Patriarchal princesses

The Knife (stabbers/slashers and murderers)

Feminists

Slay-queens/side-chics

1. Patriarchal princesses: (pick-me-ist/miss availables)

The pick-me-ist/miss available, the miss goody-two shoes, are those who morphed from shopping for a husband to becoming a wife. The ones sold the cheap lie that humility, submission, compromise, good character and peace giving are the starter pack that qualify a woman for marriage.

Their happiness, joy, self esteem, worth, dignity is hanging on the shoulder of one man, if he changes his mind pere, everything will crash.

They appear to be very good girls by not asking the man for money, churchy and can cook a pot of soup with N500.

Awon wife materials with submissive skills, wrapped in a virtue of longsuffering, helping patriarchy to thrive. The ones brainwashed into believing that marriage is what makes a woman complete on earth so they do everything within their power to secure the ring.

Regardless of the filth thrown at them, they are determined to tolerate, endure the man’s BS to keep their marriage/relationship going because according to the counselling they received, a woman is supposed to be tolerant, subservient and understanding of her man.

They are also the peace givers in the home. They were born with peace and good character manual so they don’t question any decision or action of their man so that the man will have peace of mind.

They are also the deaconesses in the church encouraging girls to be of very good behaviour so that man will marry them.

These category of women dislike feminists a lot. They think a feminist is ugly for being one and joyless. Nature usually bless this kind of women with serial philanderer/community preeq as horsebands.

2. The knife…. (Cantankerous, belligerent, stabbers/slashers/murderers)

She is known for her caustic tongue with words that are like bullets/arrows/missiles shot at the man with the intention to pierce his heart and make him bleed.

Brass. Unappreciative. Ingrate. Quarrelsome. Tacky. Cantankerous. Disrespectful. Lacks understanding. Bereft of comeliness. Always harsh and attacking. Condescending in manners. She cannot manage a dime or build anything.

They make their own money but rarely spend a dime from it. To them, it is always the responsibility of the man to take care of his family/home financially.

If money finish or no dey, kasala go burst. They are the iyawo bournvita… No bournvita na fight everyday. These ones will buy something N1500 and claim they bought it N5k.

She is the type of woman Solomon spoke about in proverbs 21 verse 9: ”better to dwell in a corner of a rooftop, than in a house shared with a contentious woman”, and

21 verse 19: ” better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and angry woman”

They never pick up bills as their own responsibility is to cook food and born shedren for their husband.. They depend on their husband for everything.

When a man don Bleep up many ladies, devil dey team up with his village people arrange this kind girl give them as karma.

3. The Feminists.

They are of two kinds: feminist-lite and the real feminists…

Pseudo-lite feminists are situationship kind of feminists that is feminist on sosha media. They become feminists just to identify with the label without a modicum of understanding of what the movement is all about. Awon convenient feminists when it only favours them but when financial responsibility comes, they remember men are supposed to take care of their women, yadayada.

They are full of double standards frothing in the mouth for a mantra they cannot fully live up to its name. They assume the role thinking it makes them fearless, courageous, bold and that men will automatically respect them. Shioor

While the real feminists are the ones who stand and promote the movement not just by regular noise on Facebook but also by their actions.

These category of women are usually the unfortunate ones in life as they’ve been often misconstrued by what they stand for.

Sometimes society misconceptions is that they are broken and damaged women who cannot keep a home, relationship, loveless, joyless and are sluts.. The society feels they are incapable of loving a man and or being loved. The society feels they are sad, sorrowful and a misandrist/hater of men.. But a lot of real feminists are the ones enjoying love and being loved.

They encourage women to date anyhow, capable of loving a guy 20 years their junior and not feel ashamed about it.

Feminists are hated by all.

4. Slay-Queens

Some women are slay queens by default… And they are of different categories..

The rich slay queens and the wanna-be/broke slay queens.

The real slay-queens just want to live the baby-girl life without any sweats or rigour… They want to shop, travel, vacay and dine at exquisite 5ive star hotels..

They are all about the bougie lifestyle and chutzpah. Rich, independent that can afford life luxuries. Their kind of men knows and respect them. They come with a certain level of intelligence that can sway men away.

They are leading in business, innovations, creativity, the vanguard of women in fashion, taste, class and finesse.. If anything is a stress trigger in their cute life, they abort mission.
Unlike the broke/wanna-be slay queens who depend on men for their existence and their money fund the air they breathe.
Na them oga wife dey embarrass anyhow for public. Na them dey use charm and menstrual blood trap the straying penis men.

Side-chics: awon unfortunate girls with stomach infrastructure as their primary problem. They live to satisfy the needs and many sexual fantasies of potbellied zaddies.. They have no plan or dreams or directions… Whatever money they have is to spend on making themselves feel good.

They downplay intelligence but enhance their looks. Girls that carry expensive hair on an empty brain… Materialism is their validation. Their fashion stock-in-trade is their looks: bags, shoes, clothes, and other accessories.

Na dem dey keep 5ive boyfrens at the same time. Any man wey no get money make e no near them. These ones no dey suffer anything to grow with any man. They are just here for today and securing it.

Their starter pack is: bleached skin; expensive hair; eyelashes that can sweep Lagos streets; tattooed skin; pierced nose; incorrigible; empty brain; faux nails scary enough to scare principalities & powers; horseband snatchers; envious spirits; they always gossip their good friend to her boyfriend..

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