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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by paulolee(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020
k
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by ZombieTERROR: 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020
undecided
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 4teenblaq: 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020
Abiamaka:
H
H is for house
Albertone:
G
is for Gun
paulolee:
k
is for kettle

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by WestOG: 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020
grin grin grin
Dey feel urself
grin grin grin
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 4t4th(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020
sad
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Notatribalist(m): 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2020
Kriss216:
Africans ee, smh undecided

This one below me is saying blessing is about to fall on the OP. Poo na good thing? How can sh!t attract blessing?
How did you read a message below without booking a space?

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Nelly4you: 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2020
nah Goodluck shit be that
DM for your graphic design

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Gkay1(m): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2020
it is well with you
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by ednut1(m): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2020
A chance even. No big deal.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by SirMichael1: 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
deltateam:
grin. Epic replies

But how do birds get their target so easily from high above?
They don't. It is humans who stay on their path.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by branhampaul: 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
It is normal shit, nothing is special. There is no scientific or reasonable explanation as to birds shit bringing any effect.




Superstition made you open this thread.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by brandmix: 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
So.....we should do wat now??

Oya poo your own back.

#nonsense

B like bomb dey ur head op tongue undecided
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
You were praying and bird shit fell on you. You need to pray more bro, bad omen
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by masui(m): 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
Sorry OP.

BAT has pooed on you.

tongue tongue cheesy grin
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by gaburiel(m): 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
You should have drank red bull, fly and shit on the bird too. Red Bull: Gives you wings.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Olalekanbanky1(m): 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
Madibahisback:
The implication is that u we se oriburuku grin

This is not funny
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by tribalistdcriti: 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by moneyissweet(m): 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
Bro you don Hammer be dat o...just go price car wey u wan buy keep down because money is coming.

enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Openbusiness: 7:12pm On Sep 14, 2020
OP just lick it. By tomorrow morning, you will wake up and find 10 trillion naira under your bed grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by adeniyi997: 7:12pm On Sep 14, 2020
Lols, 10years of goodluck await you

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Sofistcatdmoron: 7:12pm On Sep 14, 2020
Its Flying village winch bro

Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Nobody: 7:13pm On Sep 14, 2020
Money is coming.I use to have a friend that is always happy when bird Poo on him or his car.It works for him sha.So open your eye for opportunities.
I jokingly asked him to kukuma start rearing bird since I have observed over the one year period I stayed with him it does work for him,but he said it has to be natural. But in the long run it is about grabbing opportunities that comes your way during the period. Money no dey fall from heaven.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Dentmoyin(m): 7:13pm On Sep 14, 2020
6000yrs awaits you...
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by pbeatzz: 7:13pm On Sep 14, 2020
Just Go baff

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by meobizy(f): 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2020
I fell down a flight of steps once. It wasn’t fun and I didn’t die.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by UDUJ(m): 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

It really surprises me that in this day and age we still have people thinking like this. It's just sad undecided

You need psych help and fast. Just recently you were thinking of commiting suicide and now this. Something is just not right up there.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Lubumbashi: 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.
That's omen of financial luck. Talking from experience.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Pauladex(m): 7:14pm On Sep 14, 2020
This the implication, you are now qualify as body guard because bullet cannot enter your body. To verify the authenticity of my claim slap a soldier tomorrow morning.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Ekeletu: 7:15pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.
It's a sign you'll own either a plane or helicopter. Congrats bro.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Pauladex(m): 7:16pm On Sep 14, 2020
Madibahisback:
The implication is that u we se oriburuku grin
haha

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