Yoruba girl: sir it seems you are stingy sir..

Ibo girl: you sef u too stingy joor. abeg pack well.

hausa girl: I want to marry an alhaji that can afford to buy car for me. you don't like to give me money I can't marry u.

Delta girl: if you don't send me transport fare am not coming. 4k last. and if u bargain it I block u. and don't call my line again.

Edo girl: Typing.....

isssokay they will soon come for you now

When they want to start begging nko. You will hear

....I'm not happy

....my sub will soon finish

....I would have called you but don't have airtime

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, the only thing mistake I've not made or will ever make is to ask a lady... 'What's wrong' when she's said 'I'm not fine'..... IT'S WELL Is always my answer.

Offpoint:
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, the only thing mistake I've not made or will ever make is to ask a lady... 'What's wrong' when she's said 'I'm not fine'..... IT'S WELL Is always my answer.

You're actually on point. not offpoint.

Next thing you will hear is

...you cannot even ask why I'm not fine. It's only it's well you know how to say.

Oluromantic:

You're actually on point. not offpoint.

Next thing you will hear is

...you cannot even ask why I'm not fine. It's only it's well you know how to say.

I'll still reply: It's well my sister. The LORD understands why you're not fine and he'll fix it.. I'm just a Mortal soul.

Offpoint:

I'll still reply: It's well my sister. The LORD understands why you're not fine and he'll fix it.. I'm just a Mortal soul.

Na so

Asking a naija girl whats wrong Is a once chance question....

all nigerian girls are whores.
whores need to relas and be takencarov.

Hmmm.... This table u re shaking!

Oluromantic:
When they want to start begging nko. You will hear

....I'm not happy

....my sub will soon finish

....I would have called you but don't have airtime

Stop talking trash.

Not every one who says that wants to beg. I mean sometimes, someone might have budgets for other things and want to forgo sub for that period. You should try and reason and not this childish thoughts.

Be mature in your thinking please. And don't mention me.

Good morning.

Is it not somebody that have plenty and doesn't give that u call stingi, why traumatizing broke guys. Las Las even if I rich like Dangote, I cannot be any lazy woman's ATM

Eulalia:


Stop talking trash.

Not every one who says that wants to beg. I mean sometimes, someone might have budgets for other things and want to forgo sub for that period. You should try and reason and not this childish thoughts.

Be mature in your thinking please. And don't mention me.

Good morning.

Why are you feeling guilty? Did I refer to your person? Or do you do it too?

Fear Nigerian women, they won't hear later we will be reading stories like

1. Man drinks sniper after been betrayed by girlfriend

2. Man jumps from third mainland bridge after fighting with wife

3. Man kills himself after divorce.

Want to commit suicide today? Toast a Nigerian lady being broke, the kind rewiring she go give your brain, you will be looking for rope to tie to your ceiling fan.

Marriage is not a death sentence but many have died after marriage. To fxck a woman is no big deal, but women have many body counts they can't even remember. Gather all the women in your street and interview them all, they will still say they are virgins. He who fxcks and run lives to fxck another day.
Greeting to the ladies, I love you!!!

Offpoint:
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, the only thing mistake I've not made or will ever make is to ask a lady... 'What's wrong' when she's said 'I'm not fine'..... IT'S WELL Is always my answer.

Whenever I see this kind of response, na achive straight.

This days, I no dey even ask girl those cliche questions again

Oluromantic:

Why are you feeling guilty? Did I refer to your person? Or do you do it too?

Just stop. Ash!

Offpoint:
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, the only thing mistake I've not made or will ever make is to ask a lady... 'What's wrong' when she's said 'I'm not fine'..... IT'S WELL Is always my answer.

You are a real niggar.

Eulalia:



Just stop. Ash!

You quoted me. So you stop

Oluromantic:

You quoted me. So you stop

Ok. .