Gadafii:
As a man, no marry woman wey u no fit Handle sexually, physically,emotionally and otherwise


He get why

My girl is okay.

She is emotionally stable.

Sexually she is wonderful.

She has different tastes as far as sexual acts are concerned and I am always ready to agree with her.

As for her physical strength,

I believe it is to my advantage because she is always ready to keep me from violence by women.

I only have men to contend it.She believes she must not fight a man for me.

As a man i must defend myself against other men's violence,according to her belief.

She respects males so much that she does not want to harm them,not even in a bid to defend me.

But as for women,she handles them with iron hand.

In her place of work as the head,she does not take rubbish from her female subordinates.

But she gives her male subordinates the benefit of doubt.

She punish her female staff frequently.

She can only punish a male if he has repeatedly failed to abide by her instructions(and it is rare).

And such punishment is always very mild compared to the ones she gives to female staff.

These are the qualities in her that attracted me.

So you see now that marrying her is the best thing to happen to any man.

What else does a man need in a woman?

This is a lady that respects males.

SweetHearted:


My girl is okay.

She is emotionally stable.

Sexually she is wonderful.

She has different tastes as far as sexual acts are concerned and I am always ready to agree with her.

As for her physical strength,

I believe it is to my advantage because she is always ready to keep me from violence by women.

I only have men to contend it.She believes she must not fight a man for me.

As a man i must defend myself against other men's violence,according to her belief.

She respects males so much that she does not want to harm them,not even in a bid to defend me.

But as for women,she handles them with iron hand.

In her place of work as the head,she does not take rubbish from her female subordinates.

But she gives her male subordinates the benefit of doubt.

She punish her female staff frequently.

She can only punish a male if he has repeatedly failed to abide by her instructions(and it is rare).

And such punishment is always very mild compared to the ones she gives to female staff.

These are the qualities in her that attracted me.

So you see now that marrying her is the best thing to happen to any man.

What else does a man need in a woman?

This is a lady that respects males.

Nigalatians 2:16
When thou see a daft niga thou shall know

You r LUCKY to date ur fellow man n dats y u r here to inform nairaland, cuz not me.

Ur simping is on another level...

So go soon give you one better mending one day, no worry

Ok sir. Remember to update us when she starts beating some evil spirits out of your life

Very soon nah u go still use ur hand open another thread, telling us how ur wife nearly killed u with beating.


I can't wait to tell u sorry by then

ZINIBANKS:

Nigalatians 2:16
When thou see a daft niga thou shall know

AndreSalvatore:
You r LUCKY to date ur fellow man n dats y u r here to inform nairaland, cuz not me.

Ur simping is on another level...

IAmSkinny:
So go soon give you one better mending one day, no worry

ClixMaster:
Ok sir. Remember to update us when she starts beating some evil spirits out of your life

rowland545:
Very soon nah u go still use ur hand open another thread, telling us how ur wife nearly killed u with beating.


I can't wait to tell u sorry by then

Thank you for your comments.

I appreciate.

"She has different tastes as far as sexual acts are concerned and I am always ready to agree with her."

OP maybe I wasn't kidding after all.
Prepare for strapon and to get dug out on the regular upon her request.

Don't worry bro, It is your natural place.

SweetHearted:


I cannot even begin to contemplate beating up a girl whose preoccupation is to make me happy.

A girl who wakes up every morning to do me a breakfast,polish my shoes and etc.

A girl who keeps me from every other lady whose agenda towards me is nothing short of being sinister.

A lady who protects me from other women .

U are too romantic to understand sarcasm bro....

Bro frank congrat for seeing your last rib programmed from God to you Buh i wan hear and see Una tori like this next year when una go finally tie the knot it goes thus '' A Nairalander's pre-wedding photo shoot'' and i hope to recieve my electronic cake soon have a nice day.

You will soon lose your respect from her if you make it obvious to her she's stronger than you. Before u know it, u will have to beg for everything. Hit the gym, don't show physical weakness around her.. otherwise, u are heading toward a simp marriage..haha

Omo! Wetin be dis?

If you messkafor, she will beat the shît out of you.

Until she beats you up one day. You will come here to tell the story and tell Lala to move it to FP.