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Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 6:39pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
i'll smash you like king kong, leave you wit no bong have you beggin for your life in a song listen to the words that come from the soul my style is immortal, it never gets old you say your rhyme like a trailer, well i spit hail my rhymes are so cold, they tried to put me in jail wanna bus a rail, i'm hammered like a nail i'm funny like Monty Pythons holy grail i'm a burn your f*cking a*ss from the outside, you in? i'll leave you on the ground, burning in "AHH" with charred skin you're waiting to hear what i'm a say next hanging off my words like melted skin off your chest you know i'm tha best, moved from east to west spreading bush fires watch what i hit next step the f*ck back,eh yo this aint over i leave you dried up in a crop like a stover eh yo i'm juicy and i dont pack heat you better retreat, cause you're spittin off beat you're a novice and i'm an elite i throw you off the dock with you're concrete feet i'm sorry for this, for being so terrible its not my fault, your a*ss is so unbearable you're on this plain and i'm on a new plateau you gotta learn to flow, so you can have that glow i'm a musician of the old tradition rap about whatever in any condition this style has been around since the beginning of creation yo "HURWONS9JA" , my style and your style could be a verbal formation eh yo i'm in the zone, twistin like a cyclone you better not be alone when you face the unknown in the event of an extended descent you better pack a tent and be ready to represent yo skillz you better stop biting sh!it man! Juicy on da Mic Peace! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 7:46pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
pls dont be a first class bitch cos you are a girl of sixteen your moral is getting down day by day is your IQ really functioning i cannot say if you think you are improving come and explain With a lot of commotion you cant survive i got the licence to live as i please Juicy girl take it easy dont arrass me pls You'll have to take your life if you wanna be more than me cos my name is thweraja or cant you see im a naija hip hop star why are you doing like this cos i was grounded iniated to be a man alone i was framed i was trained to live a life of hope Juicy girl is an after one but she doesnt care Everyone keeps advicing she never cares She wanna flex now she is a pregnant girl She is the reason for her malady the cause of all this tragedy the reason why she always weeps She is never really right for me so i bouce her off like Indomie She was a girl so easy like the A B C She will be the last girl for me like the X Y Zeee All the guys can count her style like the 1 2 3 She was an old little girl claiming sweet sixteen 5 |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
eh you lets flow, why bother even battle what chu holdin a mic for baby, here a rattle i heard that your liar, don't even tattle this is a slaughter house and i'll kill you like cattle listen to my sound that surrounds your whole mound be careful not to drowned in my words on the ground who wants to battle, you can pick any topic here's a little time, i'm going off to the tropics whenever you ready, come and find me mine where you step, look out for the debris i'm stuck on people like a tick that wont go away i'll cut you into pieces, and sitck you in the bay to decay don't delay, what you'll say today i'd rather you obey than run a stray today is the day, i survey the land i eat and absorb you with my digestive gland do you understand, what you have to do? or are you going to sit there, not having a clue i'll pursue, you through the greatest depths of hell burning flesh, hair and bones and you handle the smell i can't even tell, and i can't even see my eyes are burnt to the third degree but, i can still sense you weak a*ss power i don't need sight to be able to devour how did i get to the top of this tower my skin is getting burnt by this firey shower if my body gets burnt and melts right down i'll still have my spirit and soul is world renown |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 6:35pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Dont think you can beef me cos you too quack to contest me Nobody can try me i remain the number one nobody can test me Juicy girl wanna be my wify i would have love her if only she got spicy Im the number one contender, bartender i still remain your commander Im the future of hiphop but you are a past tense the loser I left you in a coma I know you really want me cos you place no one above me you try to rhyme me cso i got the best beat No one can test me even if you you read medicine I got a nice skills sure your boyfriend wanna be like me Juicy girl wanna spice me with her stinky pinky panties My lyrics is just like punches like a boxer i will blow you out of this ring Im the champion the lyrical heavy weight Champion I just keep posting but you can never be like me Im the greatest no need to contest if im through with you are gonna protest |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 4:34am On Jan 07, 2011 |
i'm the penetratin force herdin you like obstacles better cease to flow i'm gonna proceed unstoppable i'm the cancer in ya body never cease to grow feel the acidity of my flow burnin straight into ya soul you got boils on ya skin, i spit fire like acid rain ya bad luck must suck like gettin cut up to co-caine juicy girl at the pinnacle of this rap game insane like burnin cynical using crack lights with big flames give a damn if i'm mean i'm a super natural bein comes with the territory slaughterin cynical a*ss feens you f*uck b!itches till ya d*ick turns green still sobbin the cradle f"uckin around with pre adolecent teens i'm steady ready like machines prepared like fine cuizine verbally kill to lay you out in a hurst style limousine check ya jeans no change just a rock thats the topic and theres a rocket in my pants while theres nothin in ya pocket let me give you a lyrical picture like locket head smashed like cigarette buds ashed into eye sockets never the less i'm blessed like space ships i rock it (choof!) |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 9:07am On Jan 07, 2011 |
Just like the smoke im going to choke you Even like facebook im going to poke you Im the first thing you'll forever remain the last thing You call yourself juicy but you are just to fake to spice me You are on a long thing cos i swear nobody can beat me I will give you silence cos thats the best answer not violence You wanna contest me even your role model cannot dare me Im sure you love me cos i see you tripping Im the kind of guy your boyfriend wish to be I got my swag on so i kiss your ass off Im so real indeed nobody can fake me Your rhymes never sound better than the nursery rhymes LIke the moderators i will ban you for life for confrontation Im not your mate its high time you try to check the grave Im the special one the whole world knows there is no other one For now im stepping out i give you a word for you to understand |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 5:43pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
I'm not you're average everyday type of gangster, My lines so mad they make you look like a wanksta, kick you in the right spot, pop you with my best shot, six o'clock meet me by the dock at the crack spot, ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies, coz my gat is so big it pops hoes twice you size, I rise to the occasion, my grace is amazin, i'll Bleep with your mind just like an algebra equation, I'm juicy so don't go nowhere, coz I'm known to go loco, so coco beware, no pain relief when I'm having beef without the jerky, its tough like tits, but I got more stuff that turkey, hurt me, hurt me, then leave me alone, when I'm upset, I'm breaking shit like turbo in ozone, I'm prone to snap, and pop a gangster in a hurry, So don't try to pop me, coz you'll just unleash my fury. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 6:57pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
I need no introduction i take responsibility for my actions Im the best you dont wanna dare me you are the next You dont even hae to dare it Niggas call you asshole you can see my name shinning glass glow You see me threading like the twitter cos i ma poke you like the facebook I will confess you with my rhymes dress you like a modshit Cos the mic gives me rhyme and my rhymes describ my life My life is worth the time i think its time i make you understand I will kidnap you in the Delta take you donw my river niger You said you were juicy i wish you got the sweet things Im your master your chairman your lyrical area father You can never be my princess like 911 you close to distress Im forever young in my lifetime you cant stay 1 year cos you got a lifespan My lyrics blazzing hot you wish i should have stop Cos im invicible you look through me its visible I break you down and make the demon in you say goo bye This is just the start you wanna pack your bag I cant take you dont the aisle cos you are just too cheap to be my type |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 11:37pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
You know we both know your easy to erase i'm keep you around so i can still talk shi!t directly to your face this battle was won along time ago, ask anyone here everyones asking "why you battling this queer" I say because he's a b!itch still frontin I could love-vendor you off, but b!itch your worth nothin b!itch you aint iced out, your played out this is the high point in your life, then you'll fade out I know your gay, i wasn't asking it was a statment your a little bi!tch, still living in river niger basement/ in this battle you play the gay guy if you kidnap me, then the rap game well die lmao, your aint the best, ur b!itch a*ss never was the sh!it i spits so good, its literally givin you a buzz dont' battle back, well all understand, i'll give you a chance to hid with rymes like that, heres a good excuse for you " i wasn't in the right state of mind" I know you'll try to flip my bars like most guys if you didn't catch it, then they key word in that sentence was "try" yo kid, your not my master, so who verified that sh!it i'm giving you another chance to leave the game take you and your delta crew, and don't forget that wack name sh!it right from the start, i knew i'd take you get out of the game, i said, or imma f*ucking make you took you along time to post with a rap not even a desent one,because of that rap, your took yourself off the map |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:42pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
This is my business i got no time for all this rap sickness I will hit you so hard with a bit of kindness Cos in tired of your madness Im the greatest cos i come first you will forever come next In this contest I will come out the winner like Star quest You know im a pop star i will intoxicate you like a can star Check out my swagga 10 years come you can never get up to my shoulder You think you can rap i guess you know this is not wrapper Cos im a rapper i drop my punchlines better than fake rappers Im the lyrical maradona punch rhymes David Beckham Im the world lyrical champion like Tyson i will blow you off with tension Your beats are offline your lyrics is downtime do you like my Mini Mini Mani moo your rhymes are off the flow My rhymes are sharp more than sword They kill faster more than guns My rhymes lives forever even when im gone The life im living is frenzy but your life got me crazy You said you are out of juice cos your juice is sour juicy Juicy girl come and see my girl is the queen of effizy Im the king still the king cos i rule every city Im a guru, the rap king supernatural human But you the mumu the mugu that makes me go voodoo cos your name sounds fake i dont care to know your face If you think you got a game lemme show you the way You aint got no game cos all you do is fake If you see me on the street you got to postrate cos im not your mate |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 7:20pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
Yo thweraja10 I'll be using Voodoo against you, because no 1 smells as much as you do. f*ckin gay aint u glad i treat you like my fu*kin punch bag I got talent you can't have! Your my feast i eat u for supper I'm not all there in the head i'm a nutta! i'm from the north east I'm a shithot rapper like Twisted beast! Your raps don't even know how to increase! Because everyword you say begin to Seace! I aint earnin your respect Because i got betta shit to deflect like me i might be a reject I'ma comm at you like a rocket I'll smack you in the face before you reach for yo pocket! your aint a fu*kin maradona u aint like Tyson a juicy is the nearest thing you could get to a p*ussy! f*ckin Jock strap you can't rap U can't kiddie fiddle nothin but yo pap! Your like Michael Jackson playin with da kids! You'd bet a italian orphan with a ten dolla bid! f*ck it i only came back to show you who's the best! I'm your rescue try n shoot me down with a bullet proof vest! Try me! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
My flows comes natural i wanna battle you physical cos im so spcial You need a teacher to teach you ABC I will lay you down like 123 delete you like my SPAM box Give you my lyrical nice punch im sure you've seem me in the newspaper like Sun And Punch You think you can battle me i'll make you go through hell you can never baffle me Like a b*itch dog i will ask you hust to kiss my ass You are no big deal cos when im through with you it will seem to you like film trick Im move on fast lane like the BRT so clear like the BBC You make decision like the NFA so dumb like the NTA My name is hip hop i will attack like a gun shot Strip you like a house boy may you suffer like the Tom boy You are tall like the Hennessy outdated last the first century I'll sting you with my lyrics choke you with my music You are the animal that makes me set my trap COs i hate to hear all your trash i will lay you on the mat trash you down your yanch i will give you a dirty slap I hate to rap with b*i*t*c*h*e*s cos they cant take care of my dishes Not to talk of doing their duties Now u can see that im the real thing and you are the long thing I will make you mad no need to flaunt it cos u are no big deal You told me to try you but i cant even see you Im your worst nightmare you pray never to see me You can never make me tire cos i enjoy rolling you around like a tyre |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 11:09pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
thweraja10 is shit scared and white as a ghost You already lost when u deleted my SPAM box Only art-official-intelligence is your rhymes Irrelevance You talk about ABC and 123 you little kid But your the whack f*ck that has to cheat to win I seen the way you flow and grapple And what i seen is you only post your side of the battle Took your fagget a*ss 2 days to reply where as mine are freestyles Meanwhile your drinking piss out my penile senile mother f*ucker Stick to what your good at, Suckin c*ock for rock d*ick sucker I Damage you and your pivots breaking the law's of physics You cause disasters because the NL would rather die then listen to your whack lyrics You talked about using guns You nervous wreck Your a broken man i'll twist your spinal cord n break ur neck Lyrically you couldn't 'bag' on a dead b*itch I stepped and pissed on your virtues and hurt you more then your busted anus do You said, you will sting me but your rhymes are incorrect If you were half as tight as your girls p*ussy, id show u some respect But your rhymes are no affect. just swings and misses No decent disses you should be rhyming about hugs n kisses Yeah i said you should try me emcee's out the water Everyone knows your a gay porn exporter And a drug snorter molesting your own daughter 10 raps on here because hes got stage fright They see his face and immediatley close there eye site You incited the fight against me you whack mc your Makin lyrics while Soothing a crack buzz Yeah your spittin ill shit, but sorta the shit a camel-does You repeat used verbs like a budgie does Im piercing through your shit you filthy amateur Your delta huh, your whackness is evident You gays talk like retarded americans Hitting you with a harmonious flow that ain't harmless N serves you like a pharmacist Your dizzy and dazed like a snapped antenna Leave all your clique and family 'Swollen Members' You couldn't light up the screen if you had a torch You're just another nerdy fake rapper like scott storch |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
You are blabbing like a baby I know you are no saint like Sister Mary I know you act crazy You are the best wack rapper I will hit you like a dump monster Like a player i will dribble you off the coast like dullard You hink you got some naira i will make you work hard just for you to smell a copy of my dollar I will delete you to the trash bin your IQ is so low like an upgraded computer You are running out of time cos you are running down like the tide I'll sweep you off like tsunami i will make you old as your granny I got attitude i will freez you with my lyrical magnitude I will make you go solitude cos im celebrating my greatest yeletude Im a home boy you are my house gurl Im hip hop you are ripped off I will tie you with a rope like a bull dog You are quackiest the best quack giant Check out my profile im the incredible bull dozer You said you are juicy a money making b*itches You suck like a sour beans you are stocked like the mortuary Juicy i wish you smell like vanilla but you are tasteless like water I will crash you like the thunder control you with my server |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 9:48pm On Jan 11, 2011 |
u said im blabbing like a baby , ,. okay then work this out why the f*uck cant YOU spell think u spelt hink man thats a school boy error, u f*ucked up worse then a torn umbrella in storm full of rain, explain Bitc*h you werent in this, you can get it too Just because your rhymes are miserable My shi*t blows off like a f*uckin missle Before you read all of this get a tissue Because you'll cry when its over like your career actually it never started cause no one like you here It's suicide, You dare step to this? You'd have better luck just slittin your wrist Whats sad is you werent even on my list It's sad how you bi*tches just wanna get dissed Tryin to give niggaz fear? Your lyrics are the only thing that is wack and needs intensive care Still tryin to figure out why your here Cause I heard this shi*t was for the skilled Not young teenagers with lyrics that are bullsh*it filled I dont know y im freestylin for you with this talent you should be billed Don't worry lil f*aggot, doesnt matter u just got killed Maybe Spittin tha lick always gets dissed for suckin the di*ck Its probably because he does and thats why he made no fuss When I dissed him he didnt even bust back Its a fact of life, he'll grow up with a "life partner" no wife But I guess he must give good dome Because you here spittin for him on the microphone |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 4:35pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
I seems to hard for you like a puzzle You feel to proud you think you can fumble I will diss you to make you calm and humble I will beat your with my rhymes to make you rough and rumble I dont need to struggle cos everything i need comes in double Pls no need to ask me if you got any question ask google Im a street boy i make money , flex and bubble Im a star in the sky i give you light like the candle You dont wanna rough handle cos im the best in your hood too hot to handle I shine and glow i represent naija like GLO Its high time you know that you are quack and slow Just like open and close i will u worst than a ghost I will try to battle me i will make you sweat through the go slow Im your master i give you order that makes you always wonder Im the master card, Im the master key i got the code to the keys Check out my swaaga there no another Im the best you can think i will leave you to ponder Im your hero better than Okiro I look too dull i drunk you with Vino Tinto I got the right magnitude i hate your attitude I will make you lost forever in the Universe Altitude You wanna try me ok battle me come and rhyme me Im the greatest you are so fool of yourself like the basket Rest in peace im giving you the hip hop casket To bury your madness cos you are not my type girl! You need to get some sence cos i tired of trying to give you more sence |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 7:57pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
im right above it flying in the night so high i can can practically touch the sky im the gal who can rhyme and spit lines till my eyes shine up and glo i can see my friend your new to this so ima spew some silly sh!it ill turn you blue and move you quick till your eyes are red like a rubix-prick oh, so you want me to start dissing? i’ll be so harsh i’ll send you to perdition. when I’m done with you, you’ll need a walking stick, i’ll be so cold, that you’ll think you’re in the arctic, before now, I never knew you didn’t have a di!ck, but luckily for your mum, I still got one for her to lick. ok kid, don't make no mistake, you obviously fake why else wud you try to partake in this fight when my lyrics are so tight you better learn to be polite or else you'll wind up dead yeah damn right, i'm not your type your f*ucked in the head got a di!ck through the brain you ain't got nothing to gain when you spitting people like "what is this shi!t" sound less like you rappin and more like a bad acid trip in a race like this there's no question, you gonna come last if i have to i will walk all up and down your a*ss i think u need a filter installed between your brain and your mouth so u don't keep chattin' 'bout something that u know nuthin' about you keep ranting and raving thinking you misbehaving thinking u can give me a smack f*uck u, i'll sock u back hey is this g on crack he tries to speak but all i'm hearing is "quack quack" so now i've finished your chance of winning has been greatly diminished i end my spit with my rhyme and wit an instant hit so that’s it what the bleep is the matter with you? You sad dude! all i gotta do to destroy you is to click submit. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 9:05pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Like a bad habit you are dead and gone I killed you off like a gun I will be a role model when im gone Im the best among the rest You give a standing ovation stand erect I hate fakers claiming to be rappers Cos i aint a ganstar juicy gurl is a f*ucking n*igga Im breaking you like a like a bridge seeking a divorse I will flog you like a kid that act stubborn I love eating crackers that why i call you dumb a*ss let me upgrade you with hip hop i can elevate you You sound stupid you said i never meant to be foolish I got no time for the damn post from your heart The call me kindness cos i refuse to be heartless You wanna rap me sometimes you make me ask why me cos you are dumbest all you need is silence cos you are toolow to my type girl Let me blend you elevate you cos im going to downgrade you I will wipe your a/ss off like a monkey I got more money i willmake you beg for it like dunkey Im your teacher just get it cos the truth could be bitter You are lost at last i found you like the prodigal You wanna try me i bet you never try me Im here for you cos im here for real Im the best thing that can ever happen to you Cos i improve your soundness i make you stop madness Concentrate on your weakness cos that can not make you get there This is my last test i will put you through the lab test |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 11:52pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
I’m a vigilante, an undercover soldier on a mission Walkin’ through the concrete jungle, holdin’ on my pistol Don’t mess with this soldier ‘cause this soldier’s got some issues You don’t wanna end up sobbin’ or blowin’ on some tissues This is the sort of sh!it your grown folks should get into Let me tell you about the obstacles I’ve been through I’ve jumped over hurdles, I’ve swam underwater I’ve fallen off cliffs and I’ve ran with the horses I’ve crawled through tunnels, I’ve passed assault courses Fought like a tiger and kicked a*ss like a taurus But this ain’t some bull in a china shop sh!it I control the whole NL just like a Microsoft chip I fire shots quick like a violent arsonist I’ve climbed these hard steps just to meet my highest target My entire arts list of tracks is just a flyin’ start Of a lifespan of writin’ songs and I enjoy it Clarifyin everythin they know imma G So you battle me and nigger you'll be deceased I take your brain out and eat It like pizza I scrap your skin out and eat you alive like im a human eater Im westernizin my flow and to activate the shot That will bust ya head open when i unload the glock I show no mercy to you rappin crap Cause in 5mins you'll be history and that be that Jus immatuer kid tryina get himself killed I squeeze your eyes out swallow it like a pill I throw you in the dcause you got no skill Your flow so fake cause none of it is real Take your best shot while my eyes is closed Im gettin you shut down citag i act like im overdosed You so aged but a sick head nager Next time i see you, you will be a dead player So recognize me im comin with the heat To burn you up and take your ashes and throw it in the wackers street Cause this so called thweraja10 call himself the best rapper Don't let me hear you say that again, or you end up in a pit of 6 feet |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
You talk shit crap you claim it to be rap I cant buy you as a scrap cos my level seems too high Im the best i go high but you are cold so you cant fly Im tired of your childs game i got money i got fame I let you go with your ugly face You are too quack for my like sake You wish your boy friend was my name sake I will make you lie like a dead corpse You are so crazy like the dread lock Im more than a wiz kid i will ping you with my BB Check out my CC i got copyright you can never steal me Im boxed up this is your last bus stop Im not retiring cos i will keep on firing You lack attitude you got no gratitude I will put you on promo cos you lost your solo Like a shit i will flush you in the closet This is your last chance You better make your last wish Like a dieing man i will let you write your whole will you are a kid im just going to scold you I cannot wife you cos you are too old for my like Its high time i cut you like a bread with a knife No retreat no surrender i will resist you like a bartender I will wipe you ass like flood you will see me like a little god This is just a warning and i can see you yawning Rap is a real business that not meant for kids like you |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 4:42am On Jan 14, 2011 |
You have no life and you a disgrace Don't even look at yo self in the mirror or ya see yo ugly a*ss face My verses will expose b!itches like you tryin to diss Keep talking sh!it and ill leave you in the uunknowning abyss God made me to be the creator My rhymes are greater, the best you'll amount to in your life is a waitor I dont think you will understand the next verses because of the vocabulary i use, so go get a translator My rhymes will elevate me so high it will be like a reversed gravity leave you full of so many w*holes, it'll look like you have infite chest cavities You wish you had my abilities, my vesatillity and flexability I wont ley you vanish because ill enialate you, ill make you wish you knew invisibility Destroy fake bitches like you isnt a choice its a responablitity My bombs bring more chaos than a terrorist attack operation Leaving you foaming at the mouth because of ur frustration My rhymes are more famous than the decloration Make you commit your own suicide wothout any explanation Bringing the verbal apocaplyse like the book of revelation If you think i wish my boy friend was your name sake thats a misinterptation ll give your girl a permanant sensation, so she wil have to use masterbation for all eternity¸ You cannot win, go join a ferternity Trust me im not afraid to kick your di*ck, fake a*ss trick I would continue with this diss but i find it pointless If i continue to school you i might leave you jointless Crossing you over like jordan when i step to the right You went to the left, now you want to try and fight Kid dont mess with the best, i might leave you on the floor like a mite |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:24pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
You are so ignorant like a monkey No wonder i keep riding you like a donkey I remain the best you wanna make me your hommie You are just too old i can never make you my sugar mummy I know your ways are cunny Im so hot like goldie Indispensable like money I know you got a brown teeth thats why its hard for you to show it Your lyrics lack originality thats why you are wordt in this society You are so fake like the China phones I wanna upgrade you like the vista I will take you through a distance to make you are my junior You smell bad like a she goat cos your boyfriend is a he goat I speak through out my life time I let you have the lime light you are so beautiful you contess for the Miss Dog No wonder every one call you juicy dog Im not your mate girl im hot like fire girl Im so addicted to the mic While you are addicted to my rhyme Im so sweet like an hot cake I make you go offline like NEPA You are lazy your arms to lame like a lepper I might blend you with a blender if you are hard i will grind you with a grinder You look like a moster that why you can hardly hit me harder Check out your stigma I cant stand it even in winter You are a bloody dilema i will flush you out like a bad habit |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
Man thats was pretty mothafuckin good But i still dont think yo lines could survive in my hood. Ill eat u like a mc Donald dolla wrap My rhymes hit u hard den exploited like da atomic bomb ill have ya like a little boy cry from ya mom Man ill have u wrapped up in plastic in ya casket Wit cracks so u can sink in da botton of da ocean f*aggot Im like an infection I start from ya cell den ya blood stream Wen I take over your body u gonna wish u was in hell doin a gay scream Man I am gangsta dats wat I do I step out of bounds Ill have u runnin like a f*uckin a*ss w*ank getting chase by my pits and hounds U can’t get sicker than me even if u had da swine flu And u cant even catch me even when im sleepin on u You're a punk b!itch rapper on NL battle In dis sh!it right here i'm da wolf and your da little cattle Did you have to get my boyfriend involved Now its time for me to get this problem resolved Ill take your girl to the garden centre Shuv a plant up her a*ss till it kills her placenta And y the f*uck would i wonna be ya mate Watch out ima bout to make ya see da light You said you remain the best rapper But for me you remain the saddest rapper I blow your brain out of this game Then you will realize you a lame I'll f*uckin sufficate ya a*ss with my f*uckin plastic Wrap Homie im the fastest juicygirl, on the mic im the baddest clap Ya a*ss betta get back before this ground start crackin fast I'll gash out ya eyes so you'll have a dim sight Nigga im a killa dont make me spill ya blood and take ya slim right Homie im done wit this b!itch cuz he aint sh!it to a blood, My mut will sick his a*ss, chomped him up an scuff him good! Get a mic and show me what ya really spit! Nigga i kill MC's on the set if they think they the REAL sh!it! Take the wooden spoon and f*ucking mix up some new years juice |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
Who is this juicy girl I will ring you high like a jingle bell You are a street girl selling drugs in a kilogram I aint no fake you can check out my hologram Im a big boy i make money with money gram You got a low IQ you can charge it with a kilowatt Im a fine boy you can tag me the millionaire You are downgraded in the coffin I wanna upgrade you like the vista You really make me laugh sometimes Im hot cool and im one of a kind You are an a*ss hole nigga trying to make money faster Such a f*ucking ganster I will leave you with yo mama Im the best in this game You are the worst insane Because of all you do is fake so it doesnt pay No work no gain thats the result and your shame I would have smack you but you are to thin no where to handle Im the heavy weight champion you dont need to argue Im your father in this rap business im your master Just like the time bomb you wont last for an hour Im the future of Hip hop any where i go i do the street stuff Im the real don you are useless like a packet of condom You are corrupted program you got virus in your system You are too local i bet this is not your business I have a dream some day you will rap my style You can not dey im better than you no need to waste your time Im not your locals may be you check my profile You can never test me cos im too hot more than a candy Im sure you dont like it thats why im giving it hard like Goldie You dont f*uck with me I will write you off like my shit You dont mess with me cos i will give you R I P |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by juicygirl: 12:27am On Jan 18, 2011 |
I look at you fool an Say '' Ima Blind These'' Your words dont make ssense like that Fu@ckin chinese! Ima assasinate you, make you feel tha pain! When i make the acid drop like its Drainin rain! Ima bust out your dome. rip out your spine! I bring more fire then an acctual flame.! My ryhmes you will desire while im spittin out rain! I come prepared. i'll leave ya a@ss taimed! I'll pull the heat out an wont even aim! An its goin straight for your brains This rap game aint yours nigga. this game is mine! Im hot like the sun but my lines DO shine! Your raps are sour like a lemon lime! You fuckin fa@ggot, get yo words staright.! Or you'll be on the end of my hook, Make your a@ss fish bait! You aint know nothin about Who Juicygirl Can BE! That Gorgeous lady will leave you at the bottom of seas! You wont be floatin, Nigga im hard like rock i'll shatter you like glass! I'll get Yo mama as a slave to mop it up! Blood every where cuz yo body chopped up! I'll cut you in pieces An put them on yo mama door step, Covered in leaches! Leave ya hangin head down in my closet! This is just my lifes mission! But i'll make you disapear an be someone NOONES missin! You can s@uck ma p@ussy, an it will be MY a@ss your kissin!!! Bleep wit me nigga, I'll slit your throat in 10 different ways, an watch that blood spray! I'll rip ya heart out and wipe my fuckin a@ss, I'm the hardest mutha fu@ckin bi@tch you'll ever fu@ckin cross I'm the Queen of this NL, I'm the mutha fu@ckin boss!!!! Im undefeatable, You cant get me with those lies! But im out, i got anotha caller! Im gunna sell some drugs, , EH YO, CALL ME BALLER!!! |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by JUNIT1(m): 11:59am On Jan 18, 2011 |
OK OK, ive being reading all the battles and ive come to my CONCLUSION THERWAG metaphor 7 humor 6 lyrical awarenss 6 content 8 attack on opponent 10 timing 6 rhyme 7 TOTAL 50/70 JUICY GIRL metaphor 8 humor 6 lyrical awarenss 7 content 8 attack on opponent 10 timing 6 rhyme 8 TOTAL 54/70 THE WINNER IS JUICY GIRL, WELL DONE GIRL. THERWAG YOU DID WELL MAN, LOADZ RESPECT TO YOU. |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by thweraja10: 3:55pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
Well well well!!! Good, Juicy gurl game over right, you are wonderful, you are good nice job there. I respect yah, sorry for those puchlines and attacks, They are not meant for you but we just did this for Nairaland. So Juicy girl can i get to know you more. And J-Unit you are wonderful too. I will like to know you guys . |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by rapadelic: 9:34pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
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Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by darkspade(m): 1:51pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
i got this lies in my head that the skies will be red take a journey to the dead i swear it's funny in my head got warning from the vipers to the churches and churches coming after |
Re: So You Think Yo Can Rap? by rapadelic: 4:23pm On Mar 27, 2011 |
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