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Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 8:05am On Jul 10, 2020
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME... cry cry cry cry

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by DavidEsq(m): 8:13am On Jul 10, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin. Small play, OP don cut chain grin grin grin

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by wisethoughts(m): 8:19am On Jul 10, 2020
What? Is that a real python? shocked

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 8:22am On Jul 10, 2020
DavidEsq:
grin grin grin grin grin grin. Small play, OP don cut chain grin grin grin
U dey Laugh.... grin grin grin
No Worry naaa
You needed to have seen me that very moment.
I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it.
This one is beyond rhetorics or play....

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Callertunez: 8:26am On Jul 10, 2020
dead or alive
Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Oldoinyolengai(m): 8:33am On Jul 10, 2020
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's relationship with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.

MODIFIED: Spiritually, a Woman and Snake symbolize good things like fertility, wisdom, health, etc.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 8:38am On Jul 10, 2020
Oldoinyolengai:
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's conversation with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.
grin grin grin grin grin.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by DavidEsq(m): 11:27am On Jul 10, 2020
APOPTOSIS:

U dey Laugh.... grin grin grin
No Worry naaa
You needed to have seen me that very moment.
I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it.
This one is beyond rhetorics or play....

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by EmmaNuella77(f): 3:22pm On Jul 10, 2020
The cistern is sparkling

grin

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 3:41pm On Jul 10, 2020
EmmaNuella77:
The cistern is sparkling

grin
Thank u. Neat Apartments give me orgasm. And I do the cleaning myself.
I wouldn't like a situation where, I will be running Helter-Skelter when visitors or friends storm my apartment unannounced.
I always want to be confident asking someone to assist me in getting something from my house.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by EmmaNuella77(f): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2020
APOPTOSIS:

Thank u. Neat Apartments given me orgasm. And I do the cleaning myself.
I wouldn't like a situation where, I will be running Helter-Skelter when visitors or friends storm my apartment unannounced.
I always want to be confident asking someone to assist me in getting something from my house.

You're doing well.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Ginaz(f): 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2020
Awwww you guys are so fun!! More marriage life to you dears! smiley

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 4:00pm On Jul 10, 2020
EmmaNuella77:


You're doing well.
Yes .
She's very hardworking and focused.
I can't imagine her doing that as well.
I clean the Apartment and get it fixed and habitable.
Sometimes I cook too before leaving the house.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 4:05pm On Jul 10, 2020
Ginaz:
Awwww you guys are so fun!! More marriage life to you dears! smiley
I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed. cry cry cry cry

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature. grin grin grin grin grin
I have started planning her as well.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by dumininu01(m): 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2020
grin grin
Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Oldoinyolengai(m): 4:18pm On Jul 10, 2020
APOPTOSIS:

grin grin grin grin grin.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?
lipsrsealed

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by ModestGal(f): 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2020
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached. Who else do that?

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Ginaz(f): 6:01pm On Jul 10, 2020
APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed. cry cry cry cry

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature. grin grin grin grin grin
I have started planning her as well.

Well I think I have a plan*wink wink*

Why not wear a black gown, hide in a shadowy place without her knowledge and creep up on her ? That would give her a fright ! cheesy

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Fidelismaria: 6:18pm On Jul 10, 2020
lol

fun couple



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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Blackpearlous(f): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2020
I think your wife is cool and at the same time crazy

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by lammylam(f): 7:39pm On Jul 10, 2020
Now this is cute! But the snake part is creepy! Happy couple

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Clinghton: 7:58pm On Jul 10, 2020
There is a relationship with snake among them.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by bukatyne(f): 8:04pm On Jul 10, 2020
Clinghton:
There is a relationship with snake among them.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Some people are very very naughty E. G. OP's wife.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Sunnycliff(m): 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020
You should be observant these days.

Expensive joke by Wify tho

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Slawormir: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

APOPTOSIS:

grin grin grin grin grin.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

Ogbeni use a flying cockroaches if possible
Girls fear cockroach die especially the flying one

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Nigerianleleyi0: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020
God�

If not for the sacrifices of your mother's Grand father during his time

An extra hole would have been added onto you

Only God knows if it would have been before your asshole or directly beside it.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Amspecial: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020
grin
Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by tillaman(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020
Oh shiiit
Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by tunjilomo(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020
Lalasticlala's sister

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