How do you say I'm sorry to your one and only?

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u just wrote it, i am sorry.

except you are asking for it in a different language.

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.
If you are wrong, act like you are wrong. Put away your 'foolish pride'.

I usually hear things like. . . .


"My sweetest mommy. . .are you mad at me? Your one and only daddy? I go die o! I say I am sorry, it will not happen again. Please forgive me. I take God beg you. Na your daddy you dey suffer like this? So no show na'abania? Chei! Just shoot me then. . .death is better." . . . on bended knees too, na-ked and with a massive erection!

My heart just melts like butter in the sun. Even if I am soooooooooooo mad. Gosh, he always knows how to push those buttons. I never stay mad for more than 10 minutes no matter what he does. . . .and vice versa.

Ewu!!!

I'd buy a flower depending on the gravity of the offence committed but more importantly, show a deep sense of remorsefulness (always works). I've bought designer stuffs in the past cause he's a bit of a designer freak. lols




P.S He does same for me and even more.

Blazay:

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.
If you are wrong, act like you are wrong. Put away your 'foolish pride'.

I usually hear things like. . . .


"My sweetest mommy. . .are you mad at me? Your one and only daddy? I go die o! I say I am sorry, it will not happen again. Please forgive me. I take God beg you. Na your daddy you dey suffer like this? So no show na'abania? Chei! Just shoot me then. . .death is better." . . . on bended knees too, na-ked and with a massive erection!

My heart just melts like butter in the sun. Even if I am soooooooooooo mad. Gosh, he always knows how to push those buttons. I never stay mad for more than 10 minutes no matter what he does. . . .and vice versa.

Ewu!!!

Thot you are a man?

@OP. Buy her/him their favorites. If he/she is the kind that likes eating your cooked meals. .then i'l say prepare him/her is favorites dish and try him over.
Secondly- when u are showing yourr remorse be dramatic, be very sorry for what u ve done wrong e.t.c
thirdly- remember to always assure the person that it'l not happen again and always, keep to your word always.

I would buy an MTN recharge card of 1500, text her the pin and add an apology message along with it.

Believe me when she loads it and reads the message, all would be forgiven.

@Crazy man,For real?
Recharge card?For wife,girlfriend or bootycall

Blazay:

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.
If you are wrong, act like you are wrong. Put away your 'foolish pride'.

I usually hear things like. . . .


"My sweetest mommy. . .are you mad at me? Your one and only daddy? I go die o! I say I am sorry, it will not happen again. Please forgive me. I take God beg you. Na your daddy you dey suffer like this? So no show na'abania? Chei! Just shoot me then. . .death is better." . . . on bended knees too, na-ked and with a massive erection!

My heart just melts like butter in the sun. Even if I am soooooooooooo mad. Gosh, he always knows how to push those buttons. I never stay mad for more than 10 minutes no matter what he does. . . .and vice versa.

Ewu!!!

GBAM

Blazay:

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.
If you are wrong, act like you are wrong. Put away your 'foolish pride'.

I usually hear things like. . . .


"My sweetest mommy. . .are you mad at me? Your one and only daddy? I go die o! I say I am sorry, it will not happen again. Please forgive me. I take God beg you. Na your daddy you dey suffer like this? So no show na'abania? Chei! Just shoot me then. . .death is better." . . . on bended knees too, na-ked and with a massive erection!

My heart just melts like butter in the sun. Even if I am soooooooooooo mad. Gosh, he always knows how to push those buttons. I never stay mad for more than 10 minutes no matter what he does. . . .and vice versa.

Ewu!!!

I will even forgive him for his next offense when he begs like that for forgiveness, 

Blazay:

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.
If you are wrong, act like you are wrong. Put away your 'foolish pride'.

I usually hear things like. . . .


"My sweetest mommy. . .are you mad at me? Your one and only daddy? I go die o! I say I am sorry, it will not happen again. Please forgive me. I take God beg you. Na your daddy you dey suffer like this? So no show na'abania? Chei! Just shoot me then. . .death is better." . . . on bended knees too, na-ked and with a massive erection!

My heart just melts like butter in the sun. Even if I am soooooooooooo mad. Gosh, he always knows how to push those buttons. I never stay mad for more than 10 minutes no matter what he does. . . .and vice versa.

Ewu!!!

OMG!!!

Blazay:

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.

Most men, I'm sure, would like that.

Every person is unique and so is what is pleasing to them. You should know what is/are pleasing to her/him and act so.

baby.me:

Thot you are a man?

thot wrong

nurabela: How do you say I'm sorry to your one and only?

I say it to him in Arabic first and when he sounds confused, then I say it in English. i just love doing this lol......i know i know, am just bad