A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.

"Where did you find that monkey?" asked the fellow pedestrian.

"It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.

"Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."

Mmm.

never knew ducks talk , .dumb joke

Now this is gross; what type of a joke is that?

^^^ d dry type

funny

@da***ss
na unfunny jokes dey always dey funny 2 u, wat an irony

Dry joke 101

Actually it is monkey business to have such an animal under your arm abroad.

Nelson**:

@da***ss
na unfunny jokes dey always dey funny 2 u, wat an irony

gat a problem wit dat? D joke is okay

U didn't arrange d joke well. Av seen d ril wan n it was ok.

I find it funny and creative,

Very funny,i dont mean the joke o but the comments xpecially dry joke 101.LWKMD.

3 drunks get in a taxi/cab… the taxi driver figures they’re too intoxicated to know what’s going on, so as soon as they get in he puts the key in the ignition and starts the engine, after a few seconds, he switches it off and tells them they have arrived at their destination. The 1st man pays & gets-off, the 2nd man thank the driver & heads out, but the 3rd man slaps the driver. The driver is stunned because he has done this numerous times and was sure none of these drunks would notice. In disbelief, he asks the slapper "what was that for?!" The slapper replies, "next time watch your speed, you almost killed us!"