Fhemmmy:

Nothing can replace a nice chocolate anaconda.
Put all the toys in the world together. . . . . na lie

in a situation like this, it has to be replaced

Fhemmmy:

Nothing can replace it

  they have no option here except to use toys and fingers

Fhemmmy:

That one is an easy question, cos a man can still enjoy sex with such woman.
A woman has 3 holes, unlike a man that has only one lagidi . . . . let us compare apple to apple, ask him if he can stay with the woman, if he cant have sex with her no more at all

that is totally different because one has to remain, all the 3 can't disappear

If it is not panadol, it's not the same thing as panadol

honeric01:

not connected here, i mean your question, he had a di.ck before the accident right? so it's not like he was born that way, if same situation face me (God forbids), what's the as.s for? i can always enter her through the a.ss, even some men prefers the as.s due to the tightness except if i was never in love with her before.

more than connected.
Ok, say something happen and they have to safe her life by sealing the hole, will u stay married to her, be honest oh, cos all liars have auto tix to hell fire oh

chaircover:

Im not sure if im allowed ot say this on the family thread, but women will tell you that that warm prod in the back in the night can be very reassuring and i'm sure none of us want cold plastic things prodding us in the back in the middle of the night.

then, he can always warm the stuffs before using it if you want it hot

Fhemmmy:

more than connected.
Ok, say something happen and they have to safe her life by sealing the hole, will u stay married to her, be honest oh, cos all liars have auto tix to hell fire oh

all the 3 holes?

honeric01:

then, he can always warm the stuffs before using it if you want it hot

now you are not being real at all.

Even if all the holes are not sealed, some sealed will affect how u feel about her.

by the way, how is it 3 holes? i thought it was two? or do you bang the excretion hole too? that one is just too small to bang, it's just a small hole

leave the rest, no need to get dirty, we are on family section, and make una no spoil me for my mama

honeric01:

then, he can always warm the stuffs before using it if you want it hot

The plastic go melt for fire jor.  

You dont know the power of authenticity o. Original no be fake o. Women know the difference. Se you hear chaircover.  

Fhemmmy cover yours eyes and see no evil
Get thee behind me, devil.

chaircover:

I see this is turning into a Biology lesson now. I better escape before I get taught bad things by bad guys  

Femi I know you will be in your element here. Omo ita

eeemmmmm . . . . . . . warming up plastic in the middle of the night is not on the list of the top 10 romantic things to do in bed

Virgin like moi

Fhemmmy:

leave the rest, no need to get dirty, we are on family section, and make una no spoil me for my mama

see who no wan spoil, how u take know say na 3 holes?

OAM4J:

The plastic go melt for fire jor.  

You dont know the power of authenticity o. Original no be fake o. Women know the difference. Se you hear chaircover.  

if u wan make tea, all you need do is to remain small hot water, then mix it with some cold water, then put the stuff inside and let it warm up lol, nothing like melting except if na fake one u buy

chaircover:


eeemmmmm . . . . . . . warming up plastic in the middle of the night is not on the list of the top 10 romantic things to do in bed

then you always keep warm water for flask, or if you have a complete bathroom, you won't have to warm hot water, just go into the bathroom with the stuffs, you guys can even start from there before moving to the bedroom when the stuff must have warmed up

u seems to have master in asewology oh.
I beg no spoil me for my woman oh, i refused to be spoilt

you better get spoilt now, no one knows tomorrow, you might need this antics lol


(God forbids on your behalf)

Lol

Tough question , but how will my sexual urge be solve

chaircover:

Someone has suggested a plastic strap on attachement

not plastic, i said rubber, haven't you had a rubber bang before?

tRoOE:

Tough question , but how will my sexual urge be solve

Someone has suggested your husband using his fingers and his toes with his tongue too.

honeric01:

not plastic, i said rubber, haven't you had a rubber bang before?

God will forgive u oh

Fhemmmy:


God will forgive u oh

and you too

Amen bro

ok