Just this evening I caught some girls taking pictures infront of my gate. The gate looks good actually and beautiful flowers line the sides.. I wanted to chase them away but I just dey look them laugh from my balcony coz I was sure those pics were going straight to their WhatsApp status or Facebook with tags that indicate they were just coming from a 5 star hotel or lounge . Then i reminisced at the funniest fake lives I've ever seen on social media.

I had a boy who was like a kid brother to me around 2013. Nigga still dey find admission up and down but you'll always see him post inside yabatech with the caption "school was fun today but stressful lectures " etc. Weeks later he posted another one but I recognized it to be unilag. I knew he was faking all those while tho... I was like guy na double admission you get? We just laughed if off

Another one was a girl who I knew to be a hotel staff. It's a top hotel in Lagos. She flooded her status often in different rooms with white robes and exotic phones dey snap for mirror like the way these girls dey do now. Deceiving people say she dey enjoy life for big hotel is not my business but where she got the phone from I no even know coz na chinko this girl dey use. I know her very well.

Another boy in my street, na agbero but you will see him flooding his WhatsApp status with pictures of him in the passenger seat of planes week in week out.. the wizardry he did for that one is what i still dont understand. Real life na just street boy but fake life na busy business man wey dey travel up and down.

Another one was guy... He took pictures inside an Audi and posted "2019 has been a wonderful year , I thank God for this blessing. Now I have my own car to be proud of". I actually called him to congratulate him and he said thanks.. A week later I saw him struggling to enter Berger bus at agege. Well let's assume the moto get fault sha.

Another guy was actually in whispering palms badagry. It actually looks like those beaches in Europe. Guyman deceived his people that he was in France.

Girls aren't left out tho. Every now and then it's always pictures of them at the passenger's seat of a car with seat belt on. Una no dey ever dey the driver's seat? At least just fake say na you get the car.

Add yours.

Background of Buhari's speech during lockdown

@ op u won't like it if I add mine,,,,,,,anyway here it goes.

The gate is exotic actually and beautiful flowers line the sides.

NewDelhi:


Another one was a girl who I knew to be a hotel staff. It's a top hotel in Lagos. She flooded her status often in different rooms with white robes and exotic phones dey snap for mirror like the way these girls dey do now. Deceiving people say she dey enjoy life for big hotel is not my business but where she got the phone from I no even know coz na chinko this girl dey use. I know her very well.

brah!!! You are naive. She’s actually doing things, those phones are probably customer’s exotic phones she’s snapping with. Most of them do it a lot. You don’t know what’s going on. She’s taking vitamins, I hope you are not liking the girl? Waten she find come your WhatsApp ?

shamsin6300:
@ op u won't like it if I add mine,,,,,,,anyway here it goes.

The gate is exotic actually and beautiful flowers line the sides.

Lol.. you live in a village tho so I don't expect you to see beautiful gates with flowers planted by the sides too often.. But if you think say na fake life too no yawa. Enter town, you go see many.

NewDelhi:

Lol.. you live in a village tho so I don't expect you to see beautiful gates with flowers planted by the sides too often.. But if you think say na fake life too no yawa. Enter town, you go see many.

Seeing your Moniker even if I base @ Gwarinpa or Maitama it will still be a village to your sight

Fake life everywhere

so many...its now the norm of the day..

Honestly, IPhone dey make some people you better pass dey look tvsh.

I have some many girls that are average or ugly in real life but if you check their Facebook pictures, WhatsApp? Oh my God! you'll be like,no be this girl I know or another one.
Whenever I see beautiful girl on Facebook, I'll make sure I check all her pictures from her profile and I'm always disappointed

Guys too dey do am well well,person wey be real hustler,I mean factory workers,bakery workers,errran boy or mechanic etv,you will see them on Sunday putting on slide footwear(7-10k)(crazy jeans 4,500) and all these shirt dey draw smoker or write something on it and the funny thing is that they can't boost of 5k for their account.

They hustle just to live a fake life on Sunday
Note:To live a fake life is expensive

Auladimeji:
Honestly, IPhone dey make some people you better pass dey look tvsh.

I have some many girls that are average or ugly in real life but if you check their Facebook pictures, WhatsApp? Oh my God! you'll be like,no be this girl I know or another one.
Whenever I see beautiful girl on Facebook, I'll make sure I check all her pictures from her profile and I'm always disappointed

Guys too dey do am well well,person wey be real hustler,I mean factory workers,bakery workers,errran boy or mechanic etv,you will see them on Sunday putting on slide footwear(7-10k)(crazy jeans 4,500) and all these shirt dey draw smoker or write something on it and the funny thing is that they can't boost of 5k for their account.

They hustle just to live a fake life on Sunday
Note:To live a fake life is expensive

They call it packaging

NewDelhi:
Just this evening I caught some girls taking pictures infront of my gate. The gate is exotic actually and beautiful flowers line the sides..

Add yours.

that's my own op. Why will u tell us your gate is exotic?

Person go chop 5k iTunes gift card con turn him name to Tayo money, Femi dollar, Bnaira, Slimcash etc.

Auladimeji:
Honestly, IPhone dey make some people you better pass dey look tvsh.

I have some many girls that are average or ugly in real life but if you check their Facebook pictures, WhatsApp? Oh my God! you'll be like,no be this girl I know or another one.
Whenever I see beautiful girl on Facebook, I'll make sure I check all her pictures from her profile and I'm always disappointed

Guys too dey do am well well,person wey be real hustler,I mean factory workers,bakery workers,errran boy or mechanic etv,you will see them on Sunday putting on slide footwear(7-10k)(crazy jeans 4,500) and all these shirt dey draw smoker or write something on it and the funny thing is that they can't boost of 5k for their account.

They hustle just to live a fake life on Sunday
Note:To live a fake life is expensive

It's called fake it till you make it mentality, but will they actually make it?

oga....fake it till u make it

Lol..the funniest one would be that of Oge Okoye claiming a dog that wasn't hers

Bro its getting messy these days! Social media has made a lot of people to become total "narcissists" and its not a good thing. These people are some of the worst you will ever come across as they often think the world revolves around their stupid asses. The fake life style is appalling and has become the norm both online and offline.

NewDelhi:
Just this evening I caught some girls taking pictures infront of my gate. The gate looks good actually and beautiful flowers line the sides.. I wanted to chase them away but I just dey look them laugh from my balcony coz I was sure those pics were going straight to their WhatsApp status or Facebook with tags that indicate they were just coming from a 5 star hotel or lounge . Then i reminisced at the funniest fake lives I've ever seen on social media.

I had a boy who was like a kid brother to me around 2013. Nigga still dey find admission up and down but you'll always see him post inside yabatech with the caption "school was fun today but stressful lectures " etc. Weeks later he posted another one but I recognized it to be unilag. I knew he was faking all those while tho... I was like guy na double admission you get? We just laughed if off

Another one was a girl who I knew to be a hotel staff. It's a top hotel in Lagos. She flooded her status often in different rooms with white robes and exotic phones dey snap for mirror like the way these girls dey do now. Deceiving people say she dey enjoy life for big hotel is not my business but where she got the phone from I no even know coz na chinko this girl dey use. I know her very well.

Another boy in my street, na agbero but you will see him flooding his WhatsApp status with pictures of him in the passenger seat of planes week in week out.. the wizardry he did for that one is what i still dont understand. Real life na just street boy but fake life na busy business man wey dey travel up and down.

Another one was guy... He took pictures inside an Audi and posted "2019 has been a wonderful year , I thank God for this blessing. Now I have my own car to be proud of". I actually called him to congratulate him and he said thanks.. A week later I saw him struggling to enter Berger bus at agege. Well let's assume the moto get fault sha.

Another guy was actually in whispering palms badagry. It actually looks like those beaches in Europe. Guyman deceived his people that he was in France.

Girls aren't left out tho. Every now and then it's always pictures of them at the passenger's seat of a car with seat belt on. Una no dey ever dey the driver's seat? At least just fake say na you get the car.

Add yours.

Boss man is like there is alot of fake guys and girl around u....


Let me b real....


I need something doing...

A work...

Help a gee

Auladimeji:
Honestly, IPhone dey make some people you better pass dey look tvsh.

I have some many girls that are average or ugly in real life but if you check their Facebook pictures, WhatsApp? Oh my God! you'll be like,no be this girl I know or another one.
Whenever I see beautiful girl on Facebook, I'll make sure I check all her pictures from her profile and I'm always disappointed

Guys too dey do am well well,person wey be real hustler,I mean factory workers,bakery workers,errran boy or mechanic etv,you will see them on Sunday putting on slide footwear(7-10k)(crazy jeans 4,500) and all these shirt dey draw smoker or write something on it and the funny thing is that they can't boost of 5k for their account.

They hustle just to live a fake life on Sunday
Note:To live a fake life is expensive

Am telling you especially on Sundays , sometimes I laugh seeing guys wearing stupid combinations , Hunter's hat, long lemon socks, assurance Polo with balacianga short.

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Digableplanets6:

It's called fake it till you make it mentality, but will they actually make it?

using ur own money to buy designers is called fake life?

Few months ago, I went outside in balcony to take fresh air and to my surprise I saw three ladies taking pictures with my car with several postures.
I was there for close to 20mins staring at them and they didn't see me as they were busy rolling over the car bonnet and trunk snapping each other.
I was like what the fuvk is this!

xperiencelove:
Few months ago, I went outside in balcony to take fresh air and to my surprise I saw three ladies taking pictures with my car with several postures.
I was there for close to 20mins staring at them and they didn't see me as they were busy rolling over the car bonnet and trunk snapping each other.
I was like what the fuvk is this!

Normal thing.

Continue.

xperiencelove:
Few months ago, I went outside in balcony to take fresh air and to my surprise I saw three ladies taking pictures with my car with several postures.
I was there for close to 20mins staring at them and they didn't see me as they were busy rolling over the car bonnet and trunk snapping each other.
I was like what the fuvk is this!

If you open the car for them to take picture inside aje you go dey get free pussy

NewDelhi:
Just this evening I caught some girls taking pictures infront of my gate. The gate looks good actually and beautiful flowers line the sides.. I wanted to chase them away but I just dey look them laugh from my balcony coz I was sure those pics were going straight to their WhatsApp status or Facebook with tags that indicate they were just coming from a 5 star hotel or lounge . Then i reminisced at the funniest fake lives I've ever seen on social media.

I had a boy who was like a kid brother to me around 2013. Nigga still dey find admission up and down but you'll always see him post inside yabatech with the caption "school was fun today but stressful lectures " etc. Weeks later he posted another one but I recognized it to be unilag. I knew he was faking all those while tho... I was like guy na double admission you get? We just laughed if off

Another one was a girl who I knew to be a hotel staff. It's a top hotel in Lagos. She flooded her status often in different rooms with white robes and exotic phones dey snap for mirror like the way these girls dey do now. Deceiving people say she dey enjoy life for big hotel is not my business but where she got the phone from I no even know coz na chinko this girl dey use. I know her very well.

Another boy in my street, na agbero but you will see him flooding his WhatsApp status with pictures of him in the passenger seat of planes week in week out.. the wizardry he did for that one is what i still dont understand. Real life na just street boy but fake life na busy business man wey dey travel up and down.

Another one was guy... He took pictures inside an Audi and posted "2019 has been a wonderful year , I thank God for this blessing. Now I have my own car to be proud of". I actually called him to congratulate him and he said thanks.. A week later I saw him struggling to enter Berger bus at agege. Well let's assume the moto get fault sha.

Another guy was actually in whispering palms badagry. It actually looks like those beaches in Europe. Guyman deceived his people that he was in France.

Girls aren't left out tho. Every now and then it's always pictures of them at the passenger's seat of a car with seat belt on. Una no dey ever dey the driver's seat? At least just fake say na you get the car.

Add yours.

wow u have lot of fake friends oh

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SEEDORF441:

If you open the car for them to take picture inside aje you go dey get free pussy

You don't even need to open the car, just let them know you're the owner and you're good to go.

nuelsam:
oga....fake it till u make it

Very wrong.

SEEDORF441:

If you open the car for them to take picture inside aje you go dey get free pussy

i swear