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So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 3:33pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
The end of the year competition is here. We looking for the top Mc on nairaland. Competition Rulues This is a knockout competition, we start with 10 mcs, each round,2 mcs are eliminated, till we get to the final which will consist of 2 mcs, the winner is then decided. Rapping must be original and posted on this thread, Entry bars will be 6, but competion bars will be 10. To enter, drop your 6 bars, and let us rate them, you might just be selected to be a part of the competition Hosted by J UNIT WITH THE MODERATOR A CO JUDGE. ENTER NOW!!!!!!! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:57pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Yeah im starting with a PARAGRAPH I pause like a PHOTOGRAPH I drop it like an AUTOGRAPH Im coming like an AUTOCRASH Send a shout out through my TELEGRAPH Cos i got money in my MASTERCARD I dont speak in VANACULAR |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 4:28pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
nice one therwag, celdee or lalaboi pls comment |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 4:32pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Hey peeps wats fukcing up?Ma rap's beta 'heard' than 'read'', bt lets do thiz!::I've come2 battle no ONE as y'all can see i'm ONE and i run things like D, MC,an MC ready2 die for D MiC, dnt ve a WALLET like christopher WALLACE,but my life after death will still be NoToRiOuS to y'all born again niGg*s fukcin up like choirboys in the Ho0d,L0oK,my rap aint friendly to pen and papers, but Beatz nd ph0nez, lool |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 4:38pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
@ J Unit Thanks @ Switdick you can do better next time |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 4:56pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
@ swit dik, lets see what he moderators decide. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
oK Moderators your comments pls |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 5:12pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Wat do we nid the mods 4? Let the game continue! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 5:23pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
announcement: switdick has been accepted into the so you think you can rap tournament subject to moderators review thweraj had been accepted into the so you think you can rap tournament |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:31pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Ok you are right. You can see my life in STAGES I work so hard to make my minimum WAGES God is my rock of AGES Every day i live to see people with different FACES Am so poppular you see me on the newspaper PAGES Im so real many people try to FAKE ME in so many CASES It DAZED ME when i see innocent people locked in CAGES for CASES beyond their MAKING due to RACIST. when you discriminate people of different RACES. Keep it coming guys |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:34pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Ok J Unit House lets keep it going. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 6:41pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
I'm playin all u Rap foes like a board of CHÊSS wit no STR3SS as i REST on ma sacred NEST obviously the BEST BLESSED of the REST, RESTLESS mic d0g§ o0o YES my man Ð.j can TEST,i OPPRESS the wack§ that wanna mic WREST wit me,my lyrics REPRESENT that weapon that leaves ur CHEST 2 a fukcd up MESS unLESS u UnCloth ånd caRESS ur BEST girlfrnd BREAST,while i watch u both S.EX, ELSE i LET buLLET run thru brain SET,u seize BREATH, mehn dis aint no THREAT am HONEST niGg** that TEST wit this cant CONTEST wit this,the NEXT,i'll dump U in a FOREST like u UseLESS,i GUESS ur GUESTS a'int imPRESS that ur in a lyrical MESS,nigro plEaSe save ur BREATH!! huh?¿! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 6:53pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
i can see you are coming up. I was born in the CHRISTAINHOOD I grew up in my NEIGHBOURHOOD The getto is my BROTHERHOOD Where people cook with FIREWOOD The bible is my HOLY BOOK i see it as a DAILYBOOK sO I read it like a STORYBOOK I love all the SISTERHOOD Cos they got all the WOMANHOOD Like what we see in NOLLYWOOD We got the best in HOLLYWOOD |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
When ma gun's ontop nig, s lose life like they r in a lane of death row! I heår no mercy cos i a'int G0d even though y'all proTEST åbout 2morrow,i fèél no sorrow borrowing souls by force, offcourse wat y'áll expect 4rm a lyrical beast like me that rise like yeast, piss me off n0w nd i'll beat the excreta off u wit ma fist till your heart bits no more! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
ok take thsis Life goes ON, IT WAITS FOR NO ONE, whatever you wanna do , you better do it go ON , the gane is ON , YOUcan play it ON , build a mind on yourself never trust SOMEONE, the fun is here you can catch it ON , champagne is here you can definitely ask fir ask for MORE. life goes on AND that the FUN. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 10:35am On Dec 15, 2010 |
okay i can see peeps a'int gat zests 4 dis, imma drop one last verse and zoom out!!like peace!!! thnx2 the MODS and dJs4 ma Rap parole,now imma mic Check roles and y'all heads roll like paper roll cos y'all rap tyros,u weak,cheap fu>kin hoes shag the mic so stiff like light poles, you straight faced,one eyed,piss hole,claim to be di>ks but y'all a'int gat balls,how u gonna fu>k wit mee? yeah we know,standing faced down like impotency's ur name now my only aim now is to raise ur fame to a name and drop(reduce)ur game like lame,u claim to be a real playa but ur media is an empty application,take caution!!!!!immma delete ur wack,cheap lines like corrupt files,here's a titbit>>i'm the reason ur chick has nids,quit followin ma lines;Nigga dis a'int no twitter,kip a mill(distance)meters, ask Rita switdi>k's bitter A.K.A hater slayer, okay girls later!! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 3:20pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
guys, pls try and space your bars e.g my flows on another level call me a space ship space im richer than u nigga i can get a cruise ship |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:53pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Ok J Unit I dey feel you They call me Theraja cos i like the GAME I play for FAME, every night and DAY and every single DAY You said you rap FASTER, listen cos i rap BETTER wether any blood WEATHER Music makes me STRONGER every now WHENEVER My rhymes are so SPECIAL cos i give outt like THUNDER I will take you to the ALTER make you my honey BUTTER I love you just like WATER i will never flush you like GUTTER |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
switdik reply and ill make the final decision, then we go to the next round |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by switdick(m): 4:26pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Who r all these cumin2 me like release please ladies on your knees wit your bosoms seen nd work ma release :oh wat a feeling i've missd y'all miss's{mrs} light me on fire like misissipi BurninG! i can see ur hot(Hurt) and ma girl's sweating and callin okay enuff of the balls smooching horney am cuming(coming) |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 4:56pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
FINAL VERDDICT THERWAG style 6 lyrical awareness 5 content 4 humour 3 metaphor 5 total 23/50 SWITDIK style 4 lyrical awareness 4 content 5 humour 4 metaphor 3 TOTAL 20/50 BASED ON THE ABOVE, THERWAG MOVES TO THE NEXT ROUND. NICELY PLAYED SWITDICK, WE APPRECIATE YOUR ATTEMPT INTO THE COMPETITION. THERWAG AWAIT YOUR OPPONENT IN THE NEXT ROUND! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 5:01pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
NEXT TWO MCES MAY TAKE THE CENTRE STAGE. THERWAG AWAITS. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:02pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Mr J Unit Nice one |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 8:15pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Your name sounds FAKE , I dont know your NAME iF you think you got a GAME Let me show you the WAY you aint got no GAME All you do is FAKE If you see me on the street you got to POSTRATE cos im not your MATE and i will say it AGAIN if you see me on the street you gotta to POSTRATE This is my way lemme do it my WAY |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by huowns9ja: 6:54pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
INSPIRATION leads to INNOVATION and INNOVATION is the factor that without which there'll be CONDEMNATION and when there's CONDEMNATION then there will be CONSTERNATION and if we have CONSTERNATION tell me how we'll move our NATION they say that they're doing RIGHT giving water, giving LIGHT cant give up without a FIGHT without a FIGHT we'll lose our RIGHTS tell me if i'm wrong or RIGHT this can not be day, it's NIGHT but we have to keep walking and keep fighting like we're ISREALITES ethnic groups in RIVALRY south-south still in PENURY political overlords inflicting pain and INJURY but we are not grief-stricken we're still holding off the ENEMY so one day we will put an end to all this pointless ENMITY I think when NIGERIANS rap or write raps, they should try to be original. Dont talk about the hood or being a nig*a; those are american concepts and this is the negative effect american hip-hop is having on it's nigerian baby brother. We have to be proud of who we are and rep africa to the fullest. PLEASE DONT TRY AND DUB TUPAC OR B.I.G, those guys rapped from experience. Maybe you've lived life in a ghetto, but there is a way you'd rap about face-me-i-face-you that is different from rapping about harlem or brooklyn. Rap about the nigerian situation,like i have done here. And rap isn't all about rhyming, try and make small sense too. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 2:37am On Dec 23, 2010 |
hey just hitched thats an interestin rhyme non of it made sense dont waste your FuKiN time dont come onto this site if you aint got anythin to say otherwise american rapeers will make you pay like i`m doin now sayin, GOD DAMN YOUR SH1T your better off writin poems than havin pointles raps to spit what you sayin bout we better fight for our rights what for , in case you send another sh1t rap so seriously just go away your probly just sum 7 year old kid hu wants to play but us rappers r here to stay whilst your not, so go and make stars out of clay |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by babygat: 3:41am On Dec 23, 2010 |
i rap with relavence the dead remembrance police we respect the evidence people protest against what they witnessed the silly bitches forgot their nation they wanna inspect the genuine skeletons and question the deads evidence then the presidents intelligence people say fighting like we're Isrealites is eminent but the devils lyrical decendent mentions, im not spitting with a vengeance but these conspiricy theorys are silly-no questions but beleive im really in possession and weilding the most lethal weapon in this whole motherf*ucking dimension its not tucked in my wasteband but beleive it will waste man with venomous toxins spit straight from my snake thangs im not discriminating or hating races from different places who beleive that the goverment are a fake gang im just stating my case fam if the goverment want to inflict pain and injury then why the Bleep, do we remain a population of hypocritical yet paranoid patients obssesed with 3 masons the crafty bastards put money on their heart and force them to sell their soul-Not Charlie im spewing my carnage whilst tarnishing art that runs through my arteries and charges my heart ima soon to be star mastering and carving my game and name whilst self starving my brain from the same shit you hear nowdays im no longer bottling rage the cream of the crop never gonna stop full throttle im rocketing straight to the top of the stage fronting all pages waging ridiculas pay generations of ages witnessing reincarnation of the game never gonna be the same when i spray away all the decay thats taken its place im making more space spraying my mace fluid in the face of the fake emcees wasting the game away i portray a fresh breath of air surveying the way that the games displayed everywhere save the horrays just wait for the snare then your see bare careers laid on the pave and i wont waste a tear you cant erase what aint even there no mind games just please wait here theres a genre to save and not many faces care i do it alone if thats what it takes-yeah i am the prodigy lyrical oddysey so follow my prophecy and colony commonly known as the bodies of quality constantly following policy's that the rap game unfortunently is no comedy, so please have modesty and wipe of the novelty of chains and hoes wobbling their bootys probabably self conciously i solomely swear i am the real rap so dont be comparing me to to mainstream nominees like lil wayne and his possy of odditys so compliment me and keep watching me spit with honesty obviously im killing the positions of opposition musicians who cant represent their country properly call me a college teen wannabe copying other white emcees horribly well ill proceed with honour G. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 12:20pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
@huowouns 9ja I need you to give me another 6 bar, he previous one was more like a campaign speech, I cannot accurately judge you on that, If the bars are on point you might be battling therwag in the next round. the verdict babygat style 7lyrical awareness 5 content 7 humour 5 metaphor 5 TOTAL 29/0 BABYGAT IS THRU TO THE NEXT ROUND juicygal style 6 lyrical awareness 5 content 6 humour 6 metaphor 7 TOTAL 30/50 JUICYGAL ALSO THRU TO THE NEXT ROUND |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 12:24pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
upcoming battles JUICYGAL VS BABYGAT, please make sure its in a battle context directly attack your opponent make sure you add humour lyrical content, metaphors etc, punchlines, this is the semifinals guys no jokes THERWAG VS(AWAITING OPPONENT) THERWAGS OPPONENT WILL BE ADVISED SHORTLY. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by huowns9ja: 11:54pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
This girl is like the kernel that they put the dog Or like the door these other girls they continue to knock But shawty won't let them in no my girl is so protective These other girls attack but my girl play her game defensive And shawtys like a condom duh that girl is so preventive But me I'm lyk a house that she's never ever renting |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 1:34am On Dec 24, 2010 |
I spit a lot of truth, my image is hard to construe I’m doin’ a live report – this is the Ten O’Clock News And I’m the newscaster like BBC’s Moira Stewart I think the bullsh1t all around this sweet boy is stupid They’re all wishin’ I’d be destroyed and spit at I don’t fit into society – they just fill a void and tick that Mark my words – noughts, crosses or half-points This whole autism thing is comin’ to a mass point Where it cannot be tolerated any more than it needs to The jokes, the insults and the misconceptions are feeble My interceptions are merely meagre They’ve never seen a independent peer this eager To climb on top of the ladder They throw him under the bus halfway, hopin’ his whole world just shatters Like pieces of a garden vase when knocked off the shelf How much longer is he gonna cry with open arms for help? Maybe the day that he dies? Maybe the day that he lies and curls up into a ball With both hands coverin’ his eyes? Sendin’ a message by mobile proves helpless It’s hard just attemptin’ to garner attention – while movin’ steathless Who’s gonna help him? They all just use him and belt him with the hardest move they can muster Whether they boot him or welt him They’re all tryin’ to get together as a group just to melt him They all knew the boy was weird just as soon as they smelt him |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 11:39am On Dec 24, 2010 |
@huowons9ja, ok, battle thewarag in the next round BABYGAT juicy gal has thrown lines in, u are next. common peeps |
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