PrinzCarter:
lag 47

I dey Lag too... 40k make i pay immediately

Nice read . All the 30 pages hilarious lol Things de happen sha

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Hahahaha
You would have been fun

Futurejoy:

I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

Snooze fest... Boring �

KenBen217:

this shit sounds like a scene from sex education...the Netflix series...bros talk true na

exactly my thoughts

davida222:
Snooze fest... Boring �

It doesn’t look like a comedy thread, bounce off!

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

Was she a military officer.

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

where she see gun, and why you no report her to police.

I pray this is the end of the thread coz I have been following since day one.

emusmithyy:



Not your speck.
He's uncool.
Hygiene issues.

Wow, just for one person?

I hope you're sooooo beautiful and hygienic because I see pride all over your writeup. Lots of low-budget girls forming posh in our streets.

Aswear I already knw her type from the many lies frm the write up. And she most likely be very ugly.

I had a very funny experience, i met a girl through my friend. She schools in another city but same state with me. We became Close cos I'd call her for at least 25mins (bonus) each day. Fast forward to the day i invited her to my place. I sent her TF for to and fro, promised to stay for 3days. When she came eventually, i had already prepared better stew and soup wey mad. Na so first night reach o, as i wan touch naso she dey hit my hand, i sha did all i could, finally we just kissed, small Romance she don tell me make i stop. As in, who goes to a guy's place to spend d weekend without shagging? After then, i just dey pray make sunday nack make i discharge am... The worst day was d second night, while i was romancing and it was getting intense, she was moaning a particular guy's name... I had to stop cos i was irritated. As she go like this, i just delete her number... The only enjoyment b say she sabi do 'wife material'.... That experience still dey hunt me till today�

davida222:
Aswear I already knw her type from the many lies frm the write up. And she most likely be very ugly.

I thought I was the only one.

well let me just share this here,there is this girl that whenever am using microphone (dick)to preach into her ministry,she will just sleep like a log of wood laughing, so when I told my friend about this,how can a girl be laughing while am panting, doing press up on top of her...all they say is maybe my dick is a comedian and it telling her jokes

another one is the day am doing this girl doggy style,after I go for like 7minutes,the next thing I hear is,please remove your finger and insert your dick,I was like,na dick I dey use since na no be finger

ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.

Deadddd

olurili:
another one is the day am doing this girl doggy style,after I go for like 7minutes,the next thing I hear is,please remove your finger and insert your dick,I was like,na dick I dey use since na no be finger

ummm, well done sah

olurili:
well let me just share this here,there is this girl that whenever am using microphone (dick)to preach into her ministry,she will just sleep like a log of wood laughing, so when I told my friend about this,how can a girl be laughing while am panting, doing press up on top of her...all they say is maybe my dick is a comedian and it telling her jokes

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Amarisco:

Fall down for where? japa! WE DE SHINE EYE NOW ;

As far as Nigerian ladies wait for guys to proof themselves and show their worth ... You will always get played by falling for Lamba ..

Which eye you dey shine ... You never meet boys ... Dem go run mouth for you , you go sleep scatter legs everywhere

Jossyroyal1:
Marry her because we are both AS genotype

deep shii, if you later married her did you give birth to any SS?

Provoker:
deep shii, if you later married her did you give birth to any SS?

Bros it's well.

Wow
So I read from Page 1 To 30....
Following this thread mehn

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

And how does the "h" in hotel sound like a vowel? It is "A hotel" please.

You don’t pronounce it with the “H” in the hotel, you pronounce it an “Otel”. Hope you get it?

I have this girl that told me she was born with convulsion, that thing that will make you fall down and hold your teeth together for like 20minutes,Yoruba call it giri(shock),on that particular Day we are together and the next thing I hear is,rili let me blow you,let me give you Mouth Gig,i am over happy,I open my zip already, as she was about to put my thing in her mouth,then I remember the ijebu man that I offend two years ago,though I beg him but he tell me that he forgive me, the look on his face that day means I will catch you soon...another one is babalawo daughter I break up with few days ago,that one two no forgive me,what of the old woman that I abuse like two month ago,that one say she will have my time soon.....even if all of them forgive,that old woman don't look like someone that can forgive me..........what if all of them remember me at the same time,or they are waiting all this days for the right time to strike,......the girl go just put my thing for mouth and convulsion will start,she will hold teeth together with my thing in her mouth, and and and newspaper headline the following day will be like,a guy lost manhood while receiving Mouth Gig... nairaland frontpage will be like,a nairalander lost joystick to girl with convulsion....

OKOATA:
You don’t pronounce it with the “H” in the hotel, you pronounce it an “Otel”. Hope you get it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIb2Gc-ggto&t=75s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84q-YxnCdY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-6Hta5ESYM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTXWbQ8HWc
Go through the above YouTube links to hear the right pronounciation. The last video pronounced it in four or five different accents and none started with "o". Please thank me and stop extending this lame argument.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIb2Gc-ggto&t=75s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84q-YxnCdY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-6Hta5ESYM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTXWbQ8HWc
Go through the above YouTube links to hear the right pronounciation. The last video pronounced it in four or five different accents and none started with "o". Please thank me and stop extending this lame argument.

Bros me sef no get time for argument so I won’t watch any nonsense video...

IAmMysterious:


Good evening ma.

please, are you truly a witch??

ibkkk:

YES.

@ibkkk,

My sweetest boo can we use your witchcraft to cash out please?

Abeg we need to talk...lol

ibkkk:


And one starts nursing the pain after the whole thing... Really weird.

What's the whole thing, I think you lost me there sweetheart.

OKOATA:
Bros me sef no get time for argument so I won’t watch any nonsense video...

Fine! Pocket your ignorance, self isolate! Stop trying to infect more people with it.

Jossyroyal1:

Bros it's well.

I thank God for both of you

omooba969:


What's the whole thing, I think you lost me there sweetheart.

My dear omooba969
You suppose don understand nah