dalass:


I hate it with passion.. It must not be anywhere around my house, especially not in my house ... Awww

Me too ooo
Reptiles in general, i hate them all.

louiziana:



Sure? But diiks look like snakes.

No dear, you're wrong,
It doesn't.

Game of thrones naija version

thus una rough play play go lead to death one day, make una continue

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached. Who else do that?

we dey same lane

But is that a real snake?

Pa3cia:

No dear, you're wrong,
It doesn't.

This is a snake honey, A.K.A Atretochoana eiselti

louiziana:




This is a snake honey, A.K.A Atretochoana eiselti

Iroooooooo
I refuse to believe dis abeg.

Pa3cia:

Iroooooooo
I refuse to believe dis abeg.

Did you google it sweetie? You just have to accept the truth.

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

Whoa! A rock python?!

That was a mad cool birthday
prank there. It seems your
woman is a snake handler or
something... How did she get
the snake?

You two make a fun couple
though.

Last but not least you have
one of the cleanest bathrooms
I've ever seen! Squicky clean.

All the best.