesn't cum easily...

u don start ur lies already this new year?cum ko,go ni

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

---

If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

alexistaiwo:
My ex father asked me Young man, what do you do for a living? and I replied in all honesty Sir, I breathe for a living

Need I say why she became my ex?

alexistaiwo:
My ex father asked me Young man, what do you do for a living? and I replied in all honesty Sir, I breathe for a living

Need I say why she became my ex?

very funny

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

---

If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

You are so on point. Who wan cast for your father side? Person wey dey ask questions, no dey miss road.

Pavore9:


From Imo. Truth be told, profiles of a man's siblings really count in the scoring during the "assessment"

The reason is that should anything happen, there will be someone or people to fall back on.

Greatzeus:

Almost 5 years on Nairaland,have never use any degrading words towards a female here,you will not be the first. Your quote is unnecessary,next time just air your view and move along.

She aired her views and I didn't see any degrading expression.

What she implies is: Stay humble.

Its possible you are not, cos your ego just surfaced over some harmless stuff.

backbone503:
Anyone coming for my sisters or daughters should be prepared to tell me what motivates/inspires him.

Your question too simple nah.

Kirinwa:

What a surprise, who do we have here? Boss, its been ages compliments sir and how is the biz going?

blessingsonflee:
Lastly, no matter how hungry you are , when your father in-law invites you to eat with him say “NO “! . No go think say dem like you na him make he tell you “come chop” . If you do , just know say na your last supper you chop so . Make dem no go tag you as hungry guy-man wey no go fit feed their daughter.

Like seriously?

Dehindepgenius:


My first meeting with my wife's parents was funny as hell. Thank God the old man has a sense of humor. I mistook him for the gardener, he was wearing gloves and trimming flowers when I arrived. I was like 'is your oga around?' He looked me over and said 'are you a clown or you just lack manners?' I realised who he was at that point. Then to worsen thing, at dinner I accidentally knocked a pitcher of water into his soup. My wife looked like she would faint. Today we are best buds. Inside life

See gbege. Why you go eat for first meeting? Ojukokoro

Dehindepgenius:


My first meeting with my wife's parents was funny as hell. Thank God the old man has a sense of humor. I mistook him for the gardener, he was wearing gloves and trimming flowers when I arrived. I was like 'is your oga around?' He looked me over and said 'are you a clown or you just lack manners?' I realised who he was at that point. Then to worsen thing, at dinner I accidentally knocked a pitcher of water into his soup. My wife looked like she would faint. Today we are best buds. Inside life

Lmao

Most importantly always ask the suitor, ARE YOU A MARLIAN?

This is because people with Bad Mannaz will screw the life of your daughters.

I say my own o

I will have it in mind

Kirinwa:

Your question too simple nah.

Its complexity lies in its simplicity.

micronut:


Source: https://naijalocals.com.ng/meeting-you-in-law-for-marriage-6-likely-questions-to-expect-as-a-guy/

I buy this ooo.

The number is to sure if the man hasn't turned d womb of their daughter up side down