Dear Senators and dishonorable members of this broken house,
I am very sorry for saying that you expend over 25% of our national budget overhead cost. I am very sorry to state facts and figures, I know we don’t like to keep records in Nigeria and even when we do we don’t like to use it.

I am sorry I made Nigerians to know how prodigal and reckless you have been with what should have been your own portion of the national cake; I know it is your right, sorry for taking your personal issues to the public.

If you want me to prostrate, I will, insha Allah.
I am indeed very sorry. I promise that henceforth, I will not say the truth again; I will tell Nigerians everything except the truth. So help me God

Before I take my leave, is there any other question?