Omoge no gree o!

I no wan hear sey dem dey soak am for Garri for uk o!

Money de grow for tree for UK. No e de fall like rain, No u de pick for roadside

Abeg which card de give 200mins for £2.50?
I de interested jari,

I pray for them make them get VISA come UK, in IN JESUS NAME! Then we will moniotor how dem go call everyone for naija, RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopeless people. you guys go to the UK to do dirty work and you think we should be proud of you. keep your yeye money, we dont need it.
nigeria will rise again and when it does get ready to apply for a visa because then you guys would have lost your nigerian citizenship.
and it is very very soon

tell them o, brotha! make them hia!

Some Nigerians at home sometimes have inferiority complex and i dont know why.

I think it is this mentality that " once it is from abroad, it must be better" kolomental

Nigerians abroad are not stingy. I see so many sending money home regularly to relatives. Some of these relatives in turn use the money to buy the latest gadgets. It is so easy to spend other people's hard earned money.

Some nigerians at home also need to stop this attitude of "coming to greet someone that has just come back from abroad" with the intention of getting something out of that person. some people's visits have "money" attached to it.

This is not to say some nigerians based abroad don't front unnecessarily. They also need to stop that immature attititude.

Imani:

Some Nigerians at home sometimes have inferiority complex and i don't know why.

I think it is this mentality that " once it is from abroad, it must be better" kolomental

Nigerians abroad are not stingy. I see so many sending money home regularly to relatives. Some of these relatives in turn use the money to buy the latest gadgets. It is so easy to spend other people's hard earned money.

Some nigerians at home also need to stop this attitude of "coming to greet someone that has just come back from abroad" with the intention of getting something out of that person. some people's visits have "money" attached to it.

This is not to say some nigerians based abroad don't front unnecessarily. They also need to stop that immature attititude.

you can always say no to peoples request.
It's no big deal

I pray make naija good sotteee eeee me go rukwaya visa to enterable enter it.

Mgbo mgbo mgbo piapukwagi isi for me to reqiurelize visa to enterlize my fatherland

lovesaint:

WELL I THINK THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS SINCE You WANT TO KNOW I ARRANGE SOUTH AFRICAN PASPORTS GENUINE AND NO UPFRONT PAYMENT.THE PASSPORT IS VISA FREE TO 96 COUNTRIES.IF YOU ARE INERESTED CALL ME OR EMAIL ME TO ARRANGE WEN YOU CAN COME TO OUR OFFICE IN LAGOS.IT TAKES TWO WEEKS AND IS ALMOST 200,000 NAIRA.WELL IF YOU WANT MORE INFORMATION E-MAIL cynthia_wyss@yahoo.com,08033715907

On what basis are you offering South African passport? This is another example of the innapropriate things that bring Nigeria to shame!

for 200,000 naira

wawa:

I pray make naija good sotteee eeee me go rukwaya visa to enterable enter it.

Mgbo mgbo mgbo piapukwagi isi for me to reqiurelize visa to enterlize my fatherland

not so fast, I went to  a Nigerian embassy here in the US to get a Nigerian visa on my American passport,I was asked to show them my letter of invitation.

I almost collapsed

I needed a letter inviting me to my own country.
I'm planning to renew my Nigerian passport real soon.

I won't go through that humiliation again!

Babyosis, that's quite funny. When I was going home for a family emergency, honestly, the hassle was too much for one to bear. My aunt told me that the some of the workers at the embassy are so full of themselves, regarding themselves as ambassadors. Anyway, when I applied for mine, the guy on the phone was like laughing, wondering why I did not have a Nigerian passport. Prior to my application, I had assumed that holding a dual passport was illegal, so like that like that, I was on the receiving end of these jokes. Finally got my visa, but now, I am foregoing that route and would try and get my Nigerian passport. I can't be applying for a Nigerian visa when I am a Nigerian citizen.

that reminds me i have been calling their office for 2weeks now. Phone ring ring tire (maybe the wire don bend sef from ringing) nobody to pick up the phone. I wonder where they are at any time of the day. Na wah ooo. And the info they put online who knows of the phone number na wayo number. I will try again next week. I tire.

babyosisi:

not so fast, I went to a Nigerian embassy here in the US to get a Nigerian visa on my American passport,I was asked to show them my letter of invitation.

I almost collapsed

I needed a letter inviting me to my own country.
I'm planning to renew my Nigerian passport real soon.

I won't go through that humiliation again!

Is it not silly in the first place using an american passport to visit your own country, did any one stop you from getting a Nigerian passport

people back home just dont get it , do they

Nope they don't. Send in the Dollar or Pound abi Yen that's the language. You are in oyinboland abi? So go make the money and tell me no stories.

"I'm going to Western Union Office".

so how is it going in stingy UK ?

omogenaija:

so how is it going in stingy UK ?

Siena:

Sweetheart, it's all well and good!

very very well and good. sienna, ably assisted by my humble self, is doing very very well. his stingy leadership is greatly improving our stock exchange value. it couldn't have been any better

darfur:

very very well and good. sienna, ably assisted by my humble self, is doing very very well. his stingy leadership is greatly improving our stock exchange value. it couldn't have been any better

oluwa o se o , i'll be on the next flight to UK , i need to make some money and stingy Uk seems like the perfect place for money making

omogenaija:

oluwa o se o , i'll be on the next flight to UK , i need to make some money and stingy Uk seems like the perfect place for money making

you are welcome my very good sister. we will give you the benefits of stinginess in a stingy way

LMAO ur to much

always at your service

lol , wats the fastest way to get 10000 pounds ?

great, but in our company, the director aka chief executive said for every £1000 made a tax of £950 is required and after that u must patronise our cafe where the cheapest service costs £200.
all the best sister
welcome to stingy UK Inc


sign. .Darfur
manager on behalf of the chief executive( oga sienna)

ole , ole , ole

so basically i dont get anything @ all

omogenaija:

ole , ole , ole

so basically i don't get anything @ all

for the 2nd time, i'll say, welcome to stingy UK

by the time i'm done in the UK u guys will go by the name broke UK

Thank God for this thread o, at least our naija bros don manage dey call o, na wah about 45 minutes don goooo and the

guy still dey gist with all of us for our office.

Bros u try o at least!

Yeah let him gist. we all like the gisting part. So don't spoil the fun by asking for Money okay Never never ask for small money

or else your happy calls will stop. i warn you o

@OmogeNaija


Abi i beg u make u no go uk, u sey u too sabi, e don be for u! U must go that STINGY UK O!

STINGY DARFUR! HOW LIFE AND THE TOILET SCRUBBING DEY GO, HOPE SEY DEM DON PROMOTE U O!

@Omoge!

No worry make ur mind no fly!

give me ur number make i call u nah

Elgaxton:

@OmogeNaija


Abi i beg u make u no go uk, u sey u too sabi, e don be for u! You must go that STINGY UK O!

STINGY DARFUR! HOW LIFE AND THE TOILET SCRUBBING DEY GO, HOPE SEY DEM DON PROMOTE You O!

@Omoge!

No worry make your mind no fly!

give me your number make i call u nah

haaaaaaaaaaa elgie my maaaaaaaaaan you still dey? haha miss you bro
to answer your question, it's been a very good month. at work i've been promoted to senior chief packer wow, somebody shout hurray     . . . .
as if that is not enough, my Director at stingy UK Inc his stinginess, Chief the stingy AA Sienna has recommended me for promotion into a senior stingy strategist   and has directed me to open up branches all over the UK. I'm heading to Wales next week to co-ordinate the nurturing of our new branch there
so bro, life is good.
how u dey?
no worry to tell me i know already     try smile you hear, e go better  

omoge
no give am your number o o o . the beggar de find target

hahahahahahaha hehehehe

alright elgaxton, call and leave a msg .

@darfur

O'l boy e don tey true true

how ur side?

so e don be LG(life's good) for ur side eh

That's good, that means shit business is truly a good business

Thank God for u!

LG for my side too o so no think that thing wey u dey think!

Hail ur CEO for me o!

@Omoge

Which number u want make i take call u na?