^^^^ Reminds me of First Blood. And of an Ibo man

Sick is apt for Clockwork Orange

Sisi_Kill:

Some movies are available in HD. . .1080p.

@Sisi_Kill
Interesting.

welcome spikey. .

@spikedcylinder
Madam!! Na shock smiley dey reign now for NL.
Ask Justkunmi.

vescucci:

^^^^ Reminds me of First Blood. And of an Ibo man

LMFAO! Dude. . . Explain yourself!

spikedcylinder:

Interesting thread. Couldn't read past page 2 though. All of you smart people are annoying.
I will follow, henceforth.

Spikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Where have you been? Honestly between you and Karma, I don't know who's worse with the disappearing act.

Just get ready to park your cute patootie right here because we are not releasing you.

Sisi_Kill:

LMFAO! Dude. . . Explain yourself!

This one that you're going to confiscate someone's cute patootie, I think I will be better off not explaining o

vescucci:

This one that you're going to confiscate someone's cute patootie, I think I will be better off not explaining o

No way! Ahn ahn. . . Explain!!!!

Ah. Four exclamation marks. Is this where I wear that kevlar 'cup'? You know, for mini me?

vescucci:

Ah. Four exclamation marks. Is this where I wear that kevlar 'cup'? You know, for mini me?

Stop making me laugh jo, I'm trying to be serious here. 

Spill or no kevlar cup in the world is gonna be able to protect 'em things. . .errr . . .I mean you!!!!!!

But if I spill, no kevlar cup in our galaxy will protect 'us' both. This is not a hard 'nut' to crack

vescucci:

But if I spill, no kevlar cup in our galaxy will protect 'us' both. This is not a hard 'nut' to crack

You're trying to distract me! I got news for you buddy it won't crack. . .work. . . it won't work

Nut. . .errr . .I mean now tell me how. . . wher. . .who. . . what were we talking about again?

Wow! Okay, is it just me or did. . .did it suddenly got warm in here?

Uhmm. . .yeah. . . okay, alright, so. . .yeah. .

Gimme a second will ya, I'll be right back!!

Lol. You 'crack' me up.

Glimpses of the old Sisikill

Vesc, Sisi
You guys are disco-what he said.

@spikedcylinder
The movie you're referring to starring Vince Vaughn is the 1998 remake of PSYCHO and not AMERICAN PSYCHO.
PSYCHO (1998) was crap if you ask me.

I pity the person wey get the nerve to ask you.

Spike. Sex wetin? I have no idea what you're talking about. It was Amadeus.

vescucci:

Lol. You 'crack' me up.

Glimpses of the old Sisikill

LMFAO! Now what does that mean?

spikedcylinder:

Lol @ Sisi's cute patootie. NL's Commando anti spam no gree you talk wetin you wan really talk.

Lol also @ you and Vesc's attempts at sexual err . . . innuendos(?) too. I crack this, you crack that.

Spikey. . .Sexual iniwetin? Abeg oh I just trying to persuade Vesc to help me out is all. See, sometimes I can be a little slow on the uptake and need someone to give me a hand.

After last night, I know now my sisters are right, I need lessons on the art persuasion coz I suck at it, I mean really suck at it. I don't think I coulda sucked harder than I sucked last night and it left me feeling so raw. . . so exposed. My God!I felt something inside me that I'd never felt before and It didn't help that I was doing it with someone who can work his way out of a tight spot. . . he's that slippery. I mean I gave him all I had, hoping he'll shoot his wad off and gimme what I wanted but he just kept at. I'm sure he coulda gone all night but I decided to roll over and play dead. It's quite uncomfortable to have something you lack shoved than your throat, I'll tell you that right now. 

Anyway,  I've put some thought to it and I've concluded that I have only two options. . . it's either I just bend over and take it or go out there and look for someone to fill me in. I'm leaning towards the second option but I fear it might be too much to take in. . . and not because it's gonna be long and hard but because I don't know if I've got the mouth for it. 

Oh you know what. . . eff that! I'm gonna go out there and find a way to get ahead, so the next time we do this, I'll be the one on top. Yeah! That's what amma do! 

YEEE!!!
We don taya to dey talk about confusing films.

obinna5000:

YEEE!!!
We don taya to dey talk about confusing films.

LMAO! We're taking a break is all!

Okay now back to our regularly scheduled programmed.

'Sisi' don 'kill' me!
Omg!! I love you oh.
See encrypted po.rn right there!
No level of Seun's auto bots could even pick out one.

sisi. I say this again. I'm in love.
LOL!

@justkunmi
Encrypted indecency.

Mehn! Nairaland is funny. Just filled wit funny, weird and interesting people.

Awww. Sisi. I am against option two o. Don't go out to get filled in cuz the members of society nowadays are filthy.

And you're wrong about me. With my kinda luck, I usually work my way into tight spots. And what are you doing calling ME slippery. You're the slippery one o. I've been known to be a straight shooter. I am blunt and thick headed. Ok, I'm thinking of JeSoul now and my mission to be like her so I cannot give you all I've got. A little advice though: you can't get ahead when you're already on top or can you?

Lol at these boys that either have no cojones or they are not yet hanging out. Falling in love all over the place. Ehen, next movie. I'm kinda short on movies even though there's a queue but no be all of us fit go the Netflix route. My connections would be kantabbed twice by an eighty year old diabetic woman in the wacky races.

@vescucci
You're a clown. Period.

So Vesc, which route? Netflix or Torrent?

justkunmi:

'Sisi' don 'kill' me!
Omg!! I love you oh.
See encrypted po.rn right there!
No level of Seun's auto bots could even pick out one.

sisi. I say this again. I'm in love.
LOL!

Oh you

vescucci:

Awww. Sisi. I am against option two o. Don't go out to get filled in cuz the members of society nowadays are filthy.

And you're wrong about me. With my kinda luck, I usually work my way into tight spots. And what are you doing calling ME slippery. You're the slippery one o. I've been known to be a straight shooter. I am blunt and thick headed. Ok, I'm thinking of JeSoul now and my mission to be like her so I cannot give you all I've got. A little advice though: you can't get ahead when you're already on top or can you?

Kai Vesc, why are you trying to set me up like so, eh?

There are so many things I could do with that sentence but I've promised to behave, so I'll just let it go. . .for now


Clears Throat

Alrighty then, back to movies. . . Did someone here mention Antichrist or am I mixing the threads up?

Sisi_Kill:

LMFAO! Now what does that mean?


Spikey. . .Sexual iniwetin? Abeg oh I just trying to persuade Vesc to help me out is all. See, sometimes I can be a little slow on the uptake and need someone to give me a hand.

After last night, I know now my sisters are right, I need lessons on the art persuasion coz I suck at it, I mean really suck at it. I don't think I coulda sucked harder than I sucked last night and it left me feeling so raw. . . so exposed. My God!I felt something inside me that I'd never felt before and It didn't help that I was doing it with someone who can work his way out of a tight spot. . . he's that slippery. I mean I gave him all I had, hoping he'll shoot his wad off and gimme what I wanted but he just kept at. I'm sure he coulda gone all night but I decided to roll over and play dead. It's quite uncomfortable to have something you lack shoved than your throat, I'll tell you that right now. 

Anyway,  I've put some thought to it and I've concluded that I have only two options. . . it's either I just bend over and take it or go out there and look for someone to fill me in. I'm leaning towards the second option but I fear it might be too much to take in. . . and not because it's gonna be long and hard but because I don't know if I've got the mouth for it. 

Oh you know what. . . eff that! I'm gonna go out there and find a way to get ahead, so the next time we do this, I'll be the one on top. Yeah! That's what amma do! 

Chei!!!! I don die, see how Sisikill just fooled the bot . . . 

Na wa ooh . . . Seun will soon censor the word 'sucked' 

obinna5000:

@vescucci
You're a clown. Period.

So Vesc, which route? Netflix or Torrent?

Na the whole of me you dey call clown? Ok o. I'll soon release my 'why so serious' side on you. Torrents o! I dunno why the things are still legal

Lmao @ kantabbed twice. #teamtorrents over here.

I mentioned antichrist, walahi dt movie no make sense

Is it safe to come back to this thread?

spikedcylinder:


You've given me half a reason to come back to this place.

@spikedcylinder
Na wa for you o!!

vescucci:

Na the whole of me you dey call clown? Ok o. I'll soon release my 'why so serious' side on you. Torrents o! I dunno why the things are still legal

@vescucci
Abeg. Help ask those FBI guys well well.