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| Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by geolabious(m): 4:27pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough." |
| Re: Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by geolabious(m): 4:28pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 1 Like |
| Re: Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by Arcani: 9:07pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
lol @ First joke, seen d second before, twas still funny though. Nice @ poster, weldone dear |
| Re: Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
What is funny about the joke. Mstchewww |
| Re: Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by EfemenaXY: 10:58pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
seen both jokes before old[b] but [/b] classic  |
| Re: Click And Laugh Off Ur Ass by toygod2: 3:33am On Jul 27, 2012 |
Seen both yokes bfo.......nt interesting both |
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